Who says you get wiser with age?

Veden, my 11 year old cousin, asked for my help with his homework...

Sunita: wow
Sunita: veden's homework is too hard for me
Sunita: lol
Sunita: which i expected
Sunita: it's science
Sunita: he needs shal's help with that
Sunita: im the math nerd... and vani's good at english
Sunita: together, the 3 of us equal 1 sixth grader

I like messing with Shal

Shal: hallo
Shal: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Sunita: creepy?
Shal: Art
Shal:
Sunita: i dont get it
Shal: ok..how about this one?
Sunita: explain it!
Shal: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Sunita: i dont like these jokes.. they scare me
Shal: Matt
Shal: lol
Shal:
Sunita: .................
Shal: forget it
Sunita: boooooo get off the staggeeee

Happy Raksha Bandhan to me!

Vedendra Persaud: ya
Sunita: I have to tell you something!
Vedendra Persaud: ya
Sunita: HAPPY RAKHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Vedendra Persaud: thank you
Sunita: you're my brother so pretend like i'm tying it on you
Sunita: since i'm not there :(
Vedendra Persaud: ok
Vedendra Persaud: I got to tell you something too
Vedendra Persaud: go to http://www.pleoworld.com/
Vedendra Persaud: and
Vedendra Persaud: http://www.pleoworld.com/discover

Cavemen are funny

Typecasting

Varnie: Yesterday bro rocky was over an I was sittin on our front step with arjun wen my chinese neighbor pulled into his driveway..so when arjun saw him he yelled "MOM THE CHINEY FOOD IS HERE" lol im pretty sure my neighbor heard him...it was really funny

Ohhhhh Radhhiiiii

Chris: hey radhi, do you know how to play poker?
Radhi: uh YU
Radhi: who doesnt doood
Chris: wanna play with me and suni
Chris: some people don't
Radhi: i cant
Chris: why not?
Radhi: i dont know how to play.
Sunita: lol!
Chris: ...........
Chris: LOL

Bored at work

This is what Vani and I are forced to do while we're bored at work...

Love Wiley's Dictionary

They should make a real version of it!

the iBoob

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Shivana Persaud
To: "Singh, Ryan A HS", Sunita Persaud
Sent: Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:32:32 AM
Subject: what will apple think of next...

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

I love it!

My Kind of joke!!!

Performances from Rosita and Raj's Wedding

Shal's dance to "Dama Dam Mast" and "Daag Na Lag Jaye." Thanks Radhi!!


Dev singing "Chandi Jaisa Rang,"


My Dad singing "Dulhan Se Tumhaara,"

Richard's joke

Q: What do you call a potato killer?
A: Aloo Choka!!