Poor Farzan!!!

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: do you know what farzan's email addy is?
herpes786: hi loser!
herpes786: gotcake?@iknowido.com
dularibeti: LOLOLL
dularibeti: hahah

*****

herpes786: man
herpes786: we were laughing too cause
herpes786: farzan walks in and goes
herpes786: "hey jose, i applied pythagoras' theorem today"
dularibeti: lol!
herpes786: he starts going on about how he used it when calculating some leaning ladder height or something
dularibeti: very nice!
herpes786: vitali and i were just like ...yeah right, you probably used it to determine the hypotenuse of some piece of cake you were eating
herpes786: on your way up this ladder
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: LOL
herpes786: lol

We Heart Farzan

dularibeti: oh sweet you are my zombie minion!
A D D wh0mp5: yup
A D D wh0mp5: i am ur slave
A D D wh0mp5: im a
A D D wh0mp5: sllaavveee for you
dularibeti: loll o man i'd pay to see u sing that
dularibeti: lol1
A D D wh0mp5: hahahahahahh
dularibeti: i miss the help desk :-(
A D D wh0mp5: really
dularibeti: yes
A D D wh0mp5: i do too
dularibeti: i dont know why but when i said that, i thought of what guy would actualy sing it
A D D wh0mp5: nothing will ever compare
A D D wh0mp5: farzan
dularibeti: and the first name i thought of was farzan
dularibeti: LOL
A D D wh0mp5: yupp
A D D wh0mp5: hahahh

Sharepoint

I don't think everyone at the help desk is exactly thrilled that I'm leaving...

Colby Bobby

Vahla: i think she was trying to unscrew the back of her case

Vahla: but instead of removing just the Big screw made for that

Vahla: she removed every screw on the back

Sunita Persaud: loll

Sunita Persaud: omg

Vahla: which resulted in her power supply sliping and sliding, PCI cards to be come unhinged, and the fan at the back to slap around in the case

Sunita Persaud: oh my

Vahla: yah, you should have seen my face when i picked up the desktop and felt that stuff sliding around and making noises....

Sunita Persaud: hahha

Vahla: i was like 'OMG I'M ON FIRE SOMEBODY HELP ME, HELP ME JESUS, HELP ME BUDDA, HELP ME TOM CRUISE"

Vahla: then swetha slapped me and told me to get ahold of myself

Sunita Persaud: hhaahaahahahhha

Sunita Persaud: HAHAH

Sunita Persaud: ur totally being blogged

Vahla: damn

Disillusioned

Taylor, Colby J says:

this user wants to know if the UTD email system can handle 2gb attached files

Taylor, Colby J says:

....

Persaud, Sunita says:

AHAHAHA

Persaud, Sunita says:

just reply with that

Taylor, Colby J says:

lol, tempting

Persaud, Sunita says:

reply with "you should look into a career in comedy"

Taylor, Colby J says:

man, even gmail, with all its superior mail stuff, only allows 10mb files

Persaud, Sunita says:

i kno rite

Persaud, Sunita says:

haha

Persaud, Sunita says:

i wonder what this person experienced

Persaud, Sunita says:

to think that utd could handle that

Persaud, Sunita says:

they must be new here

Taylor, Colby J says:

maybe just idealistic. i'll fix that up right quick

Justin on vending machines

Pete: Anybody want anything from the vending machine?
Justin: How bout you go to the life vending machine and get a life!

Apache tells off Vitali

Loseu, Vitali says:

apache is rude

Loseu, Vitali says:

it jjust told me to ps -fu vol021000

Persaud, Sunita says:

HAHAHAHA

Persaud, Sunita says:

lol

Persaud, Sunita says:

u KNOW that's going on the blog

Loseu, Vitali says:

sent me and email in fact why don't it ps -fu itself

I love UTD

dularibeti: AW
dularibeti: this indian guy aclled the help desk
dularibeti: and he's listening to "mere sapnon ki rani"
dularibeti: kab aayegi tu
dularibeti: lalala
dularibeti: im jammin out
dularibeti: HE'S SINGING ALONG!!!!
dularibeti: maybe he doesnt know im still on the phone
dularibeti: oomg
dularibeti: haha

So what do i do? I send this to the user in the Solution information for the call.. they'll receive an email with that in it hahaha... i crack me up

Colby made a fort

USB mail???

One of those fun calls at work...

Gibson, Jeffrey M has been added to the conversation.

Oza, Kinner P has been added to the conversation.

Persaud, Sunita says:

"what are you using to send the email?"

Persaud, Sunita says:

"to send the email, i'm using my usb port"

Persaud, Sunita says:

=/

Taylor, Colby J says:

winner

Oza, Kinner P says:

uh oh, 12:00 flasher

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

that needs to go onto the wall of shame

Taylor, Colby J says:

ask him what kinda speed you get, with those fancy usb ports

Oza, Kinner P says:

hahahaha

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

ask him if his usb mail client lets him spoof as assist

Oza, Kinner P says:

tell him the usb port is blocking his emails

Oza, Kinner P says:

lol

This is what we do at work

Preethi says: my friend and I used to translate hindi movie titles into eng

Sunita says: ooh really?

Preethi says: u shud try

Preethi says: its really funny

Preethi says: like umm..something something happens

Preethi says: or "the heart people will taka the bride" (DDLJ)

Sunita says: hehehe

Sunita says: heart ppl

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi says: it has to be literal translation

Preethi says: now you try

Sunita says: okay!

Sunita says: sometimes happy sometimes sad

Sunita says: that's not funny

Preethi says:hahahhaha

Preethi says: if theres a tomorrow or not

Sunita says: hahaha

Sunita says: say there's love

Sunita says: haha

Preethi says: hahahhaha

Sunita says: sometimes sometimes

Preethi says: hahahahahah

Sunita says: hahaha

Sunita says: that one's reallyweird

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi says: how bout me alone you alone

Sunita says: hahah

Sunita says: akele hum akele tum

Preethi says: yup

Sunita says: are you going to marry me?

Sunita says: lol

Preethi says: hahhaahhaha

Sunita says: we're together together

Sunita says: hahah

Preethi says: neither do you know nor do I

Preethi says: hahahhahaha

Sunita says: how bout this one:

Sunita says: DEVDAS

Preethi says: how cool are we

Sunita says: too cool for school

Preethi says: haha

Preethi says: no

Preethi says: thats the name of a movie

Preethi says: hard to belevei but true

Preethi says: how cool are we

Sunita says: ooooh

Sunita says: haha

Sunita says: oh gosh

Preethi says: kya cool hain hum

Preethi says: no. 1 wedding

Sunita says: will you be my friend?

Preethi says: hahahhaha

Sunita says:lol that sounds so pitiful in english

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi says: why did I do love (literally translated)

Sunita says: ooman i know this one

Sunita says: what is it?

Preethi says: maine pyaar kyon kiya

Sunita says:yaaa

Preethi says: dad used to say

Sunita says: aaw papa kehte hain

Preethi says: hahah yeah

Preethi says: im the player , youre the fool

Sunita says: hahahah

Sunita says: me khiladi tu anariii

Preethi says: we are your who?

Sunita says: hahah

Sunita says: hum aapke hain kaun???

Preethi says: theif theif quiet quiet

Sunita says: chori choriii chupke chupkeee

Sunita says: hahaha

Preethi says: ahaha

Preethi says: yeah

Preethi's jokes

Preethi says: What did 0 say to 8?
Preethi says: Nice Belt

Preethi says: why did the tomato blush?
Sunita says: ummm
Sunita says: dunno
Preethi says: because it saw the salad dressing...

the funniest thing i've heard all hour!!!!

Hey :-(, that site works well. Why you gots’ to be play`a hayt`in.

Jeff Gibson

omg Jeff I don't think I'll ever stop laughing about that!!! Beautiful use of the little underused apostrophe-like symbol that sits under the tilda!! lolol o mann

holla back playa