Fluid Mechanics

Chris: you know ur a nerd when you start thinking about the Flow rate of your pee.......................................
Sunita: haaaaaaahahahaha
Sunita: hahahah o man
Chris: hehe
Chris:: ...oh ....fyi....
Chris: i was just in the restroom.

Larry on diarrhea

XSirocco: my friend was telling me he had diarrhea today..
XSirocco: me: sorry you had a shitty day
XSirocco: hahaha
dularibeti: LOLOLLLLLLLLLLL
dularibeti: hahahahahahahaha
dularibeti: o man

What will they think of next!!!

Crazy Brits

dularibeti: perfect weather
dularibeti: i wanna go out and play
XPunkin125X: lol
XPunkin125X: go skip to ur loo
XPunkin125X: ew i just thoght of something
XPunkin125X: in england does "skip to ur loo" mean skip to the potty?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahahahahaha

Dr. Prune Juice

XSirocco: hehehe
XSirocco: great now i'm associated with Fruit
XSirocco: Laxatives to Fruit
XSirocco: i'm moving up
XSirocco: :-)
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: fruit also make u go
XSirocco: i was thinking that too
dularibeti: makes
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: hah
XSirocco: pretty soon people will call me mr. prune juice
XSirocco: and i'll be like "HEY!"
XSirocco: "that's DR. prune juice"
XSirocco: to you
dularibeti: HAHAHA

Vani's computer is constipated

XPunkin125X: dude i really need to fix my laptop
XPunkin125X: i need to clean it out..give it a laxative or something
XPunkin125X: u kno wa i mean
XPunkin125X: some sayna pad an sal in e rass
XPunkin125X: HAHA
dularibeti: hahahh
dularibeti: lollll
dularibeti: ewww

An unorthodox way to get what you want

Vitali: where did the monkey go?
Vitali:
Me: hahah
Vitali: I demnd monkeys to be back
Me: they fell off
Me:
Me: no monkeys
Me: haha
Vitali: or I am going to cry all day and not pee, and die because of it!!!
Vitali: common we need some monkeys
Me: ahahhah
Me: LOLL
Me:

By popular demand... the rest of it:
Me: dont worry all ur fluids will get out of ur body anyway
Me: because of all the crying
Vitali: but salts won't
Vitali: and I am going to die and it's going to be your fault, lets see how you feel about not putting moneys on after that
Me: lol that's totally going on my blog
Me: salts would too!! have u ever tasted tears
Me: they're salty!
Vitali: with monkeys?
Vitali: tears aren't yellow
Vitali: and that's a fact!!! so something yellow is going to stay inside, and kill me
Me: no without monkeys
Me: lollll
Me: hahahha
Vitali: sigh... can i at least have turtles or something?
Me: i'll think about it