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Skevin

Sunita says:

did u get the url?

Kevin says:

my name is url

Kevin says:

haha

Sunita says:

HAHA

Maanika Stories

S R I S H D M: she is good..she was at a pool party ordering around boys
dularibeti: HAHAHA ordering around boys
dularibeti: NOICE
S R I S H D M: hahahahha thats funny, its almost the same thing she said
dularibeti: hahah
S R I S H D M: so this boy was like "maanika, come here and meet my dog, nina"
S R I S H D M: and maanika goes "oh but shawn, i am too busy, can you get me some water instead"
S R I S H D M: and he goes and gets it for her
S R I S H D M: i was like DANG
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHAH

*****

S R I S H D M: so Praveen uncle calls me cause he wants me to tell Maanika that she couldn't eat more than one candy
S R I S H D M: so I make up a story about how I got lots of candy for Hallowen, but my mom told me I could eat ONLY one after I finish my toast, eggs and juice
dularibeti: ya?
dularibeti: (hehe)
S R I S H D M: LOLL
S R I S H D M: so she's listening...listening...and then she's like "okay big sis, my daddy wants to talk to you know"
S R I S H D M: anywho..massi calls me almost like a week later...and maanika takes the phone from her
dularibeti: and then what?!
dularibeti: =-O
S R I S H D M: lolll so she gets on the phone and is like "hoi big sis, can you tell me the story about when you got lots of candy for halloween but your mom said you could only eat one after your breakfast...? can you tell me that story...i think i FORGOT it"
dularibeti: aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
S R I S H D M: i was laughing so hard...she tells me the entire story and then tells me she forgot it
S R I S H D M: LOLLL

Poetic Justice

Justin's info

After learning that Emo was not a misspelling of Elmo, Sunita goes into the world looking for somewhere to apply her new knowledge...

(16:16:01) dularibeti: im at theh pub
(16:16:09) dularibeti: and i totally just saw someone w/an emo haircut
(16:16:14) Jruthlaz: nice!
(16:16:16) dularibeti: haha
(16:16:20) dularibeti: i think i laughed at him
(16:16:22) Jruthlaz: your applying your new knowledge!
(16:16:23) dularibeti: and i think he felt bad
(16:16:25) Jruthlaz: im impressed!
(16:16:25) dularibeti: :-)
(16:16:28) Jruthlaz: it wasn't you
(16:16:30) dularibeti: i can even use it in a sentence
(16:16:32) Jruthlaz: he feels bad at life
(16:16:35) dularibeti: haha
(16:16:38) Jruthlaz: Awww good job homie
(16:16:41) dularibeti: haha
(16:16:51) Jruthlaz: damn,i might have to profile this conversation
(16:16:53) dularibeti: hahah
(16:16:57) dularibeti: NO WAY
(16:16:58) dularibeti: REALLY????

Burn!

dularibeti: sorry some weirdo is im'ing me
dularibeti: :-\
dularibeti: i'm a little creeped out
Jruthlaz: Vital? or a different weirdo
dularibeti: LOLLL

Ajay's emergency

ThermalZeal: omfg my express coupon just fell behind my desk brb
dularibeti: LOL

I WANT IT!

Totally Amazing

Auto response from SBineOO7: hmmm....top notch yaar....
http://www.desivision.tv/blog/?p=283

Very Very veryyy cool!! This guy is unbelievable...

Maanika on boys

S R I S H D M:
i ask maanika "lil sis, what makes you frustrated" (cause massi asks me to ask her)...
her response: "*BIG SIGH*..oh big sis, when boys don't listen to me, it makes me fo FUSHtroated"

Welcome to the world Shailah!!

YAYYY!!! Sharmila and David just had their baby girl Shailah Jasmine Ward. Congratulations to them! She was 5lb 9oz and I can't wait to see her :)


Update!!! Bean sent some pictures from her phone! THANKS BEAN!! mann she is really cute!

Me vs The World by Larry Singh

Here's a poem written by the infamous Larry Singh. He makes pastors cry.

Me vs The World
===============
I walked up to the world
And it spit in my face.
Taunts and insults unfurled,
Saying I was such a disgrace.

Looking it straight in the eye,
I said without any hesitation.
"No matter how hard you may try,
To destroy my determination,"

I will live, smile and grow
For I believe in my creator."
And I answered with a blow
Just below the Equator.

Larry on improvising

dularibeti: man i left my pen at work :-dularibeti: now i dont have anything to take notes with!
XSirocco: aw
dularibeti: oh well i guess i shouldnt go to class!
XSirocco: take a few packs of ketchup
dularibeti: it'd just be pointless.. right?
dularibeti: hahahahahahaha
XSirocco: and a fork
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
dularibeti: lololll
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: o man
dularibeti: everyone must think i'm crazy
dularibeti: lol
XSirocco: and some mustard for highlighting
dularibeti: hahahaha!!!
XSirocco: educational AND delicious

Vlad the vampire

Srishti is cute!

dularibeti: i like u :-)
S R I S H D M: i LIKE u
S R I S H D M: and i like plunky..and by plunky i mean you
S R I S H D M: i like u twice!
dularibeti: hahahahahaha

Srish on cramps

S R I S H D M: motrin zindabad!