Bastard Jimmy

sunita.persaud: ooo imwatching iron chef
sunita.persaud: BATTLE CORN
sunita.persaud: lol
sunita.persaud: intense
sunita.persaud: doesnt even describe it.
Dizzle: Hhaha I like food
sunita.persaud: o nice!!
sunita.persaud: i like food also
sunita.persaud: o nice!!
sunita.persaud: i like food also
sunita.persaud: esPECially corn
sunita.persaud: did u know
sunita.persaud: jimmy cracked corn
sunita.persaud: oh u must not care..
Dizzle: LOL
Dizzle: U sillie
sunita.persaud: lol
Dizzle: Oh I care
Dizzle: It's just that was my frickin corn that bastard cracked
sunita.persaud: LOLL
sunita.persaud: so blogging that.

Chuck Norris geekdome

dillon1183: lol
dillon1183: LOL
dillon1183: yeah he can
dillon1183: those r awesome
dillon1183: we should come up with a slew of cs chuck norris jokes lol
dillon1183: if not chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: end
dillon1183: if chuck norris
dillon1183: then
dillon1183: loop ("yes")
dillon1183: chuck norris can divide by zero
dillon1183: when chuck norris hits ctrl+alt+del, the world reboots
dillon1183: chuck norris never updated to windows xp sp 2
dillon1183: doesnt use a firewall
dillon1183: or router
dillon1183: and connects directly to a fios connection all day
dillon1183: but has never gotten a single virus, spam, spyware, or pop up window
dillon1183: in fact chuck norris still uses an amiga commodore from 1983 and it runs windows vista, plays dvds, and opens photoshop in less than 3 seconds
dularibeti: lol!!!!!
dillon1183: we should make up ones that make no sense
dillon1183: chuck norris doesn't read
dillon1183: he's illiterate
dillon1183: or
dillon1183: chuck norris doesnt drink milk. milk drinks chuck norris
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: chuck norris doesnt eat turkey on thanksgiving... thanksgiving eats the turkey on chuck norris
dillon1183: LOLLLL
dularibeti: hahaha MAKES NO SENSE

Dillon's Truly Outrageous

dillon1383: i was like :o
dillon1383: JEEEEM
dularibeti: =-O u member jem??!?!?!?
dillon1383: doooo i
dillon1383: it's only the only thing i talk about all day
dularibeti: LOL!!!!

Dilly's cyberbuddies

dillon1383: someone named buck_tooth_hill_billy2 just added me on yahoo loll

Dillon's "Heroes power"

DILLON1383: :-((
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: aawwwwwww
dularibeti: i thin i'd probably disintegrate if i ever saw u frown
dularibeti: think*
dularibeti: so i need flat abs by july 29th
dularibeti: how do you suggest i go about doing that
DILLON1383: awww
DILLON1383: well i guess i could frown at ur tummy
dularibeti: loooooollll
DILLON1383: >:-|
DILLON1383: anything?
dularibeti: lol!!
dularibeti: haahahaa WOAAAHHHHH
dularibeti: HAAH???
dularibeti: it's working!
DILLON1383: >:-{
DILLON1383: HHAHHAAHA
DILLON1383: shaaadaap!
DILLON1383: leme try harder
dularibeti: yeah!
DILLON1383: {{{>o<}}}
dularibeti: HHAHAHAHAA
DILLON1383: o.o

Binary Chatting

DILLON1383: 0
DILLON1383: this is where u say "1"

Dillon's trick

DILLON1383: so
DILLON1383: is it just me or
DILLON1383: does it smell like updog in here
DILLON1383: :D
dularibeti: ok i'll bite
dularibeti: WHATS UPDOG?
DILLON1383: hahahahahahaha
DILLON1383: GOTCHA
DILLON1383: uh i mean...
DILLON1383: dang it
dularibeti: HAHAHAH
DILLON1383: nothin..
DILLON1383: how are you
dularibeti: lol

Dillon's got jokes!

DILLON1383: haha i love this quote..
DILLON1383: "baroq: when you're out of monet"
DILLON1383: riddle me this batman...
DILLON1383: why cant you hear rabbits having sex?
dularibeti: hahaha
DILLON1383: lol
DILLON1383: u rock
DILLON1383: the joke hasnt even started and ur already laughing
dularibeti: hahaha im laughing out of BAROQ OUT OF MONET
dularibeti: aaaaha
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: ok i give up.. why, riddler
DILLON1383: hahaha
DILLON1383: oh! :D
DILLON1383: ... cotton balls
dularibeti: AAAAA
dularibeti: AAHAA

Nomenclature up!

dularibeti: (i lowe the word nomenclature :-X )
DILLON1383: you are nomencalture
dularibeti: hahahahh
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: instead of sayin 'word'
dularibeti: haha yes
DILLON1383: phil and i used to say
DILLON1383: 'nomenclature'
DILLON1383: like word up u kno
dularibeti: no way
dularibeti: awesome
DILLON1383: we'd be like nomenclature up
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAH

dillondillon

DILLON1383: hihi :-)
DILLON1383: i dindt mean to say hi twice.. m ycomputer is just so slow
DILLON1383: that i typed hi
DILLON1383: and it didnt show up
DILLON1383: so i typed it again
DILLON1383: and yeah
dularibeti: LOL

Air Guitarist

DILLON1383: i can see u strummin ur fake guitar and kickin it out hehe
dularibeti: lolll yaaww
dularibeti: lol and then i start destroying the fake guitar
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: AHAHHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: it makes me so sad how they do that to their guitars
dularibeti: haha
DILLON1383: now that i could not see hehe
dularibeti: hahahah
DILLON1383: i could see u goin crazy on it
DILLON1383: and then puttin it gently in teh corner
dularibeti: :-D
DILLON1383: and patting it goodbye
dularibeti: LOLLLL
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
DILLON1383: boi boi guitar goi
dularibeti: hahha
DILLON1383: and then skippin off
dularibeti: aaww
dularibeti: HAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: u kno me so well
DILLON1383: lol thats so u!!
DILLON1383: hahahha
dularibeti: LOL

I should get that checked out...

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: i got an email
dularibeti: from some doctor
dularibeti: who says he has something for my penile dysfunction
dularibeti: it sounds legit
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
DILLON1383: wow
DILLON1383: these emails
DILLON1383: are just so on the money
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahah
DILLON1383: if anyone has penile dysfunction
DILLON1383: it's you
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: it's so dysfunctional it's practically non existant

Dilly's impersonation

Dilly's impersonation of HIRO from Heroes :)

DILLON1383: {{{(>.<)}}} <--Hiro does the shake

DILLON1383: (o.o) <--Hiro looks around

DILLON1383: \(^o^)/ <--Hiro ends up in NY! Closed Captioning for the Heroes-impaired brought to you by Tropicana.

Rock, Paper, Saddam!!!

Stole this from Drizzle's site

dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: DILLON
dularibeti: omggg
dularibeti: im gonna send u a link
dularibeti: but warning..
dularibeti: you're gonna die laughing
DILLON1383: lolll
DILLON1383: i think it's about time i died anyway
DILLON1383: go head
DILLON1383: uh oh
DILLON1383: suni?
DILLON1383: ok i'll call the police then

here's the link that killed Suni... avenge her death now ->: http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/

Flashback

Dillon sang a song to me just now and it brought back sooooooooo many memories!!! We used to sing this in kindergarten!!! Does anyone else remember it???

Oh, Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun,
Please shine down on me.
Oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun,
Hiding behind a tree
These little children are asking you
To please come out so we can play with you.
Oh Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun,
Please shine down on,
please shine down on,
Please shine down on me.

MyFace

DILLON1383: so i think
DILLON1383: myspace and facebook
DILLON1383: should have a merger
DILLON1383: we can call it myface
DILLON1383: I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
dularibeti: GAHAGAGAGAGAGA
dularibeti: I MEAN HAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: myfac!!!
dularibeti: hahaaaaa
DILLON1383: hehe
dularibeti: aawww jack
DILLON1383: gooood ooool jack
dularibeti: ur joke was funnier
dularibeti: :-[
DILLON1383: yesssssssssssssssssssss
DILLON1383: i put them sidebyside
DILLON1383: for comparative purposes
DILLON1383: eat it jack!!!!!!
DILLON1383: =x
DILLON1383: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
DILLON1383: lol jack u crazy sonofagun
DILLON1383: i couldnt agree w/ u more
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: aawwwwww
dularibeti: sonofagun
DILLON1383: During the Civil War, a woman was impregnated by sperm carried on a bullet that passed through the scrotum of a soldier and penetrated her ovaries.
dularibeti: !!!
DILLON1383: lol
dularibeti: lolol
DILLON1383: but not really
DILLON1383: hence the term
DILLON1383: son
DILLON1383: of a gun
dularibeti: hahahah
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: AHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dularibeti: hahahahahahahahaha
dularibeti: im glad they didnt have a girl
dularibeti: cause... "daughterofagun" would just be straight awkward
DILLON1383: LOLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: lol lol lol lol

Dillon's rendition of Pramila

Yes, folks. He is a professional artist!

Silly Dilly

dularibeti: man that was one freakin good bagel with tuna fish
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: awesome
dularibeti: how do you get an ADD test online
DILLON1383: i love tuna
dularibeti: caue i think i might be
DILLON1383: ahahhaahah
dularibeti: :-[
DILLON1383: me too :-\
DILLON1383: its ok i like add
dularibeti: :-\
DILLON1383: and subtarct
dularibeti: HAHAH
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: LOL
DILLON1383: dude theres no such thing as an add test
dularibeti: lolll im laughing soo hard
DILLON1383: the dude was makin one and he never finished it

...

DILLON1383: so yeah you wana take my add test?
dularibeti: hokay
dularibeti: (cani send the song thru aim)
DILLON1383: at work :[
dularibeti: aaahh
dularibeti: it's a BAT!
dularibeti: :[ "i vant to suck your blood"
DILLON1383: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DILLON1383: aghahahahahah
dularibeti: shhhhhhhh
dularibeti: *alarmed*
DILLON1383: oh lol u cant make me laugh at work lol lol
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: im like pretending to cough
DILLON1383: a lot
dularibeti: LOLLL
DILLON1383: lol its not working
dularibeti: hahahahah
dularibeti: ooo today we had a real fire alarm
dularibeti: oops sorry i got sidetracked
dularibeti: lemme take ur ADD test
dularibeti: haha
DILLON1383: LOL
dularibeti: loll
DILLON1383: !!!!
DILLON1383: duduuuude
DILLON1383: you JUST TOTALLY FAILED IT!!
DILLON1383: HAHAHA thats hilarious
dularibeti: LOL
DILLON1383: you didnt know but THAT WAS THE ADD TEST
DILLON1383: i was gona say got to addtest.com
DILLON1383: and see how long
DILLON1383: it took u to actually get there
dularibeti: wait
dularibeti: watchu talkin bout willis
dularibeti: hahahahahha
DILLON1383: but first I GOT SIDE TRACKED
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHA
DILLON1383: and then YOU got sidetracked
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: dude we totally have add
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: *high five*
DILLON1383: "hey doc how can i subtract my add"
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: aawwww
dularibeti: o man i need to blog this
DILLON1383: lol

Drizzle and Potter

[17:45] xsirocco: good lord
[17:45] xsirocco: man cingular custoemr service has gone down the tube
[17:45] xsirocco: i thought about switching to tmobile
[17:45] xsirocco: but i'd get better reception with 2 cans and a piece of string
[17:49] DILLON1383: LOLLLL
[17:49] DILLON1383: even if they werent connected in any way whatsoever
[17:49] DILLON1383: just laying on the floor
[17:49] xsirocco: hahah ya
[17:49] xsirocco: but they have pretty good deals
[17:50] xsirocco: how long does 450 mins last you? like 2 days?
[17:50] DILLON1383: LOL
[17:50] DILLON1383: thereabouts
[17:50] xsirocco: 2 weekend days too
[17:50] DILLON1383: i just put my phone in the fridge for the first month
[17:50] DILLON1383: so my 450 minutes rolled over
[17:51] xsirocco: rolled over and died probably
[17:51] DILLON1383: even then though. ... i think some fish made a phone call to the pacific cuz my minutes were like 448 at teh end of the month
[17:51] DILLON1383: i was like??!? from the FRIDGE?!
[17:51] DILLON1383: needless to say that fish is dead
[17:51] DILLON1383: well deader than he aas
[17:51] xsirocco: haha
[17:51] DILLON1383: *was
[17:51] xsirocco: and eaten
[17:51] DILLON1383: and i made him pay
[17:51] xsirocco: looks like we found nemo
[17:51] DILLON1383: the bill that is
[17:51] DILLON1383: LOL
[17:51] DILLON1383: yeah
[17:51] DILLON1383: and broke his other fin
[17:51] DILLON1383: try an swim NOW trik!
[17:51] xsirocco: hahah
[17:52] xsirocco: hahaha
[17:52] DILLON1383: we'll have to censor this from suni
[17:52] xsirocco: is she Nemo's godmother?
[17:53] DILLON1383: yeah somethin like that
[17:53] DILLON1383: hehe
[17:54] DILLON1383: illegitimate mother actually
[17:54] DILLON1383: what moma nemo dont kno....
[17:54] xsirocco: i wont tell Leon
[17:54] DILLON1383: "finding nemo part 2: finding nemo's REAL mom"
[17:54] xsirocco: hahah

Dillon on the art of Foley

Dillon and I talking about Foley Artistry...

DILLON1383: high tech!
DILLON1383: we should make our own
DILLON1383: Horses' hooves
DILLON1383: kick a horse
DILLON1383: kissing
DILLON1383: foley artists get down
dularibeti: forreall
dularibeti: hahah
DILLON1383: punching someone - foley artists start an argument
dularibeti: hahahahaha
DILLON1383: bonebreaking blow - be sure to have an ambulance no standby
dularibeti: HAHA
DILLON1383: footsteps in snow - wait til november
dularibeti: LOLOLLL
dularibeti: hahaha