I like messing with Shal

Shal: hallo
Shal: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Sunita: creepy?
Shal: Art
Shal:
Sunita: i dont get it
Shal: ok..how about this one?
Sunita: explain it!
Shal: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Sunita: i dont like these jokes.. they scare me
Shal: Matt
Shal: lol
Shal:
Sunita: .................
Shal: forget it
Sunita: boooooo get off the staggeeee

Richard's joke

Q: What do you call a potato killer?
A: Aloo Choka!!

A Corny joke.

Chris: ..........what did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Sunita: ummmmm what?
Chris: where's POP corn???

Elmo joke!

Hehe thanks Vitali!

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.

He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Dillon's trick

DILLON1383: so
DILLON1383: is it just me or
DILLON1383: does it smell like updog in here
DILLON1383: :D
dularibeti: ok i'll bite
dularibeti: WHATS UPDOG?
DILLON1383: hahahahahahaha
DILLON1383: GOTCHA
DILLON1383: uh i mean...
DILLON1383: dang it
dularibeti: HAHAHAH
DILLON1383: nothin..
DILLON1383: how are you
dularibeti: lol

Dillon's got jokes!

DILLON1383: haha i love this quote..
DILLON1383: "baroq: when you're out of monet"
DILLON1383: riddle me this batman...
DILLON1383: why cant you hear rabbits having sex?
dularibeti: hahaha
DILLON1383: lol
DILLON1383: u rock
DILLON1383: the joke hasnt even started and ur already laughing
dularibeti: hahaha im laughing out of BAROQ OUT OF MONET
dularibeti: aaaaha
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: ok i give up.. why, riddler
DILLON1383: hahaha
DILLON1383: oh! :D
DILLON1383: ... cotton balls
dularibeti: AAAAA
dularibeti: AAHAA

Srishti's joke

S R I S H D M: why was the duck arrested?
S R I S H D M: because he was on quack!!

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
that's the funniest joke i've ever heard everrrr

Srish's joke

Auto response from S R I S H D M: Why don't lions play cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!! :-D

Maanika :)

Srish is in DC visiting her adorable lil cousin Maanika who makes us both melt!! Here are some stories that Srish was telling me about her...

S R I S H D M: then she makes up her own jokes and laughs
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: aaaaaaawwwwwww
dularibeti: like what!!!
S R I S H D M: LOLLL
S R I S H D M: so she's like
S R I S H D M: "shiru didi want to hea a funny joke"
S R I S H D M: im like "sure chutki"
S R I S H D M: "why was the stop sign on the road"
S R I S H D M: me..."i dont know baby"
S R I S H D M: "because it needed a home" *then she laughs so hard*
S R I S H D M: dude i was laughing sooo much
S R I S H D M: then she goes "oh my, that was a funny one"!!!!!!
S R I S H D M: I WAS LIKE OH MY GOSH COME HERE lemme eat u
dularibeti: aaawwwwwwww
S R I S H D M: DUDE
S R I S H D M: and lol
S R I S H D M: i was like maanika ima eat ur bum bum
S R I S H D M: and she was like nooooooo spit it back shiru didi where am i going to sit?!
dularibeti: HAHAHAHA
dularibeti: aaaaaaaw
dularibeti: OMG
dularibeti: that's sooo freakin cute
S R I S H D M: SOOOOOO CUTE
S R I S H D M: then she was like "shiwuu didi can i marreee you"
S R I S H D M: !!!
S R I S H D M: and SUNI OH MY GOSH
S R I S H D M: she says "excuse me" before asking questions!!!!
S R I S H D M: "excuse me dada, are we there yet"
S R I S H D M: "excuse me shiru didi...can clifford be your friend too"
S R I S H D M: i physically melted!
S R I S H D M: those intoxicatings eyes....killer smile
S R I S H D M: this girl is soo sexy lol

APRIL FOOLS

This was a VERY SUCCESSFUL April Fools' day!! Prammy, Leon, and I got the MASTER of April Fools day.. Srish!

Here's Leon, Prammy, and I plotting...
Leon: hiii
Me: shmeon gonna help us!
Prammy: how
Prammy: SHMEEEOONN!
Leon: PRAMMYY
Prammy: how are u buddy
Leon: good
Leon: how r u
Prammy: good thanks
Prammy: bad actually
Leon: :D
Leon: aww
Prammy: srish got me really good today
Leon: whyy
Prammy: and im dying to get her back
...
Leon: <):) Prammy: so whats the plan
Leon: hmmm
...
Leon: hehe
Leon: hmm
Prammy: shmeon
Prammy: i got it
Leon: ...
Prammy: tell her u wana propose to suni
Prammy: and u need her advice
Leon: hahah she will knoww
Prammy: damnit
Prammy: !
Leon: tell her u won the lottery
Leon: lol
Prammy: suni was shmeon suppose to help?
Me: :-O
Me: DUDE
Me: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA PRAMMAY
Prammy: I JUST SAW HER
Me: nonono the proposal one
Prammy: what on my way home i just decided to stop by the gas station
Prammy: I KNOW
Leon: lol
Prammy: I THINK SO TOO
...

So I invite Leon and Prammy to a room with Srish and we all chit chat... then Leon drops the bomb on srish!!!
Srish: hoiiii
Srish: sure
Leon: i was asking prammy but she cant think of anything right now
Leon: i wanted to propose to suni, whats a goood way
Srish: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Srish: i was thinkin abt that today! like u and her gettin married
Leon:
Srish: nahhhh ahhhhh
Srish: oh my gosh

Meanwhile, poor Prammy is getting heat from Srish about it..
S R I S H D M: U ASS
WuChelli: what
S R I S H D M: Leon Ganesh: i was asking prammy but she cant think of anything right now
Leon Ganesh: i wanted to propose to suni, whats a goood way
WuChelli: i dont appreciate this abuse
S R I S H D M: U KNEW=-O
WuChelli: well he told me not to say anything he just told me
Prammy: S R I S H D M: OH MY GOSH
WuChelli: I KNOW
WuChelli: we just talked about it
WuChelli: i had no idead cuz i think i fainted ont he freaking floor
S R I S H D M: oh my goshhhhhhh

(Niceellyy done Prammy!) So here's what was going on in their chat window...
Srish: that'll be veryyyy romantic!
Prammy: but u still ahve to do something
Prammy: like go somewhere
Leon: in the hotair balllon
Srish: i was thinkin a romantic dinner and then a hot air balloon ride
Srish: he can propose to her while on the hot air balloon
Leon: yeaa
Srish: have roses for her in there
Leon: or get a plane to spell it out
Prammy: DUDE
Leon: in the air
Srish: read her your poem
Prammy: I GOT IT
Prammy: in the hot air baloon make her look down
Leon: when we are at a picnic
Prammy: and have it written ont he ground
Leon: ooo yeaaa
Srish: in candles???
Leon: thats a good one
Srish: :O
Srish: thats AWESOME!
Leon: i can pay some famrer in dentin
Leon: to do it
Leon: i found baloon rides
Prammy: WAIT
Prammy: when are u planning to do all this
Leon: soon
Srish: how soon
Srish: months? weeks? days :O
Srish: you better give me time to stop having a heart attack
Prammy: hahahaha
Prammy: ME ALSO
Prammy: and date time place address
Prammy: so we can be there
Leon: oo to take pics
Leon: of her reaction
Srish: HECK YEAH!
Srish: we'll be in the other balloon
Srish: it'll prolly be deflated lol
Prammy: oh yeah
Prammy: dude put a video cam ont he baloon
Prammy: and tape the whole thing
Prammy: hahaha
Srish: i know ima wanna see this
Srish: :)
Leon: good idea
Srish: oh man
Srish: whats the date shmeon?

MAN I have the sweetest friends... Srish got all into it hahh aawww.. So then she said this and Leon started to feel bad:
Leon: Srish: aww shemon..just wanted to tell you how blessed suni is to have found you & you to have found her. I am so happy for you both! I pray and wish nothing but the best for both. Im glad to have such an awesome brother-in-law god bless baby!
Leon: awwwww
Leon: i think im gonna cryy
Leon: its gettin serious
Leon: lol
Me: aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So then we decide the jig's up.. and plan to type out letter by letter (taking turns) A-P-R-I-L-F-O-O-L-S in the chatroom with the 4 of us... here's how that went:
Leon: A
Me: P
Prammy: P
Me: HAHAHA
Srish: LOL
Me: R
Prammy: HAHAHAHAAHHA
Srish: X
Prammy: hahahhhahahaa
Leon: I
Me: L
Prammy: L
Prammy: HAHAHHHHA
Me: F
Leon: F
Prammy: O
Me: O
Prammy: L
Leon: S
Me: S
Leon: !
Me: !!!
Prammy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Leon: LOL
Prammy: lol
Me: HAHAHAHAH
Leon: A
Prammy: P
Me: R
Leon: I
Prammy: L
Me:
Leon: F
Prammy: O
Me: O
Leon: O
Srish: LOL
Prammy: L
Me: :-d
Me: \:D/
Prammy: LOL
Prammy: me also suni
Leon: :D
Prammy: hahahahhahahahaahhahaah
Me: =))
Prammy: hahahahahahah
Leon: =))
Srish: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Leon: =))
Me: ;-)
Leon: <:-P Me: :))
Me: :o)
Leon: APRIL FOOOLS
Leon: !!!
Me: APRIL FOOLSS SRISHHH
Prammy: APRIL FOOLS SRISH!
Leon: APRIL FOOLS
Srish: who
Srish: what
Prammy: u
Prammy: hahahaahaah
Leon: U!
Me: AAPRRRILLL FOOOOOOLSSSSSS:o)
Leon: LOL
Srish: what was the joke?
Me: 8-}
Srish: *scratches her head*
Srish: LOL
Me: aawwwww

So they told her in their window...
Prammy: this was the joke
Leon: sowieee

And it finally hit home!!!
Prammy: LOL
Prammy: LOL
Srish: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Prammy: OH MAN I LOVE THI
Srish: I HATEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Srish: OH MY GOSH
Prammy: THATS WHAT U GET JERK!
Prammy: LOL
Srish: OH MY GOSH
Prammy: LOL
Prammy: LOL
Me: hahahahahaha
Me: hahahaha
Me: lolol
Prammy: oh man
Prammy: i love this
Me: :-D
Me: good job prammy and shmeon
Srish: OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: *high five*
Srish: I GAVE HIM THE HOT AIR BALLOON IDEA!
Leon: hahaha
Me: hahahahahahahahaHAHA
Leon: gahhh
Me: aaawwwwwww
Leon: nowi cant use
Srish: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong
Leon: any of thesee for real
Me: ;-)
Leon: ever
Me: :-d
Srish: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prammy: lol
Srish: U PUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: haha
Me: LOL
Srish: ima kick each one of u

LOL and it went on like that for about 30 more minutes!!! AAAhh classic !!

Preethi's jokes

Preethi says: What did 0 say to 8?
Preethi says: Nice Belt

Preethi says: why did the tomato blush?
Sunita says: ummm
Sunita says: dunno
Preethi says: because it saw the salad dressing...

I learned a new joke!

So I'm telling all my friends my new joke (sorry if you're gay.. don't mean anything bad by it).

Here's the joke:

Q: What do gay horses like to eat?
A: Haaayyyyyyyy!!

and this is what I get:

Me: what do gay horses like to eat?
Prammy: i dunno
Me: hayyyyyyy
Prammy: what does that have to do with being gay
Me: sigh

then, I tell Mita the joke...

Me: what do gay horses like to eat??
Mifa: lol!
Mifa: fondue?
Mifa: lol ionoo
Me: LOLOL
Me: THAT'S FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE ANSWER

so I proceed to spam everyone I'm talking to with Mita's response...

Me: lol she guessed fondue
Vimal: hahahahah
Me: lol
Vimal: is fondu gay?
Me: u kno what iono!
Vimal: i hope not
Vimal: i like it
Vimal: dont ruin this for me!