Quotes for Women

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b *tch up with cookies.
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If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Justin on vending machines

Pete: Anybody want anything from the vending machine?
Justin: How bout you go to the life vending machine and get a life!

The Cosby Show

From the legendary episode where Denise sews a designer Gordon Gartrelle shirt for Theo...

"NO 14 year old child should have a 95 dolla shirt.. unless he's on stage with his 4 brothers!!"

~ Dr. Huxtable

Confucius say...

Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose

My favorite quote...

20 points to the first person who can tell me where this is from...(and NO CHEATING!)

"How bout I kick your butt right now?"
"How bout I draw a line down your head so it LOOKS like a butt??"

Shal...you're not allowed to answer yet