the iBoob

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From: Shivana Persaud
To: "Singh, Ryan A HS", Sunita Persaud
Sent: Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:32:32 AM
Subject: what will apple think of next...

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Just when you thought they couldn't get any cooler...

Apple makes it possible for you to put GAMES on your iPod!! They've also kicked up the capacity of the video ipods to 80 gigs.

Not to mention the funky new iPod nanos that I'm sure you've seen which look curiously similar to the iPod minis...

I WANT IT!

Looks like my dream come true

Okay this looks amazing!!! I can't wait to try it...