chris says:
if you make a wish at 1:11, does that mean only 3/4 of your wish comes true?

Extreme Home Makeover: India Edition

To prepare for a wedding, a groom allows his crazy Malyalee uncle and his friends to makeover his house.

The Mathew three do it again! This time with the rest of their crazy awesome family.

With this chain...

Talking about really expensive engagement rings...

Sunita: i'd feel uncomfortable with that much dude
Sunita: i'd die if i lost it
Sunita: or like the diamond fell out or something
Chris: hehe i'm gonna give my wife a long chain.... that will be attached to my belt at all times

Medical advice

Sunita: i think i have a feva
Chris: aww get a slurpee
Sunita: ..........
Sunita: blogging that
Chris: lol
Sunita: should i?
Sunita: is it funny enough
Chris: lol i don't know. it's YOUR blog.
Chris: personally i don't think saying "get a slurpee" is funny.................. it's serious.....VERY serious.
Chris: NOW you can blog it.

Chris finally gets to be the bully

chris says:
hey dumble-DORK... do anything NERDY today?

True Hove

Chris and I were chatting....

Sunita: for retro day, the snack cart had yoo hoo's
Chris:: lol.... those are retro?
Sunita: sure they are
Sunita: nobody drinks yoo hoo's anymore
Chris: YOO don't drink yoo hoos anymore
Sunita: hoo?
Chris: yoo.
Sunita: ooo..

So I then paste that to Radhi...

Sunita: Sunita: for retro day, the snack cart had yoo hoo's
Chris: lol.... those are retro?
Sunita: sure they are
Sunita: nobody drinks yoo hoo's anymore
Chris: YOO don't drink yoo hoos anymore
Sunita: hoo?
Chris: yoo.
Sunita: ooohh..
Sunita: why are you friends with us
Radhi: LOL
Radhi: cause for once, I'M the cool one in the group.
Radhi: lol

and then I paste THAT to Chris...

Sunita: Sunita: why are you friends with us
Big Momma: LOL
Big Momma: cause for once, I'M the cool one in the group.
Big Momma: lol
Chris: LOL
Chris: i hate her and love her at the same time
Sunita: hehe
Chris: i hove her.
Sunita: hahaha

Chris: i'm gonna go brush my incisors and molars and whatever ELSE is in my mouth.

"Yo (big)momma so poopy...."

Chris: i can smell your POOP from here
Chris: you prolly have a landfill of poop in your backyard b/c there's no more room in your toilet b/c you poop so much
Chris: every time i talk to you you either came from or you're going TO the bathroom to poop
Radhi: not EVERY tim
Radhi: time
Radhi: lets not exaggerate
Sunita: and whenshe doesnt mention it
Radhi: its every OTHER time
Sunita: she's probably IN the bathroom
Sunita: and doesnt want to tell us
Radhi: lol
Radhi: ya ya...yall are just jealous of my "regularity"
Radhi: HA!
Chris: for someone who weighs as much as a paperclip, you sure do poop alot
Sunita: haha
Sunita: HAHAHA
Sunita: paperclip
Radhi: hahaha
Sunita: whew!
Radhi: shut the hellup.
Radhi: haha.
Chris: you poop soooo much that you disprove the law of conservation of mass!
Radhi: oh my gosh.
Sunita: lol
Sunita: hahahah
Radhi: chris just became uncool again.
Chris: you create more matter than you take in
Radhi: and there was so much hope.
Radhi: narfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarf
Chris: whatever, go 'contract your lower abdominal muscles' biology nerd

Feigned importance

Chris: i like how on our away messages on yahoo messenger we both set it to show that little red and white sign next to our name showing that we're doing something of significance or importance, yet YOU'RE eating a 'samich' and I'M 'napping'.

It's too late to apologize

Chris: you apologize too much, crutch
Radhi: i know.
Radhi: sorry.

Smelly girllsss smelly girls, what are they feeding you?

After my shower....

Sunita: all cleaannn
Chris: wooo hooooooooooo i could smell you in lubbock! and sometimes there's a horse manure smell that comes downwind from amarillo!
Sunita: LOL!!!
Sunita: i hate you.
Chris: lol
Sunita: yet im still blogging that
Radhi: i dont get it.
Chris: you don't get it b/c you smell too!

One of the best ones ever.

Chris: i'll talk to you during my break, let them eat cake!

Ohhhhh Radhhiiiii

Chris: hey radhi, do you know how to play poker?
Radhi: uh YU
Radhi: who doesnt doood
Chris: wanna play with me and suni
Chris: some people don't
Radhi: i cant
Chris: why not?
Radhi: i dont know how to play.
Sunita: lol!
Chris: ...........
Chris: LOL

A Corny joke.

Chris: ..........what did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Sunita: ummmmm what?
Chris: where's POP corn???

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 3)

It's finally done!! Watch the brilliant resolution to the Snuggle's Revenge trilogy here. If you like what you see, be sure to check out the rest of Chris's videos at http://eeeugh.blogspot.com/

Make sure you see Part 1 and Part 2 first!!!

Stay tuned for hilarious bloopers at the end.. Enjoy!

Chris on Xena

Talkin about hot celebs...

Chris: i don't really think she is
Chris: actually there's not really any 'stars' that have made me crazy
Chris: ........ except maybe xena the warrior princess.... but she's not a star.... she's REAL.

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 2)

View the terrifying 2nd chapter of Chris's newest movie Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle.

If you missed it, be sure to see PART 1 first.



Want to know what happens next?? Part 3 has been released!!!

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 1)

The very first episode of Chris's super-awesome movie

- SNUGGLE'S REVENGE -

brought to you by Conebone Productions.

This part, RISE OF THE SNUGGLE is about, "...an unsuspecting family that gets terrorized by something they least suspect..."

Make sure you have sound when you watch this!



Want to know what happens next??? Part 2 has been released!!

Invocation of Big Momma

Chris: that's better.
Sunita: yo momma's better
Sunita: :o
Chris: ........... why are you invoking the name of radhi??
Sunita:: LOL
Sunita: lolll
Chris: lol
Sunita: you're an invocation
Chris: lol YOU'RE a proclamation
Sunita: ur a declaration!!!!!!
Chris:: of emancipation origin.
Sunita:: LOLLL
Sunita:: haha

SuniRider

Chris: maybe i can live out my dream of owning KITT by sitting in the back seat while ur driving
Chris: and talking to you
Sunita: LOL!
Sunita: wait why am i driving?
Chris: b/c you look more like David Hasslehoff, silly!
Sunita: LOL!