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Jose's advice

herpes786: you need therapy before you have a little one

MyFace

DILLON1383: so i think
DILLON1383: myspace and facebook
DILLON1383: should have a merger
DILLON1383: we can call it myface
DILLON1383: I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
dularibeti: GAHAGAGAGAGAGA
dularibeti: I MEAN HAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: myfac!!!
dularibeti: hahaaaaa
DILLON1383: hehe
dularibeti: aawww jack
DILLON1383: gooood ooool jack
dularibeti: ur joke was funnier
dularibeti: :-[
DILLON1383: yesssssssssssssssssssss
DILLON1383: i put them sidebyside
DILLON1383: for comparative purposes
DILLON1383: eat it jack!!!!!!
DILLON1383: =x
DILLON1383: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
DILLON1383: lol jack u crazy sonofagun
DILLON1383: i couldnt agree w/ u more
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: aawwwwww
dularibeti: sonofagun
DILLON1383: During the Civil War, a woman was impregnated by sperm carried on a bullet that passed through the scrotum of a soldier and penetrated her ovaries.
dularibeti: !!!
DILLON1383: lol
dularibeti: lolol
DILLON1383: but not really
DILLON1383: hence the term
DILLON1383: son
DILLON1383: of a gun
dularibeti: hahahah
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: AHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dularibeti: hahahahahahahahaha
dularibeti: im glad they didnt have a girl
dularibeti: cause... "daughterofagun" would just be straight awkward
DILLON1383: LOLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: lol lol lol lol

Sharepoint

I don't think everyone at the help desk is exactly thrilled that I'm leaving...

Dillon's rendition of Pramila

Yes, folks. He is a professional artist!

Indian breakdancer!

This is so awesome! Nirmita thanks for showing it to me.. you rock

Sabine and Srishti

I heart taking things out of context!

SBineOO7: yeah my nuts are too happy with u
S R I S H D M: HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHATTT !!!!!!
SBineOO7: so much for naming my daughter srishti

Colby Taylor

Vahla: i'm not alllowed to google my name =(
Sunita Persaud: lol!
Sunita Persaud: why?
Sunita Persaud: can i?
Vahla: nwsf
Sunita Persaud: eh?
Vahla: not work safe, but be my guest

*Sunita googles colby taylor*
*Sunita gasps*

Sunita Persaud: hahahahah

The beast

XSirocco: my slogan should be "the beast is back baby"
XSirocco: hahaha
XSirocco: ok i should go home, i'm losing my mind
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: hahahaha

She's the Man

Awesome movie.
Amanda Bynes is such a funny

Vitali on Bollywood

Brfheirf: yeh, life sucks, and then you see 100s of people runnin around and dancing and singing:-) and you like wow they are crazy... we are not that bad off

Insert Laugh Track here

I'm glad Larry doesn't choose punishments!

XSirocco: people like that should be neutered :P

Update

Digitography has been updated!

http://digitography.blogspot.com/

Pluto gets voted off the island

Planets plan boosts tally to 12

By Paul Rincon Science reporter, BBC News

The number of planets around the Sun could rise from nine to 12 - with more on the way - if experts approve a radical new vision of our Solar System.

An endorsement by astronomers meeting in Prague would require school and university textbooks to be rewritten.

The proposal recognises eight classical planets, three planets belonging to a new category called "plutons" and the largest asteroid Ceres.

Pluto remains a planet, but becomes the basis for the new pluton category.

The plan has been drawn up by the International Astronomical Union (IAU) with the aim of settling the question of what does and does not count as a planet.

Some 2,500 astronomers gathered at the IAU General Assembly in Prague will vote on the plan next Thursday.

New era

"For the first time in more than 75 years, we will be able to discover new planets in our Solar System. This is a fascinating prospect," said Richard Binzel, a member of the IAU planet definition committee which put together the proposal.

But the solution was not popular with all experts. Robin Catchpole, from the Institute of Astronomy, Cambridge, told the BBC: "The public are very clear about what they understand by 'planets'. Those are the big, dominant bodies in the Solar System that we're all familiar with, the eight - or nine if you include Pluto.

"I think including more is going to add confusion to the public, but not really be particularly useful for astronomers."

Pluto was discovered in 1930 by US astronomer Clyde Tombaugh More details

Experts have been divided over whether Pluto - further away and considerably smaller than the eight other planets in our Solar System - deserves the title.

Since the early 1990s, astronomers have found several other objects of comparable size to Pluto in an outer region of the Solar System called the Kuiper Belt.

Some astronomers believe Pluto belongs with this population of small, icy "Trans-Neptunians", not with the objects we call planets.

For the first time in more than 75 years, we will be able to discover new planets in our Solar System Richard Binzel, IAU Send us your comments

Allowances could once be made for Pluto on account of its size. At just 2,360km (1,467 miles) across, Pluto is significantly smaller than the other planets. But until recently, it was still the biggest known object in the Kuiper Belt.

That changed with the discovery of 2003 UB313 by Professor Mike Brown and colleagues at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech). After being measured with the Hubble Space Telescope, it was shown to be some 3,000km (1,864 miles) in diameter, making it larger than the ninth planet.

Kicked upstairs?

The IAU draft resolution recognises eight "classical" planets - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune - three "plutons" - Pluto, Charon and UB313 - and the asteroid Ceres.

Charon is currently described as a moon of Pluto, but because of its size some experts consider it a twin planet.

2003 UB313: bigger than Pluto

Professor Owen Gingerich, who chairs the IAU planet definition committee, said: "In a sense we're demoting Pluto by taking it off the list of classical planets. But we're promoting it by making it the prototype of this new category of plutons."

Dr Andrew Coates of the Mullard Space Science Laboratory in Dorking said: "Something had to be done about the definition. It does change the textbooks somewhat, but it also demonstrates that this is a vibrant area of research.

"The surprise is Ceres, because most people thought of it as an asteroid."

Ceres is the largest object in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, and like a planet is spherical in shape.

"This a step backward," said Alan Boss, an astrophysicist at the Carnegie Institution in Washington DC. "It's a demotion of the word planet."

The Carnegie researcher, who believes there are only eight true planets, said the term would lose its prestige under the proposed definition because anything round of a certain size could join the club.

"Folks aren't going to have to worry about learning the planets anymore because it's a list that doesn't mean anything," he said.

Seeking endorsement

The basis for this re-evaluation is a new scientific definition of a planet which uses gravity as the determining factor.

According to this definition, two conditions must be satisfied for an object to qualify as a planet:

• The object must be in orbit around a star, but must not itself be a star
• It must have enough mass for the body's own gravity to pull it into a nearly spherical shape

On whether he was confident the resolution would be passed, Professor Gingerich told the BBC News website: "It will be a very awkward situation if they don't.

NEW PLANET CANDIDATES Trans-Neptunian Objects 2003 EL61 2005 FY9 Sedna Orcus Quaoar Varuna 2002 TX300 Ixion 2002 AW197 Asteroids Vesta Pallas Hygiea

"On Sunday afternoon, we proposed it out of the blue for the division chairmen and they voted unanimously that they would be prepared to back it. That's a good cross-section of astronomers.

"I'm sure it will be controversial to those with a stake in some other solution, but I hope we will get an overwhelming endorsement."

More objects are likely to be announced as planets in the future. The IAU has a "watchlist" of at least a dozen other potential candidates that could become planets once more is known about their sizes and orbits.

These include the distant objects Sedna, Orcus, Quaoar and 2003 EL61 and the asteroids Vesta, Pallas and Hygiea.

The IAU spent two years debating the matter among its membership. A seven-member committee was set up to consider the findings and produce a draft proposal.

The body has been responsible for the naming of planets and moons since 1919.

XSirocco: it's like survivor with the planets
dularibeti: hhhah
XSirocco: Pluto got voted off
dularibeti: :-
Vitali: lol, yeh.... I bet it's thinking "screw you guys, I'll find new friends"

dularibeti: now it's just "my very educated mother just served us nineteen ..."
dularibeti: :-XSirocco: their might be 12 planets tho depending on the definition

Colby Bobby

Vahla: i think she was trying to unscrew the back of her case

Vahla: but instead of removing just the Big screw made for that

Vahla: she removed every screw on the back

Sunita Persaud: loll

Sunita Persaud: omg

Vahla: which resulted in her power supply sliping and sliding, PCI cards to be come unhinged, and the fan at the back to slap around in the case

Sunita Persaud: oh my

Vahla: yah, you should have seen my face when i picked up the desktop and felt that stuff sliding around and making noises....

Sunita Persaud: hahha

Vahla: i was like 'OMG I'M ON FIRE SOMEBODY HELP ME, HELP ME JESUS, HELP ME BUDDA, HELP ME TOM CRUISE"

Vahla: then swetha slapped me and told me to get ahold of myself

Sunita Persaud: hhaahaahahahhha

Sunita Persaud: HAHAH

Sunita Persaud: ur totally being blogged

Vahla: damn

I actually made Ajay laugh!!

See for yourself!

Look!

I commented on Kal Penn's blog!!

http://thenamesake.typepad.com/blog/2006/08/marketing_kicko.html#comments

The Namesake

Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag!

A clip from one of my favorite Clone High episodes!! This show was pure awesomeness...

Silly Dilly

dularibeti: man that was one freakin good bagel with tuna fish
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: awesome
dularibeti: how do you get an ADD test online
DILLON1383: i love tuna
dularibeti: caue i think i might be
DILLON1383: ahahhaahah
dularibeti: :-[
DILLON1383: me too :-\
DILLON1383: its ok i like add
dularibeti: :-\
DILLON1383: and subtarct
dularibeti: HAHAH
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: LOL
DILLON1383: dude theres no such thing as an add test
dularibeti: lolll im laughing soo hard
DILLON1383: the dude was makin one and he never finished it

...

DILLON1383: so yeah you wana take my add test?
dularibeti: hokay
dularibeti: (cani send the song thru aim)
DILLON1383: at work :[
dularibeti: aaahh
dularibeti: it's a BAT!
dularibeti: :[ "i vant to suck your blood"
DILLON1383: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DILLON1383: aghahahahahah
dularibeti: shhhhhhhh
dularibeti: *alarmed*
DILLON1383: oh lol u cant make me laugh at work lol lol
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: im like pretending to cough
DILLON1383: a lot
dularibeti: LOLLL
DILLON1383: lol its not working
dularibeti: hahahahah
dularibeti: ooo today we had a real fire alarm
dularibeti: oops sorry i got sidetracked
dularibeti: lemme take ur ADD test
dularibeti: haha
DILLON1383: LOL
dularibeti: loll
DILLON1383: !!!!
DILLON1383: duduuuude
DILLON1383: you JUST TOTALLY FAILED IT!!
DILLON1383: HAHAHA thats hilarious
dularibeti: LOL
DILLON1383: you didnt know but THAT WAS THE ADD TEST
DILLON1383: i was gona say got to addtest.com
DILLON1383: and see how long
DILLON1383: it took u to actually get there
dularibeti: wait
dularibeti: watchu talkin bout willis
dularibeti: hahahahahha
DILLON1383: but first I GOT SIDE TRACKED
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHA
DILLON1383: and then YOU got sidetracked
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: dude we totally have add
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: *high five*
DILLON1383: "hey doc how can i subtract my add"
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: aawwww
dularibeti: o man i need to blog this
DILLON1383: lol