The Cosby Show

From the legendary episode where Denise sews a designer Gordon Gartrelle shirt for Theo...

"NO 14 year old child should have a 95 dolla shirt.. unless he's on stage with his 4 brothers!!"

~ Dr. Huxtable

Terry Tate - Office Linebacker

I know most of yall have already seen this but you can never get enough of Terry Tate!! There should be one in every office.

Song of the Day

Sean Paul - "Feel Alright"

Saying bye to the 'abine

dularibeti: :-) byeee
dularibeti: bye thumps
SBineOO7: toodles
SBineOO7: caw

My Brutally Honest Father

Talking about this pic...

Shal: i showed them the pic..
Shal: Mommay said "awwwww..."
Me: :D
Shal: and Daddy said u're head looks big!
Shal: lol
Me: HAHAHA
Shal: hahahahahahaha
Shal: hahahaaaaa
Me: that's wat i saidddd
Shal: maybe because u were in front
Me: maybe your head is SMALL
Me: PINHEAD
Me:

Who wants to marry a Desi millionaire?

I was so surprised when I saw that Najam posted this on youtube!!! Every time I watch it I crack up like crazy!!! THANK YOU, Laddu, Najam, Subin, and Phil for being so freakin funny :)

IPSA Banquet 2003

Completely Random Post

Thought I'd keep you guys on your toes :)

More banquet pics

Here are some more banquet pics stolen from Radhika (kikikiki).

And stolen from Srish who stole it from Anoop!!
Aww my bumblebee and my Kella Brotha were "Jack and Karen" that night
HEY YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE, ANOOP!!!
For more pictures and videos from banquet, see this post

USB mail???

One of those fun calls at work...

Gibson, Jeffrey M has been added to the conversation.

Oza, Kinner P has been added to the conversation.

Persaud, Sunita says:

"what are you using to send the email?"

Persaud, Sunita says:

"to send the email, i'm using my usb port"

Persaud, Sunita says:

=/

Taylor, Colby J says:

winner

Oza, Kinner P says:

uh oh, 12:00 flasher

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

that needs to go onto the wall of shame

Taylor, Colby J says:

ask him what kinda speed you get, with those fancy usb ports

Oza, Kinner P says:

hahahaha

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

ask him if his usb mail client lets him spoof as assist

Oza, Kinner P says:

tell him the usb port is blocking his emails

Oza, Kinner P says:

lol

IPSA Banquet

The Indian Pakistani Student Association of The University of Texas at Dallas just put on a very successful show! The 2006 Cultural Banquet was a blast. I was so impressed by the great job the executive officers did with putting on the show!

Here are some pictures and videos of the night.. hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :)

Before the show started...

All the girls
Radhika, Shalini (my sister), Me, Srishti, and Pramila :)

Leon and Dillon... so called "best friends"
You won't out-friend Radhi and I!! aww you guys actually do make a cute couple though..

Prammy and Srish
Aren't they cute??? I love you guys!
This was before Srishti became "bumblebee-ified"

Nowww.. it's time for the show! I apologize in advance for all of the acts that I didn't get to take video of... It's only because I felt so enthralled by them and forgot! That, or my mouth was full of gulab jamuns :-D *drool*

The Paper Airplanes - Original Song (I don't remember the name)
Performed by Hassan Ali, Faheem Kehmani, Sumair Merani, and Shereen Surani


Okay after this first act I didn't take many other videos of the other dances.. Now I'm regretting it because they all were really good!! We did go crazy with pictures during intermission though.. Here they are:

Srish and Prammy
sooooo pretty!!! This was impromptu, too! They only had a split second of prep time

Leon and I
;-)

Radhi and Dillon
aww!

The girls
I love this picture! Srish and I are being silly and Prammy and Radhi are all perty hah..
Look at how HOT Prammy is!!!

The second try
Picture perfect :) Srish and I are bumblebees :-D tsssssss (That's the sizzling sound Prammy's making because she's so hot)

Me and Shmeon
Say cheeeessseee!!!

Srish and I
We just "tied the knot" so we're pretty giddy..

Me and beautiful Srishti!!
"bbbzzzzzzzz!!!"

Anoop and Leon
Meanwhile, Anoop and Shmeon took their own Keller/Coppell Pic (Copy-cats) Uh oh, Dillon.. it looks like you have some competition!!

Shal and Pramila
They got married too, apparently ...In Prammy's DREAMS!!

Dillon and Radhi

Hey, I just noticed that they match!!

Shal and Sun
The Persaud Sisters :)

Now for some more performances!!

The following dance was really amazing...

Masti - Kajra Re
Dance performed by Sweta Ahuja, Nupi Merchant, Sonal Patel, Aesha Shukla, Jaladhi Shukla, Neha Walia, and Dhol performed by Neal Gupta.


Masti - Choli Ke Peeche


Next, I have a vocal act. They sang one of my favvooorriteee songs!!! I really enjoyed it.. such a hard song to sing, too!

The Abrahams - Laal Dupatta
Sung by Jobin Abraham and Julie Abraham


Denton Dhamaka - Nach Baliye
Performed by Karim Ali, Vishal Bagchi, Nirav Bhakta, Ekta Duggal, Tina Duggal, Gautam Kadiwar, Kajal Patel, and Shivangi Shah


Josh - Say Na Say Na
Performers coming soon...


Josh - Punjabi
Performers coming soon...


I was so disappointed that I didn't get footage (what would you call digital video... bytage???) of the other acts, especially the Bharatnatyam dancer and the Punjabi singer and Dholi.. they were so awesome.. GO GIRL POWER! :) But I did get a clip of the Dholi at the end... Here's the announcement at the end of the show with her playing...



That girl is so awesome.. I want to be her friend.

Here are some more pics:

The Newlyweds
What I want to know is... when's the honeymoon? ;) (haha)

Srish and Suni
Thanks for this pic, Srish! I love it :)
You're preeetttyyyyy

Leon, Shal, and Me
Yay for Guyanese people!
We took this pic after the show

More banquet pictures here

If you want the full DVD of the IPSA banquet, you can find information on how to purchase it at http://www.utdallas.edu/orgs/ipsa

Happy Tabla guy and Happy Singer Guy

This is kinda long but it's hillariouussss!!! These guys are my heros, especially Happy Tabla Guy... I love the part at 3:33 lol o man..



Keep em coming, happy tabla guy and happy singer guy!!! :-)

This is what we do at work

Preethi says: my friend and I used to translate hindi movie titles into eng

Sunita says: ooh really?

Preethi says: u shud try

Preethi says: its really funny

Preethi says: like umm..something something happens

Preethi says: or "the heart people will taka the bride" (DDLJ)

Sunita says: hehehe

Sunita says: heart ppl

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi says: it has to be literal translation

Preethi says: now you try

Sunita says: okay!

Sunita says: sometimes happy sometimes sad

Sunita says: that's not funny

Preethi says:hahahhaha

Preethi says: if theres a tomorrow or not

Sunita says: hahaha

Sunita says: say there's love

Sunita says: haha

Preethi says: hahahhaha

Sunita says: sometimes sometimes

Preethi says: hahahahahah

Sunita says: hahaha

Sunita says: that one's reallyweird

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi says: how bout me alone you alone

Sunita says: hahah

Sunita says: akele hum akele tum

Preethi says: yup

Sunita says: are you going to marry me?

Sunita says: lol

Preethi says: hahhaahhaha

Sunita says: we're together together

Sunita says: hahah

Preethi says: neither do you know nor do I

Preethi says: hahahhahaha

Sunita says: how bout this one:

Sunita says: DEVDAS

Preethi says: how cool are we

Sunita says: too cool for school

Preethi says: haha

Preethi says: no

Preethi says: thats the name of a movie

Preethi says: hard to belevei but true

Preethi says: how cool are we

Sunita says: ooooh

Sunita says: haha

Sunita says: oh gosh

Preethi says: kya cool hain hum

Preethi says: no. 1 wedding

Sunita says: will you be my friend?

Preethi says: hahahhaha

Sunita says:lol that sounds so pitiful in english

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi says: why did I do love (literally translated)

Sunita says: ooman i know this one

Sunita says: what is it?

Preethi says: maine pyaar kyon kiya

Sunita says:yaaa

Preethi says: dad used to say

Sunita says: aaw papa kehte hain

Preethi says: hahah yeah

Preethi says: im the player , youre the fool

Sunita says: hahahah

Sunita says: me khiladi tu anariii

Preethi says: we are your who?

Sunita says: hahah

Sunita says: hum aapke hain kaun???

Preethi says: theif theif quiet quiet

Sunita says: chori choriii chupke chupkeee

Sunita says: hahaha

Preethi says: ahaha

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi's jokes

Preethi says: What did 0 say to 8?
Preethi says: Nice Belt

Preethi says: why did the tomato blush?
Sunita says: ummm
Sunita says: dunno
Preethi says: because it saw the salad dressing...

Best friend??

chelli says: whats ur email
Sunita says: =-o girll
Sunita says: SPERSAUD83@YAHOO.COM
chelli says:
chelli says: i love u
Sunita says:
chelli says: i always get ur last name wrong

chelli says: cuz my dads name is prasad
Sunita says: =-o
Sunita says: hahah
Sunita says: aw
Sunita says: prasaud???
chelli says: so im so confused as to how to spell it
Sunita says: persad???
Sunita says: hahah
chelli says: hahaaha
chelli says: :(
Sunita says: aaww
chelli says: if only ihad never met my dad
chelli says: i would have gotten urs right
Sunita says: loll!!!!
chelli says:
Sunita says: if only

Pramila on chutney music

chelli says: every time you say "chutney music" i get hungry
chelli says: yeah that and salsa
chelli says: my mouth starts to water
chelli says: damnit it started!!!!

ZSH!!!

Nirmita: lets talk in hindi
Sunita: ooh this is gonna go well
Sunita: not
Sunita: haha achha
Sunita: chalte
Sunita: haha
Nirmita: koi baat nahi
Sunita: haha
Nirmita: practice kariye to hum perfect ho jayenge
Sunita: (srish said that they dont say lol.. they say zsh)
Sunita: for zor se hanste
Sunita: lol
Nirmita: hahaha
Sunita: hahah
Nirmita: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nirmita: that's hiliarious
Sunita: hahaha
Sunita: yaaa i know
Nirmita: are you serious?
Sunita: yeah!!
Sunita: lol
Sunita: i mean zsh
Nirmita: oh m God
Nirmita: so is OMG = HB
Nirmita: hai bhagvan
Sunita: LOL!!!!!
Sunita: hahahahha
Sunita: yeah!!!
Sunita: im trying to think of what brb would be
Sunita: abhi...
Sunita: hmm
Nirmita: abhi aati hoon
Nirmita: aah
Sunita: YEAHH

Go Rawle!

Rawle Marshall

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Rawle Junior Kalomo Marshall (Born February 20, 1982 in Georgetown, Guyana) is an American basketball player. He is a 6-7 feet (200 cm) and 190 lbs (86 kg) swingman.

Not selected during the 2005 NBA Draft, Marshall has participated to several summer leagues (Southern California Summer Pro League with the Memphis Grizzlies, Rocky Mountain Revue with the Dallas Mavericks). His performances (10.6 pts, 3.0 rbds and 1.4 asts in 27.4 mpg in the Rocky Mountain Revue) helped him sign a one-year contract with the Dallas Mavericks on August 5, 2005.

Marshall spent his college freshman season at Ball State University, while moving to Oakland University for the final three collegiate seasons. He was named Mid-Continent Conference’s Newcomer and Defensive Player of the Year during his sophomore season (in 2002-03). During his senior season (in 2004-2005), he helped Oakland University win its first Mid-Continent Conference title. Marshall was named Most Valuable Player of the tournament. His stats during his three years with Oakland University were 18.6 points, 6.3 rebounds, 2.2 steals and 1.1 blocks (Oakland University all-time blocked-shot leader) in 90 games.

He graduated from Mackenzie High School (Detroit, Michigan) where he was salutatorian of his senior class.

Gettin downnn!

NIRMITA thank you for the link!!! too funnieee!!
**Disclaimer: If you have asthma... better grab your inhaler before watching this!!!**

Sunitae

Talking about this post...

LiMBuZZ: hahahaha
LiMBuZZ: lol
LiMBuZZ: Sunitae
dularibeti: hahah
LiMBuZZ: plural for sunita
dularibeti: HAHAH

The cool table!

Sunita: ur sitting at our table
Anoop: am i???
Sunita: yes
Sunita: no complaints
Anoop: i get a place at the cool table!?? NOOO WAYYYY
Sunita: :-D
Anoop: its like in HS when someone from the drill team aknowledges u
Anoop: LOL
Anoop: j/k
Sunita: hahahahah

Who SAYS that?

S R I S H D M: oh that nut
S R I S H D M: man i was singing .....to her and she put me on the phone with her dad!!!
S R I S H D M: so im singing to him!!!!!!!!!
S R I S H D M: ima beat her with a saw!
dularibeti: i thought
dularibeti: u said
dularibeti: "imma beat her with a straw!"
dularibeti: lolol
dularibeti: but urs is funnier
dularibeti: haha

Sane on religion

SupaSane169: really?
SupaSane169: liar
dularibeti: I SWEAR TO GOD
dularibeti: NOOO
SupaSane169: GODS!
dularibeti: lol
SupaSane169: we hindu

On savoring wins..

dularibeti: lol my moms so cute
dularibeti: when she wins solitaire
dularibeti: she sits there and watches the cards bounce
dularibeti: I get tired after like the queen of diamonds

Happy Holi!!

Leon's help

(Playing Literati)

Me: i wish i had an E
Leon: u can have the e in my name..ill just go by Lon from now on

~~~~~

LiMBuZZ: hahahaha

LiMBuZZ: lol

LiMBuZZ: Sunitae

dularibeti: hahah

LiMBuZZ: plural for sunita

dularibeti: HAHAH

Confucius say...

Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose

Himani

Whyyyy didn't she winn???!!?!
Enjoy these songs sung by Himani from Sa Re Ga Ma Pa :) (They might load faster if you click on the picture to play it from youtube.com instead of trying to play it from this blog)

From Henna - "Chitthiye"


Also from Henna - "Der Na Ho Jaaye"


From the movie Waqt - "Aye Mere Zohra Jabeen"

tWEEDy bird

THANK YOU TO VITALI FOR SHOWING ME THIS!!! (how was that???)

What they DON'T tell you at Japanese restaurants!!

Thanks for the link Farzan!!!
Japanese Conspiracy

Watch Video

The meaning of life

Never a dull moment...

(Mita and Jessica talking on the phone)

Mita: O cool so who all's there?
Jessica: Suni!!! ...unlike Shiite!!!

Great tee or not great tee.. there is no question!!

That one was for u, Dillon!

http://www.bustedtees.com/

Fat babies

Srishti: mannnn ur cuter than a fat baby eating pudding!

Reality Check

Learning from his Guru!!!

Here's a long lost pic of my dad...


...I have too much time on my hands!

You know you're GUYANESE when...

Tanks for the jokes Vani!

1. De back of ya remote got scotch tape.
2. Ya know bout pluggin' out ya TV to turn it off.
3. Ya know bout keepin' rain water fo drink.
4. Shopping bags from de grocery store is also garbage bags.
5. Uncle George and Aunty Pam and half de other people ya call uncle and aunt are not really related to you!
6. Space in de living room is unacceptable and must be occupied by something you don't actually need.
7. You know what a plate clat and floor clat is.
8. You recycle oil.
9. It's cool to have fairy lights all year long.
10. You know what "schupidy
    
11. A ole bicycle tire is a toy.
12. De dishwasher is also known as ur lil sister or lil brother.
13. Powder milk and sugar is a snack.
14. Your Grandma call a wife beater a singlit.
15. Jumping up and down could give you narra. (LOL!!)
16. A mistress is known as a "sweetwoman."
17. A blackout is normal.
18. Bugs are bugs; a ca-ca-roach is something totally different.
19. Ghosts are known as Jumbies and Bacoos.
20. All footwear is known as boots.
21. You get a cold, you drink bush tea.
22. All barrels from farrin includes Cadbury chocolate...with almond.
23. Your vocabulary contains words like “Banna"!
24. You straighten ya hair, not perm it!
25. A frog is called a Cropo; and throwin' salt pun it back will kill it.
26. Christmas means pepperpot and sorrel, not eggnog!
27. A bottle is called a "bokle" and it's cap is a "cark" and they come in cases, not six packs.
28. Soda, juice and anything other than water is "drink."
29. Dog food is always leftovers.
30. Deodorant is roll-on.!
31. You've used your towel as a shower curtain at least once in your life. (Wah??)
32. Straws, plastic spoons and forks can all be converted into a toothpick.
33. Gossip is ah "seh seh."
34. You call your alcoholic uncle ah "Sa-gi-wang." (Don't get this one)
    
35. "Bamba laytee bam bam" means ur in trouble.
36. Your ten year old is a bottle of rum.
37. You go to college, your family feel you know everyting.
38. Crush up news papers was once a substitute for toilet paper. (aow me gaad)
39. Having a dog or cat on the bed, or anywhere in the house for that matter, is NOT normal to you.
40. You have home clothes, church clothes, sleeping clothes, wuk clothes and "good" clothes.
41. Your childhood games were "Gam," "Hap Scatch," "Dog and de bone" and "Catcha!"
42. Ya hood had "Chinee" restaurants.
43. You've heard "Don't tek ya eye and pass me!" at least once in your life. (lol heard that yesterday!)
44. You reply with "Me and you eye neva went fo a race!" (oooh good one! i gotta use that)
45. Ya know bout throwin' a bucket ah water in de toilet bowl to flush it.
46. You have at least one family member that'll tell you "I know u since ya small suh!"
47. Nicknames are based on physical attributes. eg: Blackie, Tall man, Smiley and fine gurl.
48. Gum is chico.
49. Ya hear de name "Sharma" and you automatically start laughin'. (Ask afeena what this means)
50. Beginning a question with "When last" is normal to you! (HAHA)
51. New Years Eve is "Old Years Night."

Abraham, Jacob P says:
very nice now i better get back to work
Abraham, Jacob P says:
before Bamba laytee bam bam
Persaud, Sunita says:
hahahaha

Supplieeesss!!!

Auto response from XSirocco: Pottruck

...

Me: What's up with larry's away message??
Me: Is he going to a potluck dinner and making fun of Chinese ppl?? =-o
DILLON1383: HAHAHAHAHAH
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: fly lice!

Dillon on Soca music

(Talking about the Japanese Soca video)

DILLON: this isnt englsih right
DILLON: hehe
Sunita: haha noo
Sunita: she starts w/english later tho
DILLON: and wat is a soca
Sunita: w/the summertime part
DILLON: is it like
DILLON: soh cah toa
DILLON: heeh
Sunita: hahahahahahah
Sunita: hahahahahHAHAHA
DILLON: heheh
Sunita: no it's caribbean music
DILLON: ooohhhhh
DILLON: 45 45 90 baby
DILLON: somethin like that
DILLON: yaw
Sunita: hahah
Sunita: LOLL
DILLON: it's summaa tyyymeeee
Sunita: 3-4-5 triangles WOOH!
DILLON: 30 60 nineteyyyyy
DILLON: it's pythargorass timmmeeee
Sunita: uh-ohhhh!!
Sunita: hahahahaha
DILLON: we make our own muzic
Sunita: LOL
DILLON: instead of clapping
Sunita: omg
DILLON: people wil lbe tapping their calculators
Sunita: hahaha

The greatest email EVER

Anoop Mathew wrote:

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL DUDE THESE NEW ONES I FOUND ARE HILARIOUS!!!
3. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reason: It was more humane.

6. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a "Get out of Jail" monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from Uno.

9. If you ask Chuck Norris "what time is it?" He always says, "Two seconds till." When you ask, "two seconds to what," he roundhouse kicks you in the face

10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

mAaNtOhOePw

Japanese Soca?!?!

Japanese Soca by MINMI.

Chinese Backstreet Boys - That way

LOL This is too funny... never gets old! Thanks Dillon for sending me this in the first place!
This reminds me of me, Prammy, and Srish... needless to say, I'd be the guy in the back on his computer oblivious to everything haha.

Pure Genius!