the iBoob

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From: Shivana Persaud
To: "Singh, Ryan A HS", Sunita Persaud
Sent: Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:32:32 AM
Subject: what will apple think of next...

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.