Bored at work

This is what Vani and I are forced to do while we're bored at work...

Crotch Rockets...

*Disclaimer* If this falls into the wrong hands, don't be embarassed.... this is just for jokes!!

dularibeti: lol sabine
SBineOO7: lol suni
dularibeti: what the heck is a CROTCH ROCKET...............
dularibeti: do i want to know what that is?
dularibeti: or should i run away as fast as i can....
dularibeti: some dude at work just asked me if i like thos...
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: :P:::::::
SBineOO7: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
SBineOO7: its a motorcycle...but specifically one of those smaller faster sport bikes....not like a huge harley
dularibeti: oh.
dularibeti: thank god
SBineOO7: lol
dularibeti: u just saved that dude a sexual harassment suit
dularibeti: lol jk
SBineOO7: LOLLL

Wired Woes

User: "i'm a new intern. i can't get email"
Me: "is your outlook 'online?'"
User: "no it's disconnected"
Me: can you access the internet?
*checking*
User: "no."
Me: go into network connections and check the status of ur Local area connection
User: "it says network cable unplugged."
Me: is your ethernet cable plugged in?
User: "...no"

Wireless woes

User: "I cant enable my wireless radio it says to hit fn and f2"
Me: "Hold down the fn key and type the f2 key once and then let go of both keys"
User: "I tried that, but I'll do it again."
Me: "OK"
User: "I did it."
Me: "Now go into 'View Available Wireless Networks' to see if you can see any networks."
User: "No, it says to enable the radio using fn and f2."
Me: "Go into the Intel utility and enable the wireless from there"
User: "I did that and it tells me to do fn and f2 again."
Me: "Hit THE FN key + F2 again."
User: "It doesn't work."
Me: "You're on a Dell laptop, right? Is your fn key blue?"
User: "They're white."
Me: "Tell me exactly what you're typing."
User: "The F key, the N key, and then the 2 key."
Me: ............................*click*

*I'd like to F key her!!*

What the Truck lol

dularibeti: omg
dularibeti: imt alkin to someone from l'oreal
dularibeti: troubleshooting
criscross1182: lol! wowww
dularibeti: she thinks turning off her monitor is the same as rebooting the computer
dularibeti: ......
criscross1182: ...........ahhh hahahahahaaaa
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i had to break it down
dularibeti: i was like "ok on the box with the cd player on it...
criscross1182: lol...what the truck
dularibeti: hold down the power button"
dularibeti: "what does the power button look like"
dularibeti: ...?!!?!
criscross1182: oh wow.
dularibeti: "it's a circle with a notch cut out of it"
criscross1182: how has she survived this long?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i know
dularibeti: how are there still ppl like that in the world
dularibeti: sigh
dularibeti: keeps us in business i guess
criscross1182: lol
dularibeti: lol
criscross1182: that's true
criscross1182: you just got paid to tell someone how to shut off a PC
dularibeti: lol

Disillusioned

Taylor, Colby J says:

this user wants to know if the UTD email system can handle 2gb attached files

Taylor, Colby J says:

....

Persaud, Sunita says:

AHAHAHA

Persaud, Sunita says:

just reply with that

Taylor, Colby J says:

lol, tempting

Persaud, Sunita says:

reply with "you should look into a career in comedy"

Taylor, Colby J says:

man, even gmail, with all its superior mail stuff, only allows 10mb files

Persaud, Sunita says:

i kno rite

Persaud, Sunita says:

haha

Persaud, Sunita says:

i wonder what this person experienced

Persaud, Sunita says:

to think that utd could handle that

Persaud, Sunita says:

they must be new here

Taylor, Colby J says:

maybe just idealistic. i'll fix that up right quick

I love UTD

dularibeti: AW
dularibeti: this indian guy aclled the help desk
dularibeti: and he's listening to "mere sapnon ki rani"
dularibeti: kab aayegi tu
dularibeti: lalala
dularibeti: im jammin out
dularibeti: HE'S SINGING ALONG!!!!
dularibeti: maybe he doesnt know im still on the phone
dularibeti: oomg
dularibeti: haha

So what do i do? I send this to the user in the Solution information for the call.. they'll receive an email with that in it hahaha... i crack me up

Colby made a fort

USB mail???

One of those fun calls at work...

Gibson, Jeffrey M has been added to the conversation.

Oza, Kinner P has been added to the conversation.

Persaud, Sunita says:

"what are you using to send the email?"

Persaud, Sunita says:

"to send the email, i'm using my usb port"

Persaud, Sunita says:

=/

Taylor, Colby J says:

winner

Oza, Kinner P says:

uh oh, 12:00 flasher

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

that needs to go onto the wall of shame

Taylor, Colby J says:

ask him what kinda speed you get, with those fancy usb ports

Oza, Kinner P says:

hahahaha

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

ask him if his usb mail client lets him spoof as assist

Oza, Kinner P says:

tell him the usb port is blocking his emails

Oza, Kinner P says:

lol