Chuck Norris geekdome

dillon1183: lol
dillon1183: LOL
dillon1183: yeah he can
dillon1183: those r awesome
dillon1183: we should come up with a slew of cs chuck norris jokes lol
dillon1183: if not chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: end
dillon1183: if chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: loop ("yes")
dillon1183: chuck norris can divide by zero
dillon1183: when chuck norris hits ctrl+alt+del, the world reboots
dillon1183: chuck norris never updated to windows xp sp 2
dillon1183: doesnt use a firewall
dillon1183: or router
dillon1183: and connects directly to a fios connection all day
dillon1183: but has never gotten a single virus, spam, spyware, or pop up window
dillon1183: in fact chuck norris still uses an amiga commodore from 1983 and it runs windows vista, plays dvds, and opens photoshop in less than 3 seconds
dularibeti: lol!!!!!
dillon1183: we should make up ones that make no sense
dillon1183: chuck norris doesn't read
dillon1183: he's illiterate
dillon1183: or
dillon1183: chuck norris doesnt drink milk. milk drinks chuck norris
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: chuck norris doesnt eat turkey on thanksgiving... thanksgiving eats the turkey on chuck norris
dillon1183: LOLLLL
dularibeti: hahaha MAKES NO SENSE

Radhi's Suggestion

Big Momma: you should roundhouse kick ure advisor AND the computer in the face.
Big Momma: just a suggestion.

Indian Chuck Norris haha

The greatest email EVER

Anoop Mathew wrote:

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL DUDE THESE NEW ONES I FOUND ARE HILARIOUS!!!
3. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reason: It was more humane.

6. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a "Get out of Jail" monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from Uno.

9. If you ask Chuck Norris "what time is it?" He always says, "Two seconds till." When you ask, "two seconds to what," he roundhouse kicks you in the face

10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

mAaNtOhOePw

Chuck Norris can...

win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

lololol

Param param param param param paraaaaa...

Aww you guys are so nice to be looking out for the next post.. very flattering! and very encouraging :)

So here goes, the first of many tributes to the hilarious people that I have the pleasure of knowing. Unfortunately, since I only have 3 friends, this series will not even last a week.. Oh well, here we go. This here first page is dedicated to the one and onlyyyy..... *drumroll please*.... SABINE!!! Sabine Issac--AKA The King of Carrollton-- is one of the funniest freakin people ever and is the source of most of the funny videos and such that I spam everyone I know with. (A couple of the more recent being those awesome Chuck Norris facts--

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

--and the Jay Leno Phony Photo booth--I'll post the link later when Sabine gets online haha.) He is also the only person who can recite the ending of the title of this post--besides Vivek Oberoi of course.. Hey, I kinda like these dashes--but I digress.

All right I know those of you who know Sabine are thinking "Okay lets see the funny Sabine-ness already!!" And those of you who don't know him... read on, my unfortunate friends, read on...

We'll start with a short one to get you warmed up...
SBine007: lil jon meets santa...twhat...tokay!!!

Hehe okay now you're ready! (About the "which disney princess are you" quiz that i stole from david)
DulariBeti: who are u?
SBineOO7: guess
SBineOO7: fine ur no phun.
SBineOO7: belle
SBineOO7: but i think if u go with just looks, im rather jasmin-ish
SBineOO7: *Wink wink*

SBineOO7: why is my bird such a dunce
SBineOO7: lol
SBineOO7: takes after daddy....awwww goood boyyyyy

For this next one, I don't have the convo saved.. but it went a lil somethin like this:
(In a chat room with Srish and Sabine..singing a sweet Hindi song to Srish)
Me: hey srish.. "baithe hi baithe maine dil kho diya..."
Srish: awww i love that song!!
Sabine: oh no you didnt!!! I'll baithe hi baithe chuppal yo face!!
(For the pigment-ly challenged... a chuppal is a sandal that is commonly used to hit people)

D'oh! I coulda sworn I had some more Sabine chats stashed somewhere!! Don't worry.. I'll go find them and add them in before anyone notices I'm gone :)

OOH OHOHOHOHHH I forgot to tell you guys!!! On a completely different note, I have some AWESOME news!!! As some of you know, Vani got me a Bob Ross paint by numbers set (for ages 6 to 12) and it came with a mail in offer for a free Bob Ross picture badge!! I checked the mail today and it finally came!! When I looked at the picture, I noticed that he has a startling resemblance to someone else... but more on THAT tomorrow! :)

"Happy painting!"