Stair Steppa

Poopy Face: does goin up an down stairs count??
sunita.persaud: umm i would call that walking
sunita.persaud: lol
Poopy Face: but its a lot of stairs!
sunita.persaud: maybe it's the same as elliptical?
sunita.persaud: i think there's a stair stepper too
Poopy Face: eh
sunita.persaud: here comes the stair stepppaa murrrdera
Poopy Face: ..wowwwwwwwwww
Poopy Face: ur wierd
Poopy Face: im the elliptical gangsta!

Dance yuh rass

Sunita: hi
Sunita: im bored
Varnie: dance
Sunita: at work?
Varnie: in ur chair
Varnie: mor tor mor tor laawa!!
Varnie: im singin for u
Varnie: dance yuh rass
Sunita: LOL

Sunita: whats for lunch, captain crunch?
Varnie: somethin that delivers
Sunita: oo busy day?
Varnie: hot day
Varnie: like fiya
Sunita: ooho
Sunita: it's not too hot here
Varnie: thats cause ur there
Varnie: OOOOOOOOO
Varnie: lol
Sunita: ....lol
Sunita: cause i'm really cool?
Sunita: thanks varnie!
Varnie: ...
Varnie: wait a minuteeee

The blog is back!

Sunita: dude i printed out pictures at walmart over the weekend
Sunita: to put on my wall in frames
Sunita: i printed one of u
Varnie: just ONE??

Boobie humor

After Vani pledged money towards my goal for the Komen Race for the Cure for breast cancer...

Sunita: thanks for the donation dude!!
Sunita: i was gonna tell u that u dont ahve to donate since ur mom did
Varnie: lol
Varnie: nah tits ok
Sunita: yes, with your donation hopefully they will be
Varnie: HAHAHA

Guess the song...

Anybody who can guess this song gets 5 points!!

Varnie: A WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Varnie: e e e

HINT: Think back to your childhood....

She completes me! lol

Sunita: im listening to paula abdul
Sunita: straight up now telll me do u really wanna love me forevaaaaa
Varnie: o o O

Who says you get wiser with age?

Veden, my 11 year old cousin, asked for my help with his homework...

Sunita: wow
Sunita: veden's homework is too hard for me
Sunita: lol
Sunita: which i expected
Sunita: it's science
Sunita: he needs shal's help with that
Sunita: im the math nerd... and vani's good at english
Sunita: together, the 3 of us equal 1 sixth grader

Typecasting

Varnie: Yesterday bro rocky was over an I was sittin on our front step with arjun wen my chinese neighbor pulled into his driveway..so when arjun saw him he yelled "MOM THE CHINEY FOOD IS HERE" lol im pretty sure my neighbor heard him...it was really funny

Bored at work

This is what Vani and I are forced to do while we're bored at work...

the iBoob

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Shivana Persaud
To: "Singh, Ryan A HS", Sunita Persaud
Sent: Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:32:32 AM
Subject: what will apple think of next...

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

The Egg Salad Saga

This is what my crazy family does at work all day...

From: Rosita Dev
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 2:47 PM
To: Shivana Persaud

yup!! whatcha have for lunch?

From: Shivana Persaud
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 2:51 PM
To: Rosita Dev

I had some chicken noodle soup…u?

From: Rosita Dev
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 2:52 PM
To: Shivana Persaud

egg salad sandwich-- i haven't had one of those in a while

From: Shivana Persaud
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 2:55 PM
To: Rosita Dev

I made some egg salad this weekend with a bagel, it was yummie

Egg salad always reminds me of sun for some reason..lol

From: Rosita Dev
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 2:56 PM
To: Shivana Persaud
Cc: sunita.persaud@yahoo.com

WEIRD.. MEE TOO.. i don't know why

From: Shivana Persaud
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 3:00 PM
To: Rosita Dev
Cc: sunita.persaud@yahoo.com

LOL dude ur synonymous with egg salad…I guess there could be worse things...

From: Rosita Dev
To: Shivana Persaud
Cc: sunita.persaud@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 3:00:33 PM

Sun do you even like egg salad.. thats so funny that Vani and I both think of you when we thinking of egg salad!!

From: sunita.persaud@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 3:18 PM
To: Rosita Dev; Shivana Persaud

i think it's cause i LOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE egg salad haha
and i make a pretty mean egg salad sandwich too!!

From: Shivana Persaud
To: sunita.persaud@yahoo.com; Rosita Dev
Sent: Monday, March 26, 2007 3:21:04 PM

Well then there u go…it has nothing to do with ur smell lol

Vani's adventures in computer science

XPunkin125X: i took a CS class..dotn ask..and the prof said java an i was like why is he talking about coffee?

Crazy Brits

dularibeti: perfect weather
dularibeti: i wanna go out and play
XPunkin125X: lol
XPunkin125X: go skip to ur loo
XPunkin125X: ew i just thoght of something
XPunkin125X: in england does "skip to ur loo" mean skip to the potty?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahahahahaha

My haircut

Before

After :(

dularibeti: varnie :-(
XPunkin125X: wa happen
dularibeti: they chopped off allmy hair
dularibeti: IT'S ALL GONE
XPunkin125X: all all??
XPunkin125X: im sure its not ALL gone
dularibeti: well not alllll
dularibeti: but like 70%
dularibeti: :-\
dularibeti: VANI IT'S ALL GONE
dularibeti: my head keeps going forward cause there's nothing weighing it down
dularibeti: haha
XPunkin125X: lol well grow some brains!

Vani said I look like a celebrity!!!

Vani's computer is constipated

XPunkin125X: dude i really need to fix my laptop
XPunkin125X: i need to clean it out..give it a laxative or something
XPunkin125X: u kno wa i mean
XPunkin125X: some sayna pad an sal in e rass
XPunkin125X: HAHA
dularibeti: hahahh
dularibeti: lollll
dularibeti: ewww

You know you're GUYANESE when...

Tanks for the jokes Vani!

1. De back of ya remote got scotch tape.
2. Ya know bout pluggin' out ya TV to turn it off.
3. Ya know bout keepin' rain water fo drink.
4. Shopping bags from de grocery store is also garbage bags.
5. Uncle George and Aunty Pam and half de other people ya call uncle and aunt are not really related to you!
6. Space in de living room is unacceptable and must be occupied by something you don't actually need.
7. You know what a plate clat and floor clat is.
8. You recycle oil.
9. It's cool to have fairy lights all year long.
10. You know what "schupidy
    
11. A ole bicycle tire is a toy.
12. De dishwasher is also known as ur lil sister or lil brother.
13. Powder milk and sugar is a snack.
14. Your Grandma call a wife beater a singlit.
15. Jumping up and down could give you narra. (LOL!!)
16. A mistress is known as a "sweetwoman."
17. A blackout is normal.
18. Bugs are bugs; a ca-ca-roach is something totally different.
19. Ghosts are known as Jumbies and Bacoos.
20. All footwear is known as boots.
21. You get a cold, you drink bush tea.
22. All barrels from farrin includes Cadbury chocolate...with almond.
23. Your vocabulary contains words like “Banna"!
24. You straighten ya hair, not perm it!
25. A frog is called a Cropo; and throwin' salt pun it back will kill it.
26. Christmas means pepperpot and sorrel, not eggnog!
27. A bottle is called a "bokle" and it's cap is a "cark" and they come in cases, not six packs.
28. Soda, juice and anything other than water is "drink."
29. Dog food is always leftovers.
30. Deodorant is roll-on.!
31. You've used your towel as a shower curtain at least once in your life. (Wah??)
32. Straws, plastic spoons and forks can all be converted into a toothpick.
33. Gossip is ah "seh seh."
34. You call your alcoholic uncle ah "Sa-gi-wang." (Don't get this one)
    
35. "Bamba laytee bam bam" means ur in trouble.
36. Your ten year old is a bottle of rum.
37. You go to college, your family feel you know everyting.
38. Crush up news papers was once a substitute for toilet paper. (aow me gaad)
39. Having a dog or cat on the bed, or anywhere in the house for that matter, is NOT normal to you.
40. You have home clothes, church clothes, sleeping clothes, wuk clothes and "good" clothes.
41. Your childhood games were "Gam," "Hap Scatch," "Dog and de bone" and "Catcha!"
42. Ya hood had "Chinee" restaurants.
43. You've heard "Don't tek ya eye and pass me!" at least once in your life. (lol heard that yesterday!)
44. You reply with "Me and you eye neva went fo a race!" (oooh good one! i gotta use that)
45. Ya know bout throwin' a bucket ah water in de toilet bowl to flush it.
46. You have at least one family member that'll tell you "I know u since ya small suh!"
47. Nicknames are based on physical attributes. eg: Blackie, Tall man, Smiley and fine gurl.
48. Gum is chico.
49. Ya hear de name "Sharma" and you automatically start laughin'. (Ask afeena what this means)
50. Beginning a question with "When last" is normal to you! (HAHA)
51. New Years Eve is "Old Years Night."

Abraham, Jacob P says:
very nice now i better get back to work
Abraham, Jacob P says:
before Bamba laytee bam bam
Persaud, Sunita says:
hahahaha

I'm a posting MACHINE

Hey I just noticed the date!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CUTEST 20 YEAR OLD IN THE WORLD--my dear cousin ASHA!!

Aowww how u so cute??







Vani: y am i cropped outa that asha pic????
Me: cause it's HER BIRTHDAY
Me: gaad maan
Me: let her have one day!
Me: lol
Vani: but where am i????
Vani: lol

dude I should be studying for my test...