Chuck Norris geekdome

dillon1183: lol
dillon1183: LOL
dillon1183: yeah he can
dillon1183: those r awesome
dillon1183: we should come up with a slew of cs chuck norris jokes lol
dillon1183: if not chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: end
dillon1183: if chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: loop ("yes")
dillon1183: chuck norris can divide by zero
dillon1183: when chuck norris hits ctrl+alt+del, the world reboots
dillon1183: chuck norris never updated to windows xp sp 2
dillon1183: doesnt use a firewall
dillon1183: or router
dillon1183: and connects directly to a fios connection all day
dillon1183: but has never gotten a single virus, spam, spyware, or pop up window
dillon1183: in fact chuck norris still uses an amiga commodore from 1983 and it runs windows vista, plays dvds, and opens photoshop in less than 3 seconds
dularibeti: lol!!!!!
dillon1183: we should make up ones that make no sense
dillon1183: chuck norris doesn't read
dillon1183: he's illiterate
dillon1183: or
dillon1183: chuck norris doesnt drink milk. milk drinks chuck norris
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: chuck norris doesnt eat turkey on thanksgiving... thanksgiving eats the turkey on chuck norris
dillon1183: LOLLLL
dularibeti: hahaha MAKES NO SENSE