Pete in da house

dularibeti: wait
dularibeti: ur older than me arent u
elguapidge: i might be how old are you
dularibeti: 20 :-X
dularibeti: jk
dularibeti: i wish
dularibeti: 23
elguapidge: okay so am i when is your birthday
dularibeti: aug 14
elguapidge: your older then me by two months and one day
elguapidge: oct 15
elguapidge: in the house
dularibeti: i win
dularibeti: lol!
dularibeti: "in the house"
dularibeti: weirddd
dularibeti: im talking to two oct 15 babies right now
elguapidge: oh yea who is the other one
dularibeti: my friend larry
elguapidge: larry in da house

Funny Drizzle

dularibeti: helloooooo friend
DILLON1383: HOI :d
DILLON1383: emenie
dularibeti: :-D
dularibeti: hahaha
DILLON1383: anemonmenanie
dularibeti: lolol

XSirocco: you broke rule #1
XSirocco: never be nice to Dillon
dularibeti: =-O
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: when were u nice to me :D
DILLON1383: rule number 2
DILLON1383: never takl about fight club
...
dularibeti: =-O u just broked number 2!
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: oopsh

Then later talking about how Pete tackled a guy who unnecessarily tackled Dillon...
DILLON1383: haha ya man
DILLON1383: this dude like slammed me on my head
dularibeti: ouch
DILLON1383: i mean i was ok but it was unnecessary ya kno
DILLON1383: yaw
dularibeti: so thatttsss what happened
DILLON1383: tackle football :D
dularibeti: bwahahahaha
dularibeti: yayy
dularibeti: go pete
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: i woulda tackled him too
dularibeti: shuu
DILLON1383: awww
DILLON1383: thanksh :-)
DILLON1383: much luv brudda
DILLON1383: hey ur breakin rule #1 lol
dularibeti: :-X
dularibeti: DANGIT
DILLON1383: here smack me
DILLON1383: *puts face out*
dularibeti: i tried so hard with the "so that's what happened" one too
dularibeti: hahaha
DILLON1383: LOLLLL
DILLON1383: ouch!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: dam woman
dularibeti: :-D
dularibeti: hahah
DILLON1383: ok ur made up for the niceness
DILLON1383: *rubs its*
dularibeti: sweet!
DILLON1383: my turn! lol jk :D

Justin on vending machines

Pete: Anybody want anything from the vending machine?
Justin: How bout you go to the life vending machine and get a life!