"Yo (big)momma so poopy...."

Chris: i can smell your POOP from here
Chris: you prolly have a landfill of poop in your backyard b/c there's no more room in your toilet b/c you poop so much
Chris: every time i talk to you you either came from or you're going TO the bathroom to poop
Radhi: not EVERY tim
Radhi: time
Radhi: lets not exaggerate
Sunita: and whenshe doesnt mention it
Radhi: its every OTHER time
Sunita: she's probably IN the bathroom
Sunita: and doesnt want to tell us
Radhi: lol
Radhi: ya ya...yall are just jealous of my "regularity"
Radhi: HA!
Chris: for someone who weighs as much as a paperclip, you sure do poop alot
Sunita: haha
Sunita: HAHAHA
Sunita: paperclip
Radhi: hahaha
Sunita: whew!
Radhi: shut the hellup.
Radhi: haha.
Chris: you poop soooo much that you disprove the law of conservation of mass!
Radhi: oh my gosh.
Sunita: lol
Sunita: hahahah
Radhi: chris just became uncool again.
Chris: you create more matter than you take in
Radhi: and there was so much hope.
Radhi: narfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarf
Chris: whatever, go 'contract your lower abdominal muscles' biology nerd

Justin on vending machines

Pete: Anybody want anything from the vending machine?
Justin: How bout you go to the life vending machine and get a life!