Friday, April 28, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Justin on vending machines
Justin: How bout you go to the life vending machine and get a life!
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Guyanese movie
The story of my people!! This movie is about the history of Indo-Guyanese people, going backwards from New York to Guyana and finally to Calcutta, India. (Maybe I should make a movie that goes from Texas to New York to Guyana to India hehe)
Check out the site and trailers! http://www.oncemoreremoved.com/
Oh, also... I was watching one of the videos in that section of the site and saw my aunt in the clip!!! She's the one in the red salwar in a side closeup if you're bored enough to pick her out. It was pretty crazy... but i have a huge family so it wasn't too surprising.. we pop up everywhere. :)
Songs of the week
View in Internet Explorer to hear clips of the songs
Desi Songs
Song: Rang Dalo
Movie: Banaras-A Mystic Love Story
Singers: Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal
Song: Des Rangila
Movie: Fanaa
Singer: Mahalaxmi Iyer
Song: Bijuriya Remix
Movie: Shaadi Se Pehle
Singers: Sukhwinder Singh, Alka Yagnik
Song: Powerless (Desi Remix)
Singers: Nelly Furtado and Josh
Song: Janeman
Movie: Aryan
Singers: Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal
Non Desi
Song: Break It Off
Singers: Rihanna, Sean Paul
Song: Slow Wine (Remix)
Singers: R. Kelly ft. Sean Paul and Akon
Yes, ladies and gentlemen.. Akon really did just say "I wanna chop you up and cut ya
Song: So Sick
Singer: Ne-Yo
Song: Home For Carnival
Singer: Kevin Lyttle
Song: Hips Don't Lie
Singers: Shakira, Wyclef
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Srish's joke
Because of all the cheetahs!! :-D
Monday, April 24, 2006
Shal in the paper!!!
**I'm proud of you, Shal!! Woohoo that's my sister!**
Check the whole article out here.
(She's the one on the FRONT PAGE and the second page--back row, second from the right)
Yeah, I know... she took all the good genes :\
The return of the Caption Contest!!
(You can also add it in a comment to this post, just for fun)
Saturday, April 22, 2006
My beautiful category cloud
Check out my bouncing little category cloud!! I'd like to thank the people who made this possible.. phydeaux3, YOU ROCK MUCHO!!!
Here's a first pic of my growing baby girl.. I love you!
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Okay Okay I know most of the categories aren't really categories because they only have one post in them... but I wanted the cloud to be filled out!! So sue me
Look how much she's grown!! -->
Anoop on Orcs
N Rogara 82: i thought u were being attacked by a burgler
N Rogara 82: or orcs from middle earth
N Rogara 82: i hear there's been an increase in orc related crime
dularibeti: hahaha
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Da Vinci Code!
Check this trailer out for the Da Vinci Code movie!! Srish has been looking forward to it forever! and it looks pretty cool! ;)
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Apache tells off Vitali
Loseu, Vitali says:
apache is rude
Loseu, Vitali says:
it jjust told me to ps -fu vol021000
Persaud, Sunita says:
HAHAHAHA
Persaud, Sunita says:
lol
Persaud, Sunita says:
u KNOW that's going on the blog
Loseu, Vitali says:
sent me and email in fact why don't it ps -fu itself
An inconvenient truth
View the trailer for Al Gore's movie "An Inconvenient Truth." It looks pretty interesting
http://www.climatecrisis.net/
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Larry on sexism
XSirocco: i don't
XSirocco: it's shorter to type he than she tho
XSirocco: :-)
XSirocco: i'm not sexist, just lazy
dularibeti: hahahah
Monday, April 17, 2006
Justin's email
yo yo yo!
what up man? so sorry for taking 3 years to get back
to you. how are things going man? hopefully well. i
read this a little while ago and you were the first
person that i thought might get a chuckle out of it...
(don't read it over and over again because it
definitely starts to lose its funniness factor -- from
experience. i am actually now worried that you won't
think it's funny at all. if it's not, i am truly,
truly sorry... it is also a little dated -- from a
Dec. 14, 2005 blog entry.)
I'm excited to see King Kong.
I like Jack Black a lot, and Naomi Watts is great, and
Adrien Brody is a fine actor too.
But mostly, I'm excited because I noticed from the
previews that King Kong is in it. I would see King
Kong in anything!
Chris on pseudonames
Aluball17: thats my pseudoname
dularibeti: ooh
Aluball17: middle name is anil
dularibeti: that's funny usualy coolie ppl have an american pseudoname
Aluball17: lol well i'm chris
Aluball17: what should i make my pseudoname john
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: nah
Aluball17: lol that would be weird
Aluball17: i was thinking about ramsuransinghpersaud
Aluball17: that waay 90 % of coolies could somehow relate
dularibeti: HAHA
dularibeti: ramsuransingobinpersaud
Aluball17: sounds like bloggaration to me
Aluball17: bloggaration ... the british way of sayin sumfin to blog
...
dularibeti: so anil is the pseudoname?
dularibeti: or anilsmind
Aluball17: anil is the pseudoname
dularibeti: k
Aluball17: anilsmind is the domain he lives in
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: aah
Nirmita on groceries
LiMBuZZ: i had to go to the bathroom
LiMBuZZ: and i realized that i left my groceries in the car
dularibeti: haha
LiMBuZZ: because those groceries included my toilet paper
dularibeti: lol!!!
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Nirmita on the library
LiMBuZZ: i better go hit the library
LiMBuZZ: literally
LiMBuZZ: it's evil
Thursday, April 13, 2006
I love UTD
dularibeti: this indian guy aclled the help desk
dularibeti: and he's listening to "mere sapnon ki rani"
dularibeti: kab aayegi tu
dularibeti: lalala
dularibeti: im jammin out
dularibeti: HE'S SINGING ALONG!!!!
dularibeti: maybe he doesnt know im still on the phone
dularibeti: oomg
dularibeti: haha
So what do i do? I send this to the user in the Solution information for the call.. they'll receive an email with that in it hahaha... i crack me up
Happy Feet
The story's about a young penguin named Mumble who lives in a culture where the male penguins must learn a song to sing to find their soulmate penguin. Unfortunately, little Mumble cannot carry a tune. :( However, he has a love for dancing and is a brilliant tap dancer!!
View the trailer here
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Larry the pimp
XSirocco: she looks really cute, and i look like a pimp with all the bling
Monday, April 10, 2006
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
I should have seen it coming..
Me: hey
Me: can u see what i'm typing?
Vahla: no
Me: hahah
Maanika :)
S R I S H D M: then she makes up her own jokes and laughs
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: aaaaaaawwwwwww
dularibeti: like what!!!
S R I S H D M: LOLLL
S R I S H D M: so she's like
S R I S H D M: "shiru didi want to hea a funny joke"
S R I S H D M: im like "sure chutki"
S R I S H D M: "why was the stop sign on the road"
S R I S H D M: me..."i dont know baby"
S R I S H D M: "because it needed a home" *then she laughs so hard*
S R I S H D M: dude i was laughing sooo much
S R I S H D M: then she goes "oh my, that was a funny one"!!!!!!
S R I S H D M: I WAS LIKE OH MY GOSH COME HERE lemme eat u
dularibeti: aaawwwwwwww
S R I S H D M: DUDE
S R I S H D M: and lol
S R I S H D M: i was like maanika ima eat ur bum bum
S R I S H D M: and she was like nooooooo spit it back shiru didi where am i going to sit?!
dularibeti: HAHAHAHA
dularibeti: aaaaaaaw
dularibeti: OMG
dularibeti: that's sooo freakin cute
S R I S H D M: SOOOOOO CUTE
S R I S H D M: then she was like "shiwuu didi can i marreee you"
S R I S H D M: !!!
S R I S H D M: and SUNI OH MY GOSH
S R I S H D M: she says "excuse me" before asking questions!!!!
S R I S H D M: "excuse me dada, are we there yet"
S R I S H D M: "excuse me shiru didi...can clifford be your friend too"
S R I S H D M: i physically melted!
S R I S H D M: those intoxicatings eyes....killer smile
S R I S H D M: this girl is soo sexy lol
Thursday, April 06, 2006
In the year 2000 - Volume 1
Feel free to add your favorites!
Conan: Tonight, we're going to look ahead into the future.
Andy: The future, Conan?
Conan: Yes, the future. All the way to the year 2000.
La Bamba: In the year 2000....
The original--Andy Richter
- "A rolling stone will actually gather moss, when Kieth Richards passes out in a garden supply store."
- "Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped."
- "Chemists will discover what makes simple sugars simple. Their parents were brother and sister."
- "On Christmas Eve, Michael Jackson will be visited by a ghost who takes him on a journey to christmas past. Unfortunately, Jackson will use the trip as an excuse to fondle himself as a child!"
The Alec Baldwin Edition
- After getting more in touch with his feminine side, Mr. T will open a hair salon called, "I Pretty the Fool."
- Kirstie Alley will call a press conference to announce that she's full, then say "psych," and eat six reporters.
The Snoop Dogg Edition
- "The WB will air a hip hop version of the Bachelorette; it will be called, 'The Beotchelorette'."
- "Ruben Studdard will lose 200 pounds when he misplaces his 200 pound bag of bacon."
The Jimmy Fallon Edition
- "King Kong will confess that he is merely a figurehead. The true power lies with Prime Minister Kong."
- "Wall Street will take a severe beating when Star Jones includes it in her jogging route."
The Jim Carrey Edition
- "The answer to the question 'is there life after death' will finally be answered when the corpse of Winston Churchill holds a press conference and says 'no'."
- "Jim Carrey will commit his first murder of a fan after someone who just saw Bruce Almighty approaches Carrey and says 'Almighty then!"
The Jeff Goldblum Edition
- "Players will play, but umpires will strike leaving baseball games up to the honor system. While cheating rampantly, the Mets will still lose 100 games."
- "Bandits will attack Queen Elizabeth. To save her life she will have to call on the knights sworn to defend her-Elton John, Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney."
The Ben Stiller Edition
- "Pete Rose goes on national television to admit for the first time that he bet on the Reds. Not the Cincinnati Reds, he bet that the Soviets would win the Cold War."
- "Taking a cue from George Foreman, Al Sharpton will develop his own grill that actually shames and bullies the food into getting more brown."
The Mr. T Edition
- "I, Mr. T, will reveal that I do not have a mohawk haircut, I just went bald on both sides of my head."
- "Animal experts will discover that the reason mountain goats live in the mountains is that they can get drunk faster."
- "The guy who played Carmine on "Laverne and Shirley" will look into a mirror and know he looks familiar -- but not know from where."
- "Gas prices will get so high, they'll start hanging out with Snoop Dog."
- "Mr. T has a son that he names after himself. To avoid confusion the boy is known as Mr. Lowercase T." (LOL This one has gotta be my favorite!!!)
- "Conan O' Brien will be pitied--not by me as a fool--but by fools as a superfool."
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Vani's computer is constipated
XPunkin125X: i need to clean it out..give it a laxative or something
XPunkin125X: u kno wa i mean
XPunkin125X: some sayna pad an sal in e rass
XPunkin125X: HAHA
dularibeti: hahahh
dularibeti: lollll
dularibeti: ewww
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Urban word of the day
1. | beach slap | |
When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'. Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer. |
Yankees win their season opener against the A's!!!
NY Yankees 15, Oakland 2 |
Preview - Box Score - Recap |
By JANIE McCAULEY, AP Sports Writer
April 4, 2006
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OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) -- All spring, Alex Rodriguez noticed a quiet confidence about this Yankees team that he had yet to see before.
It wasn't so quiet in their opener -- and manager Joe Torre might be right about this lineup being among the best he's had.
Rodriguez hit a grand slam and drove in five runs, Johnny Damon drove in a run in his Yankees' debut, and Randy Johnson exhibited the dominant form he lacked for much of last year in a season-opening 15-2 rout of the Oakland Athletics on Monday night.
"We have a hungry bunch," A-Rod said. "We've had it since spring training on. I see a different attitude."
Rodriguez's 12th career grand slam highlighted New York's seven-run second inning that staked Johnson to a big lead early. Johnson allowed one run and five hits in seven strong innings, an impressive 106-pitch performance for the 42-year-old lefty to kick off his second season with the Yankees.
The 15 runs were the most allowed by the A's on opening day, surpassing the 14 the Philadelphia A's gave up in a 14-8 loss to the Washington Senators on April 17, 1945.
"The thing that made tonight was how patient we were," Torre said. "There were some really good things that happened tonight. We got good quality at-bats and we never stopped coming after them."
Hideki Matsui homered on opening day for the second straight year, hitting a three-run shot in the fourth. He finished with four hits and four RBIs.
Damon doubled twice and hit an RBI single in the second to end an 0-for-16 streak on opening day as New York knocked A's ace Barry Zito out after 1 1-3 innings, the shortest outing of his career. Zito, tagged for seven runs and four hits, was done after 59 pitches -- the first time he hasn't lasted two innings.
"If this is any indication, this is going to be a fun year," Damon said. "It feels awesome. Since day one it's been great here."
So much for a close game in this matchup of two teams considered postseason contenders. Oakland general manager Billy Beane knew his team was in for a tough time starting the season against the Yankees.
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"It's like having calculus first period," Beane said. "You are not real happy when the alarm goes off, but by second period it's already over and you are running off to wood shop."
Frank Thomas hit a solo home run leading off the second in his A's debut and his first game since last July -- he played in only 34 games in 2005 with the White Sox because of separate left ankle fractures. The 37-year-old Thomas has 449 homers and his goal is to get to 500 before calling it a career.
Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams each added two RBIs for the Yankees, trying to win their ninth straight AL East title after losing to the Los Angeles Angels in the first round of last year's playoffs.
Jorge Posada was the lone Yankees starter without a hit.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Nirmita's radio show!!!
1540 AM Salaam Namaste radio
7 pm
TUNE IN
you can also listen online
www.radiosalaamnamaste.com
***call in, participate... we take requests, comments, whatever it may be... this is a show catered to OUR generation, so we wanna play what you wanna hear... ***
Saturday, April 01, 2006
APRIL FOOLS
This was a VERY SUCCESSFUL April Fools' day!!
Here's Leon, Prammy, and I plotting...
Me: shmeon gonna help us!
Prammy: how
Prammy: SHMEEEOONN!
Prammy: how are u buddy
Leon: good
Prammy: good thanks
Prammy: bad actually
Prammy: srish got me really good today
Prammy: and im dying to get her back
...
...
Prammy: shmeon
Prammy: i got it
Prammy: tell her u wana propose to suni
Prammy: and u need her advice
Prammy: damnit
Prammy: !
Prammy: suni was shmeon suppose to help?
Me: :-O
Me: DUDE
Me: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA PRAMMAY
Prammy: I JUST SAW HER
Me: nonono the proposal one
Prammy: what on my way home i just decided to stop by the gas station
Prammy: I KNOW
Leon: lol
Prammy: I THINK SO TOO
...
So I invite Leon and Prammy to a room with Srish and we all chit chat... then Leon drops the bomb on srish!!!
Srish: hoiiii
Srish: sure
Srish: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Srish: i was thinkin abt that today! like u and her gettin married
Srish: nahhhh ahhhhh
Srish: oh my gosh
Meanwhile, poor Prammy is getting heat from Srish about it..
S R I S H D M: U ASS
WuChelli: what
S R I S H D M: Leon Ganesh: i was asking prammy but she cant think of anything right now
Leon Ganesh: i wanted to propose to suni, whats a goood way
WuChelli: i dont appreciate this abuse
S R I S H D M: U KNEW=-O
WuChelli: well he told me not to say anything he just told me
Prammy: S R I S H D M: OH MY GOSH
WuChelli: I KNOW
WuChelli: we just talked about it
WuChelli: i had no idead cuz i think i fainted ont he freaking floor
S R I S H D M: oh my goshhhhhhh
(Niceellyy done Prammy!) So here's what was going on in their chat window...
Srish: that'll be veryyyy romantic!
Prammy: but u still ahve to do something
Prammy: like go somewhere
Leon: in the hotair balllon
Srish: i was thinkin a romantic dinner and then a hot air balloon ride
Srish: he can propose to her while on the hot air balloon
Leon: yeaa
Srish: have roses for her in there
Leon: or get a plane to spell it out
Prammy: DUDE
Leon: in the air
Srish: read her your poem
Prammy: I GOT IT
Prammy: in the hot air baloon make her look down
Leon: when we are at a picnic
Prammy: and have it written ont he ground
Leon: ooo yeaaa
Srish: in candles???
Srish: :O
Srish: thats AWESOME!
Prammy: WAIT
Prammy: when are u planning to do all this
Srish: how soon
Srish: months? weeks? days :O
Srish: you better give me time to stop having a heart attack
Prammy: hahahaha
Prammy: ME ALSO
Prammy: and date time place address
Prammy: so we can be there
Srish: HECK YEAH!
Srish: we'll be in the other balloon
Srish: it'll prolly be deflated lol
Prammy: oh yeah
Prammy: dude put a video cam ont he baloon
Prammy: and tape the whole thing
Prammy: hahaha
Srish: i know ima wanna see this
Srish: :)
Srish: oh man
Srish: whats the date shmeon?
MAN I have the sweetest friends... Srish got all into it hahh aawww.. So then she said this and
Me: aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So then we decide the jig's up.. and plan to type out letter by letter (taking turns) A-P-R-I-L-F-O-O-L-S in the chatroom with the 4 of us... here's how that went:
Leon: A
Me: P
Prammy: P
Me: HAHAHA
Srish: LOL
Me: R
Prammy: HAHAHAHAAHHA
Srish: X
Prammy: hahahhhahahaa
Leon: I
Me: L
Prammy: L
Prammy: HAHAHHHHA
Me: F
Leon: F
Prammy: O
Me: O
Prammy: L
Leon: S
Me: S
Leon: !
Me: !!!
Prammy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Prammy: lol
Me: HAHAHAHAH
Prammy: P
Me: R
Prammy: L
Me:
Prammy: O
Me: O
Srish: LOL
Prammy: L
Me: :-d
Me: \:D/
Prammy: LOL
Prammy: me also suni
Prammy: hahahahhahahahaahhahaah
Me: =))
Prammy: hahahahahahah
Srish: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: ;-)
Me: :o)
Me: APRIL FOOLSS SRISHHH
Prammy: APRIL FOOLS SRISH!
Srish: who
Srish: what
Prammy: u
Prammy: hahahaahaah
Me: AAPRRRILLL FOOOOOOLSSSSSS:o)
Srish: what was the joke?
Me: 8-}
Srish: *scratches her head*
Srish: LOL
Me: aawwwww
So they told her in their window...
Prammy: this was the joke
And it finally hit home!!!
Prammy: LOL
Prammy: LOL
Srish: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Prammy: OH MAN I LOVE THI
Srish: I HATEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Srish: OH MY GOSH
Prammy: THATS WHAT U GET JERK!
Prammy: LOL
Srish: OH MY GOSH
Prammy: LOL
Prammy: LOL
Me: hahahahahaha
Me: hahahaha
Me: lolol
Prammy: oh man
Prammy: i love this
Me: :-D
Me: good job prammy and shmeon
Srish: OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: *high five*
Srish: I GAVE HIM THE HOT AIR BALLOON IDEA!
Me: hahahahahahahahaHAHA
Me: aaawwwwwww
Srish: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong
Me: ;-)
Me: :-d
Srish: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prammy: lol
Srish: U PUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: haha
Me: LOL
Srish: ima kick each one of u
LOL and it went on like that for about 30 more minutes!!! AAAhh classic !!
An unorthodox way to get what you want
Vitali:
Me: hahah
Vitali: I demnd monkeys to be back
Me: they fell off
Me:
Me: no monkeys
Me: haha
Vitali: or I am going to cry all day and not pee, and die because of it!!!
Vitali: common we need some monkeys
Me: ahahhah
Me: LOLL
Me:
By popular demand... the rest of it:
Me: dont worry all ur fluids will get out of ur body anyway
Me: because of all the crying
Vitali: but salts won't
Vitali: and I am going to die and it's going to be your fault, lets see how you feel about not putting moneys on after that
Me: lol that's totally going on my blog
Me: salts would too!! have u ever tasted tears
Me: they're salty!
Vitali: with monkeys?
Vitali: tears aren't yellow
Vitali: and that's a fact!!! so something yellow is going to stay inside, and kill me
Me: no without monkeys
Me: lollll
Me: hahahha
Vitali: sigh... can i at least have turtles or something?
Me: i'll think about it