Russell Peters on West Indians

Dandiya! ....Raas

Kevin: man..my friends sis got married last week...crazy punjabi wedding..
Kevin: like 800 people..
Sunita: wow!
Sunita: we went to look at some halls today and the planner guy said he just did a guju wedding with 1400 ppl
Sunita: that's madness
Kevin: 1400!
Sunita: ya dude
Kevin: that's like 2800 garba stick things..
Kevin: 2800 raasssss!
Sunita: hahaha

Richard's joke

Q: What do you call a potato killer?
A: Aloo Choka!!

Brown Skinned Hash

Aluball17: so mcdonalds has this thing
Aluball17:: that shalini got this morning
Aluball17: a brown skinned hash
Aluball17: A BROWN SKINNED HASH .... i was about to say ... your a brown skinned hash and then all of a sudden i said in a defeated voice - "i'm a brown skinned hash"
dularibeti: hjaahahaha
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: seriously???? it's called a brown skinned hash???
Aluball17: dude ... i couldn't believe it
dularibeti: that's basically a brown skinned aloo dude
Aluball17: yea that's my point ... i been watching my back ... if you don't hear from me again
Aluball17: make sure you tell the world my story
dularibeti: lol!

dularibeti: mannn u are on a ROLL recently.. ur being blogged
Aluball17: lol dude ... this is a serious situation
Aluball17: they may realize this is copyright infringement and take me out
Aluball17: you know how these big companies do
Aluball17: i can imagine grimace as the hit man
Aluball17: or better the hamberglar ... :-O he got gloves and everything
dularibeti:: brb
dularibeti: AAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahaha GRIMACE

Soca or DIE

Aluball17: we up in dat ...we up in dat ...we up in dat ...we up in dat ...
dularibeti: ....
Aluball17: jump up
Aluball17: guess the genre
Aluball17: lol
Aluball17: redundant and then tell givin the directive to jump
Aluball17: do they get a textbook of what to do to make a soca song
Aluball17: :-)
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: lol!
Aluball17: it gets even better
Aluball17: soca or die
Aluball17: isn't that a little drastic

Shrek CHUTNEY style!!!

THIS IS AWESOME!! OMG Thanks for showing me this Raj!! The whole thing is hilarious!!!



And just for good measure...

Chris on pseudonames

Christopher explaining his pseudoname (Anil) to me...

Aluball17: thats my pseudoname
dularibeti: ooh
Aluball17: middle name is anil
dularibeti: that's funny usualy coolie ppl have an american pseudoname
Aluball17: lol well i'm chris
Aluball17: what should i make my pseudoname john
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: nah
Aluball17: lol that would be weird
Aluball17: i was thinking about ramsuransinghpersaud
Aluball17: that waay 90 % of coolies could somehow relate
dularibeti: HAHA
dularibeti: ramsuransingobinpersaud
Aluball17: sounds like bloggaration to me
Aluball17: bloggaration ... the british way of sayin sumfin to blog

...

dularibeti: so anil is the pseudoname?
dularibeti: or anilsmind
Aluball17: anil is the pseudoname
dularibeti: k
Aluball17: anilsmind is the domain he lives in
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: aah

Pramila on chutney music

chelli says: every time you say "chutney music" i get hungry
chelli says: yeah that and salsa
chelli says: my mouth starts to water
chelli says: damnit it started!!!!

You know you're GUYANESE when...

Tanks for the jokes Vani!

1. De back of ya remote got scotch tape.
2. Ya know bout pluggin' out ya TV to turn it off.
3. Ya know bout keepin' rain water fo drink.
4. Shopping bags from de grocery store is also garbage bags.
5. Uncle George and Aunty Pam and half de other people ya call uncle and aunt are not really related to you!
6. Space in de living room is unacceptable and must be occupied by something you don't actually need.
7. You know what a plate clat and floor clat is.
8. You recycle oil.
9. It's cool to have fairy lights all year long.
10. You know what "schupidy
    
11. A ole bicycle tire is a toy.
12. De dishwasher is also known as ur lil sister or lil brother.
13. Powder milk and sugar is a snack.
14. Your Grandma call a wife beater a singlit.
15. Jumping up and down could give you narra. (LOL!!)
16. A mistress is known as a "sweetwoman."
17. A blackout is normal.
18. Bugs are bugs; a ca-ca-roach is something totally different.
19. Ghosts are known as Jumbies and Bacoos.
20. All footwear is known as boots.
21. You get a cold, you drink bush tea.
22. All barrels from farrin includes Cadbury chocolate...with almond.
23. Your vocabulary contains words like “Banna"!
24. You straighten ya hair, not perm it!
25. A frog is called a Cropo; and throwin' salt pun it back will kill it.
26. Christmas means pepperpot and sorrel, not eggnog!
27. A bottle is called a "bokle" and it's cap is a "cark" and they come in cases, not six packs.
28. Soda, juice and anything other than water is "drink."
29. Dog food is always leftovers.
30. Deodorant is roll-on.!
31. You've used your towel as a shower curtain at least once in your life. (Wah??)
32. Straws, plastic spoons and forks can all be converted into a toothpick.
33. Gossip is ah "seh seh."
34. You call your alcoholic uncle ah "Sa-gi-wang." (Don't get this one)
    
35. "Bamba laytee bam bam" means ur in trouble.
36. Your ten year old is a bottle of rum.
37. You go to college, your family feel you know everyting.
38. Crush up news papers was once a substitute for toilet paper. (aow me gaad)
39. Having a dog or cat on the bed, or anywhere in the house for that matter, is NOT normal to you.
40. You have home clothes, church clothes, sleeping clothes, wuk clothes and "good" clothes.
41. Your childhood games were "Gam," "Hap Scatch," "Dog and de bone" and "Catcha!"
42. Ya hood had "Chinee" restaurants.
43. You've heard "Don't tek ya eye and pass me!" at least once in your life. (lol heard that yesterday!)
44. You reply with "Me and you eye neva went fo a race!" (oooh good one! i gotta use that)
45. Ya know bout throwin' a bucket ah water in de toilet bowl to flush it.
46. You have at least one family member that'll tell you "I know u since ya small suh!"
47. Nicknames are based on physical attributes. eg: Blackie, Tall man, Smiley and fine gurl.
48. Gum is chico.
49. Ya hear de name "Sharma" and you automatically start laughin'. (Ask afeena what this means)
50. Beginning a question with "When last" is normal to you! (HAHA)
51. New Years Eve is "Old Years Night."

Abraham, Jacob P says:
very nice now i better get back to work
Abraham, Jacob P says:
before Bamba laytee bam bam
Persaud, Sunita says:
hahahaha

Dillon on Soca music

(Talking about the Japanese Soca video)

DILLON: this isnt englsih right
DILLON: hehe
Sunita: haha noo
Sunita: she starts w/english later tho
DILLON: and wat is a soca
Sunita: w/the summertime part
DILLON: is it like
DILLON: soh cah toa
DILLON: heeh
Sunita: hahahahahahah
Sunita: hahahahahHAHAHA
DILLON: heheh
Sunita: no it's caribbean music
DILLON: ooohhhhh
DILLON: 45 45 90 baby
DILLON: somethin like that
DILLON: yaw
Sunita: hahah
Sunita: LOLL
DILLON: it's summaa tyyymeeee
Sunita: 3-4-5 triangles WOOH!
DILLON: 30 60 nineteyyyyy
DILLON: it's pythargorass timmmeeee
Sunita: uh-ohhhh!!
Sunita: hahahahaha
DILLON: we make our own muzic
Sunita: LOL
DILLON: instead of clapping
Sunita: omg
DILLON: people wil lbe tapping their calculators
Sunita: hahaha

Japanese Soca?!?!

Japanese Soca by MINMI.