Poor Farzan!!!

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: do you know what farzan's email addy is?
herpes786: hi loser!
herpes786: gotcake?@iknowido.com
dularibeti: LOLOLL
dularibeti: hahah

*****

herpes786: man
herpes786: we were laughing too cause
herpes786: farzan walks in and goes
herpes786: "hey jose, i applied pythagoras' theorem today"
dularibeti: lol!
herpes786: he starts going on about how he used it when calculating some leaning ladder height or something
dularibeti: very nice!
herpes786: vitali and i were just like ...yeah right, you probably used it to determine the hypotenuse of some piece of cake you were eating
herpes786: on your way up this ladder
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: LOL
herpes786: lol

Elmo joke!

Hehe thanks Vitali!

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.

He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Dating food

Heheh I love this crocodile...

Here's the premise before you read these: The crocodile is from the wild and now has set up a family in civilization. To his dismay, he moves next door to some zebras and his animal instincts get the better of him as he constantly tries to hunt them. His son, however, has a different view of the other species...







My Desi friends: Sound familar???

Great comic.. check it out!

(Vitali I tagged you in this because you're Pearls fan #1!)

Vitali on Bollywood

Brfheirf: yeh, life sucks, and then you see 100s of people runnin around and dancing and singing:-) and you like wow they are crazy... we are not that bad off

Insert Laugh Track here

Burn!

dularibeti: sorry some weirdo is im'ing me
dularibeti: :-\
dularibeti: i'm a little creeped out
Jruthlaz: Vital? or a different weirdo
dularibeti: LOLLL

Apache tells off Vitali

Loseu, Vitali says:

apache is rude

Loseu, Vitali says:

it jjust told me to ps -fu vol021000

Persaud, Sunita says:

HAHAHAHA

Persaud, Sunita says:

lol

Persaud, Sunita says:

u KNOW that's going on the blog

Loseu, Vitali says:

sent me and email in fact why don't it ps -fu itself

This is what happened to Vitali's homeless man blogger

An unorthodox way to get what you want

Vitali: where did the monkey go?
Vitali:
Me: hahah
Vitali: I demnd monkeys to be back
Me: they fell off
Me:
Me: no monkeys
Me: haha
Vitali: or I am going to cry all day and not pee, and die because of it!!!
Vitali: common we need some monkeys
Me: ahahhah
Me: LOLL
Me:

By popular demand... the rest of it:
Me: dont worry all ur fluids will get out of ur body anyway
Me: because of all the crying
Vitali: but salts won't
Vitali: and I am going to die and it's going to be your fault, lets see how you feel about not putting moneys on after that
Me: lol that's totally going on my blog
Me: salts would too!! have u ever tasted tears
Me: they're salty!
Vitali: with monkeys?
Vitali: tears aren't yellow
Vitali: and that's a fact!!! so something yellow is going to stay inside, and kill me
Me: no without monkeys
Me: lollll
Me: hahahha
Vitali: sigh... can i at least have turtles or something?
Me: i'll think about it

tWEEDy bird

THANK YOU TO VITALI FOR SHOWING ME THIS!!! (how was that???)