FURIOUS George!!!

LOL I love it.

Coincidence or Conspiracy: Episode 1

COINCIDENCE? OR CONSPIRACY?

Brave Young Man Makes Controversial Exposé

LUBBOCK, Texas - Christopher Mathew, 24, thought he was just winding down the day in front of his television set when he switched the channel to major cable television network Animal Planet.

Never in his wildest dreams could he have imagined what he was about to see.

"I was shocked," cried Mathew, shuddering as he recalled the calamity. "...sorda scared actually." He tried to explain to his family and friends the events that he witnessed, but that effort was fruitless. Mathew then took matters into his own hands by creating a break-through film exposing one of the most carefully guarded secrets in the history of the world.

Web Exclusive!!!

You can now view "Coincidence or Conspiracy," the phenomenon that shook the nation, in its entirety right here on The New Dork Times.
May contain disturbing images. Viewer's discretion is advised.

Still crying from all the laughter? Make sure to check Chris's site out for more hilarious videos!! http://eeeugh.blogspot.com/

Chris's monkey

Chris: lol i'd name MY monkey PROFESSOR XAVIER

Poor Plunky

(2:15:31 PM) jruthlaz: I just threw your monkey against a tree btw
(2:15:36 PM) jruthlaz: he might need an icepack =(

Srishti is cute!

dularibeti: i like u :-)
S R I S H D M: i LIKE u
S R I S H D M: and i like plunky..and by plunky i mean you
S R I S H D M: i like u twice!
dularibeti: hahahahahaha

Ajay playing with the monkey

Desai, Ajay A says:

haha, this sounds wrong...but can everyone see me messing around with your monkey.

Desai, Ajay A says:

On your blog that is...

Persaud, Sunita says:

LOL

An unorthodox way to get what you want

Vitali: where did the monkey go?
Vitali:
Me: hahah
Vitali: I demnd monkeys to be back
Me: they fell off
Me:
Me: no monkeys
Me: haha
Vitali: or I am going to cry all day and not pee, and die because of it!!!
Vitali: common we need some monkeys
Me: ahahhah
Me: LOLL
Me:

By popular demand... the rest of it:
Me: dont worry all ur fluids will get out of ur body anyway
Me: because of all the crying
Vitali: but salts won't
Vitali: and I am going to die and it's going to be your fault, lets see how you feel about not putting moneys on after that
Me: lol that's totally going on my blog
Me: salts would too!! have u ever tasted tears
Me: they're salty!
Vitali: with monkeys?
Vitali: tears aren't yellow
Vitali: and that's a fact!!! so something yellow is going to stay inside, and kill me
Me: no without monkeys
Me: lollll
Me: hahahha
Vitali: sigh... can i at least have turtles or something?
Me: i'll think about it