Chuck Norris geekdome

dillon1183: lol
dillon1183: LOL
dillon1183: yeah he can
dillon1183: those r awesome
dillon1183: we should come up with a slew of cs chuck norris jokes lol
dillon1183: if not chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: end
dillon1183: if chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: loop ("yes")
dillon1183: chuck norris can divide by zero
dillon1183: when chuck norris hits ctrl+alt+del, the world reboots
dillon1183: chuck norris never updated to windows xp sp 2
dillon1183: doesnt use a firewall
dillon1183: or router
dillon1183: and connects directly to a fios connection all day
dillon1183: but has never gotten a single virus, spam, spyware, or pop up window
dillon1183: in fact chuck norris still uses an amiga commodore from 1983 and it runs windows vista, plays dvds, and opens photoshop in less than 3 seconds
dularibeti: lol!!!!!
dillon1183: we should make up ones that make no sense
dillon1183: chuck norris doesn't read
dillon1183: he's illiterate
dillon1183: or
dillon1183: chuck norris doesnt drink milk. milk drinks chuck norris
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: chuck norris doesnt eat turkey on thanksgiving... thanksgiving eats the turkey on chuck norris
dillon1183: LOLLLL
dularibeti: hahaha MAKES NO SENSE

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Wired Woes

User: "i'm a new intern. i can't get email"
Me: "is your outlook 'online?'"
User: "no it's disconnected"
Me: can you access the internet?
*checking*
User: "no."
Me: go into network connections and check the status of ur Local area connection
User: "it says network cable unplugged."
Me: is your ethernet cable plugged in?
User: "...no"

Wireless woes

User: "I cant enable my wireless radio it says to hit fn and f2"
Me: "Hold down the fn key and type the f2 key once and then let go of both keys"
User: "I tried that, but I'll do it again."
Me: "OK"
User: "I did it."
Me: "Now go into 'View Available Wireless Networks' to see if you can see any networks."
User: "No, it says to enable the radio using fn and f2."
Me: "Go into the Intel utility and enable the wireless from there"
User: "I did that and it tells me to do fn and f2 again."
Me: "Hit THE FN key + F2 again."
User: "It doesn't work."
Me: "You're on a Dell laptop, right? Is your fn key blue?"
User: "They're white."
Me: "Tell me exactly what you're typing."
User: "The F key, the N key, and then the 2 key."
Me: ............................*click*

*I'd like to F key her!!*

Binary Chatting

DILLON1383: 0
DILLON1383: this is where u say "1"

Nomenclature up!

dularibeti: (i lowe the word nomenclature :-X )
DILLON1383: you are nomencalture
dularibeti: hahahahh
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: instead of sayin 'word'
dularibeti: haha yes
DILLON1383: phil and i used to say
DILLON1383: 'nomenclature'
DILLON1383: like word up u kno
dularibeti: no way
dularibeti: awesome
DILLON1383: we'd be like nomenclature up
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAH

LOL I LOVE IT!

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Fluid Mechanics

Chris: you know ur a nerd when you start thinking about the Flow rate of your pee.......................................
Sunita: haaaaaaahahahaha
Sunita: hahahah o man
Chris: hehe
Chris:: ...oh ....fyi....
Chris: i was just in the restroom.

IT Geeks

Colby Bobby

Vahla: i think she was trying to unscrew the back of her case

Vahla: but instead of removing just the Big screw made for that

Vahla: she removed every screw on the back

Sunita Persaud: loll

Sunita Persaud: omg

Vahla: which resulted in her power supply sliping and sliding, PCI cards to be come unhinged, and the fan at the back to slap around in the case

Sunita Persaud: oh my

Vahla: yah, you should have seen my face when i picked up the desktop and felt that stuff sliding around and making noises....

Sunita Persaud: hahha

Vahla: i was like 'OMG I'M ON FIRE SOMEBODY HELP ME, HELP ME JESUS, HELP ME BUDDA, HELP ME TOM CRUISE"

Vahla: then swetha slapped me and told me to get ahold of myself

Sunita Persaud: hhaahaahahahhha

Sunita Persaud: HAHAH

Sunita Persaud: ur totally being blogged

Vahla: damn

Disillusioned

Taylor, Colby J says:

this user wants to know if the UTD email system can handle 2gb attached files

Taylor, Colby J says:

....

Persaud, Sunita says:

AHAHAHA

Persaud, Sunita says:

just reply with that

Taylor, Colby J says:

lol, tempting

Persaud, Sunita says:

reply with "you should look into a career in comedy"

Taylor, Colby J says:

man, even gmail, with all its superior mail stuff, only allows 10mb files

Persaud, Sunita says:

i kno rite

Persaud, Sunita says:

haha

Persaud, Sunita says:

i wonder what this person experienced

Persaud, Sunita says:

to think that utd could handle that

Persaud, Sunita says:

they must be new here

Taylor, Colby J says:

maybe just idealistic. i'll fix that up right quick

Dillon on the future of technology

After I mentioned to Dillon how we will one day be able to tell our kids about the time when emoticons were invented... This is what happens when two computer geeks start chatting.

DILLON1383: YOU are an emoticon
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: drizzle have u ever used ethereal?
DILLON1383: etherwhoal?
DILLON1383: man by that time our kids wil be like what do u mean invented
DILLON1383: i thought God made emoticons
DILLON1383: like it'll be the only form of expression left lol
dularibeti:: hahahahah
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: lolol
DILLON1383: we'll all just be uploaded onto servers
dularibeti: lol!
DILLON1383: and our bodies will be deleted
dularibeti: i kno rite
DILLON1383: so nobody will ever get sick
dularibeti: we'll be like the ppl who knew jesus
DILLON1383: unless they get Sasser
DILLON1383: LOL for real
dularibeti: hahahah sasser
DILLON1383: we'l be like i knew jack kilby
DILLON1383: :o
dularibeti: plus
dularibeti: we'll be like "i remember when mice came out!"
DILLON1383: LOLLLL
dularibeti: but by then there will be no mice.. they'll all be touchpads!
dularibeti: =-O
DILLON1383: srsly
DILLON1383: eyepads
DILLON1383: u just look at what u wana click on
DILLON1383: and think about what you wana say
DILLON1383: ur input device will be ur brain
DILLON1383: and the output device will be ur brain too lol
dularibeti: hahahah
dularibeti: lol!!!!!
DILLON1383: hehe srsly dude everyones computer will proly be inside them
DILLON1383: opens doors for them, downloads stock quotes weather, wateva
DILLON1383: some people will be computer "paranoid" and will have the computer on the OUTSIDE like a tiny dot in their pocket or something lol
DILLON1383: but for the most part everyone will be like a cyborg hehe
DILLON1383: and a slave to bill gates the XXXXXXX
dularibeti: hahahah
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: o man
dularibeti: i hope windows fixes its freezing and crashing problems then
DILLON1383: LOLLl
DILLON1383: have u seen the new mac pc commericals!!!
DILLON1383: hahah when the PC freezes!
DILLON1383: lol lol tell me uve seen it TELL ME!
dularibeti: hahahaha
DILLON1383: *shakes u*
dularibeti: yesss i have
dularibeti: hahahahahahah!!!!!
dularibeti: hjahahaa
DILLON1383: lol ok :-)
DILLON1383: the new imacs are..
DILLON1383: b b..b.ub bubuub
DILLON1383: BLACK!
DILLON1383: :o
dularibeti: NO WAY
dularibeti: duuuddeeeeeee i KNEW affirmative actiono would get to them too
dularibeti: more african americans are using macs nowadays
DILLON1383: lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: hahahhahahahahahahhahahahah
DILLON1383: oh man thats hilarious
dularibeti: hahahah
dularibeti: dude it's true tho!!!

Apache tells off Vitali

Loseu, Vitali says:

apache is rude

Loseu, Vitali says:

it jjust told me to ps -fu vol021000

Persaud, Sunita says:

HAHAHAHA

Persaud, Sunita says:

lol

Persaud, Sunita says:

u KNOW that's going on the blog

Loseu, Vitali says:

sent me and email in fact why don't it ps -fu itself

USB mail???

One of those fun calls at work...

Gibson, Jeffrey M has been added to the conversation.

Oza, Kinner P has been added to the conversation.

Persaud, Sunita says:

"what are you using to send the email?"

Persaud, Sunita says:

"to send the email, i'm using my usb port"

Persaud, Sunita says:

=/

Taylor, Colby J says:

winner

Oza, Kinner P says:

uh oh, 12:00 flasher

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

that needs to go onto the wall of shame

Taylor, Colby J says:

ask him what kinda speed you get, with those fancy usb ports

Oza, Kinner P says:

hahahaha

Gibson, Jeffrey M says:

ask him if his usb mail client lets him spoof as assist

Oza, Kinner P says:

tell him the usb port is blocking his emails

Oza, Kinner P says:

lol

Dillon on Soca music

(Talking about the Japanese Soca video)

DILLON: this isnt englsih right
DILLON: hehe
Sunita: haha noo
Sunita: she starts w/english later tho
DILLON: and wat is a soca
Sunita: w/the summertime part
DILLON: is it like
DILLON: soh cah toa
DILLON: heeh
Sunita: hahahahahahah
Sunita: hahahahahHAHAHA
DILLON: heheh
Sunita: no it's caribbean music
DILLON: ooohhhhh
DILLON: 45 45 90 baby
DILLON: somethin like that
DILLON: yaw
Sunita: hahah
Sunita: LOLL
DILLON: it's summaa tyyymeeee
Sunita: 3-4-5 triangles WOOH!
DILLON: 30 60 nineteyyyyy
DILLON: it's pythargorass timmmeeee
Sunita: uh-ohhhh!!
Sunita: hahahahaha
DILLON: we make our own muzic
Sunita: LOL
DILLON: instead of clapping
Sunita: omg
DILLON: people wil lbe tapping their calculators
Sunita: hahaha

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