Anoop Mathew wrote:
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3. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reason: It was more humane.
6. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a "Get out of Jail" monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from Uno.
9. If you ask Chuck Norris "what time is it?" He always says, "Two seconds till." When you ask, "two seconds to what," he roundhouse kicks you in the face
10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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