Poor Farzan!!!

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: do you know what farzan's email addy is?
herpes786: hi loser!
herpes786: gotcake?@iknowido.com
dularibeti: LOLOLL
dularibeti: hahah

*****

herpes786: man
herpes786: we were laughing too cause
herpes786: farzan walks in and goes
herpes786: "hey jose, i applied pythagoras' theorem today"
dularibeti: lol!
herpes786: he starts going on about how he used it when calculating some leaning ladder height or something
dularibeti: very nice!
herpes786: vitali and i were just like ...yeah right, you probably used it to determine the hypotenuse of some piece of cake you were eating
herpes786: on your way up this ladder
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: LOL
herpes786: lol

Do YOU know the muffin man?

herpes786: omg
herpes786: i was quoting him at work the other day
dularibeti: "the only thing YOU'RE gonna be king of is the king of the STUPIDS"
dularibeti: lollolll
herpes786: "Not my gum-drop buttons!!"
dularibeti: in his gingerbread voice
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: HAHAHA
herpes786: colby started shaking his head


...I'm afraid to ask why Jose said that to Colby in the first place....

Zooology???

herpes786: OMG
herpes786: colby likes
herpes786: walks in
herpes786: and goes
herpes786: "So i have to write a paper on Voles tonight...they're like Moles...but with a V"
herpes786: i'm looking them up now
dularibeti: what are they?
herpes786: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole
dularibeti: o wiki how i love thee
dularibeti: ewwie
dularibeti: i dont like voles
herpes786: haha
dularibeti: why does he have to write a paper on those
herpes786: gooood question
herpes786: he's taking Vology?
dularibeti: The average life of a vole is 3–6 months.
dularibeti: aaw :-(
herpes786: Voology
dularibeti: HAHAHAH VOLOGY
dularibeti: hahahaha
herpes786: wait..that would mean like
dularibeti: i believe the correct term
herpes786: Zoology
dularibeti: is voleology
herpes786: is really pronounced
herpes786: Zoh-ology
herpes786: Zoo-ology needs 3 o's...
herpes786: right?
herpes786: RIHGT?
herpes786: 1
dularibeti: lolllllllllll
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
herpes786: IT:S CRAZY!
dularibeti: hahahah

SNAP CRACKLE POP!!!!

herpes786: what if we lived in a world
herpes786: where cereal box mascots came to life
herpes786: and battled ala gladiator style
herpes786: count chocula would own
herpes786: rotf the honey nut cheerios bee would get raped
dularibeti: HAHA
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol that's hilarious
dularibeti: what about tony the tiger
herpes786: man i was soo thinking tony
dularibeti: hahha
herpes786: he'd stomp
dularibeti: and tucan sam
herpes786: i'd ride him into the arena
herpes786: hahahahahah
dularibeti: hahah
herpes786: haha
herpes786: omg
dularibeti: HAHAHA ride him into the arena
herpes786: fruit loops lol
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol... nuff said
herpes786: tucan sam vs. the fruity pebbles
herpes786: what if like
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: what about the lucky charm leprechan
herpes786: the cereal itself fought
dularibeti: ...
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: corn pops would own
herpes786: like a cheery O
herpes786: vs.
dularibeti: hahaha
herpes786: a coca pebble
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: lololll
herpes786: cocoa*
herpes786: we're so stupid
herpes786: lol
herpes786: what a dumb idea sunita
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: that's a great idea
herpes786: you're right
dularibeti: im gonna learn cgi JUST so i can create that
herpes786: hahhahh
dularibeti: hahah

Roar contest

After AIM kicked me off...

dularibeti: aarghh
dularibeti: aim tried to tell me to go to sleep
herpes786: RAWRWRWRRR
herpes786: oh
dularibeti: but i would have none of it
herpes786: i thought we were having a roar contest
dularibeti: hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa

Jose on intellectualism

herpes786: u know
herpes786: it's people like you and me who shall rule this universe
dularibeti: heck yes
herpes786: it is we who can turn such mundane activities as cyberchat into a creative outlet of ntellectual/comedic expression
dularibeti: hahaha
herpes786: lol i mispelled intellectual
dularibeti: HAHAHA
herpes786: way to go jose, way to go
dularibeti: lololll

Jose's Pudding Misadventure

herpes786: that banana pudding last night tore me up
herpes786: i like blacked out on the way to my car
herpes786: i got all disoriented on that bridge behind the Green building
dularibeti: LOLOLLLLL
dularibeti: HAHAHAHHA
herpes786: thought i might topple over the edge
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: HAHAHAHA
dularibeti: omg
dularibeti: blog
herpes786: lolol
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: just the way u put that
dularibeti: simply genius
herpes786: yeah, it's funny to laugh at, hardly funny to experience

Jose's advice

herpes786: you need therapy before you have a little one