Dear Freshmen,

For your whole life, you think you're good at something...
......until you major in it.

IT homework

Ashwin SHANKAR: what r u studying for again??
Sunita: strategy
Ashwin SHANKAR: oh the take home
Sunita: that take home
Ashwin SHANKAR: outsource it

Remember MINKUS??

Chris: oh shut up MINKUS
Sunita: hahahahahahahaha
Sunita: aaahahahaah
Sunita: oommggg
Chris: whatever happened to HIM
Sunita: you made me SPIT OUT my pizzaaa
Chris: LOL
Chris: way to go

Coincidence or Conspiracy: Episode 1

COINCIDENCE? OR CONSPIRACY?

Brave Young Man Makes Controversial Exposé

LUBBOCK, Texas - Christopher Mathew, 24, thought he was just winding down the day in front of his television set when he switched the channel to major cable television network Animal Planet.

Never in his wildest dreams could he have imagined what he was about to see.

"I was shocked," cried Mathew, shuddering as he recalled the calamity. "...sorda scared actually." He tried to explain to his family and friends the events that he witnessed, but that effort was fruitless. Mathew then took matters into his own hands by creating a break-through film exposing one of the most carefully guarded secrets in the history of the world.

Web Exclusive!!!

You can now view "Coincidence or Conspiracy," the phenomenon that shook the nation, in its entirety right here on The New Dork Times.
May contain disturbing images. Viewer's discretion is advised.

Still crying from all the laughter? Make sure to check Chris's site out for more hilarious videos!! http://eeeugh.blogspot.com/

Shammy and Pruni

After chatting with Srish and Pram after a long time...

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Auto response from S R I S H D M: I have the BESTEST friends..!! I love you Suni & Prammy = Pruni?

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Auto response from dularibeti: and I love Sheeru and Prammy! = SHAMMY?? =-O

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aoww rosie

Two crazy chickadees

dularibeti: lol im cracking up
S R I S H D M: :-P
S R I S H D M: are uuuuuuuuuu hatching
dularibeti: lol
S R I S H D M: bwahahahaah get it:-\ cracking up
dularibeti: kya?
dularibeti: AAAAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahaaha
S R I S H D M: man i AM stupid:-(
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: aaw
dularibeti: that's my kinda joke
dularibeti: or should i say... my kinda YOKE
S R I S H D M: your my kinda joke
S R I S H D M: =-O
dularibeti: aaaaahaha
S R I S H D M: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
S R I S H D M: LOL
S R I S H D M: LOL
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: we're so stupid
S R I S H D M: you surely do complete me!

Boys will be boys!

Sunita: this girls in prison and she's beating the craapp out of this other lady
Chris: chick fight
Sunita: yeah
Chris: i remember seeing one in highschool
Sunita: lol really
Chris: yup
Sunita: why were they fighting?
Chris: who knows! it was a chick fight!!!
Sunita: hahaha
Chris: nobody cares about the REASON... c'mon suni...

Dating food

Heheh I love this crocodile...

Here's the premise before you read these: The crocodile is from the wild and now has set up a family in civilization. To his dismay, he moves next door to some zebras and his animal instincts get the better of him as he constantly tries to hunt them. His son, however, has a different view of the other species...







My Desi friends: Sound familar???

Great comic.. check it out!

(Vitali I tagged you in this because you're Pearls fan #1!)

You know you're a techie girl when... (Part 2)

You don't have a mirror, so you check your reflection using the back of your iPod.

Part 1

Why ask why??

Sunita: she's cute she had an australian accent
Chris: hehe
Chris: i like those accents
Sunita: lol
Sunita: aussie accents?
Chris: yup
Chris: or english accents
Sunita: nice
Sunita: why?!
Chris: i don't know... i just do
Chris: it's like you're asking me why i like applejacks............. i don't know....i just DO!!!

Farewell, my beautiful old template

It's been said that all good things must come to an end. TicTac Template, you will remain in our hearts forever.

Cloud temporarily out of order

Hi folks!

I don't know if some of you have noticed that your names don't get any bigger when I post something about you.. This is because I'm an idiot and I upgraded to blogger's new template.. long story short, cloud doesn't work no mo!!

Sssoooooo i'm going to take down my cloud and revamp pretty much the whole blog..all 331 posts, woohoo!! The new and improved cloud will be up soon for your viewing pleasure (I'm fairly certain that only 1 person including myself cares about this...)

Wish me luck!!!!

Another one of Chris's Disses

Chris: you sound perfectly retarded

Dillon's trick

DILLON1383: so
DILLON1383: is it just me or
DILLON1383: does it smell like updog in here
DILLON1383: :D
dularibeti: ok i'll bite
dularibeti: WHATS UPDOG?
DILLON1383: hahahahahahaha
DILLON1383: GOTCHA
DILLON1383: uh i mean...
DILLON1383: dang it
dularibeti: HAHAHAH
DILLON1383: nothin..
DILLON1383: how are you
dularibeti: lol

Significance

Dining in Dallas

Looking for a place to eat?? Check out George's restaurant review site Dining in Dallas. You can see great reviews and pictures of various dishes from many restaurants around Dallas.



ALSO, they're now offering bento boxes! Order yours today! :)

It's just like a Mini Mall!!

It's horribly mesmerizing...

Dillon's got jokes!

DILLON1383: haha i love this quote..
DILLON1383: "baroq: when you're out of monet"
DILLON1383: riddle me this batman...
DILLON1383: why cant you hear rabbits having sex?
dularibeti: hahaha
DILLON1383: lol
DILLON1383: u rock
DILLON1383: the joke hasnt even started and ur already laughing
dularibeti: hahaha im laughing out of BAROQ OUT OF MONET
dularibeti: aaaaha
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: ok i give up.. why, riddler
DILLON1383: hahaha
DILLON1383: oh! :D
DILLON1383: ... cotton balls
dularibeti: AAAAA
dularibeti: AAHAA

Nomenclature up!

dularibeti: (i lowe the word nomenclature :-X )
DILLON1383: you are nomencalture
dularibeti: hahahahh
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: instead of sayin 'word'
dularibeti: haha yes
DILLON1383: phil and i used to say
DILLON1383: 'nomenclature'
DILLON1383: like word up u kno
dularibeti: no way
dularibeti: awesome
DILLON1383: we'd be like nomenclature up
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAH

Shal's Presentation

So my sister gets me and Aluball to help her with her presentation.. as he's doing the slides from bottom up and i'm doing top down....

shalaynay persaud: i wish i thought of this before
shalaynay persaud: i thought of it yesterday
shalaynay persaud: if you wanna take a break..you can check the presentation for typos
Sunita: lol
Sunita: thanks
Sunita: slave driver

LOL I LOVE IT!

Way too awesome for its own good!From http://www.cafepress.com/allstuckup

dillondillon

DILLON1383: hihi :-)
DILLON1383: i dindt mean to say hi twice.. m ycomputer is just so slow
DILLON1383: that i typed hi
DILLON1383: and it didnt show up
DILLON1383: so i typed it again
DILLON1383: and yeah
dularibeti: LOL

Looney Suni

Sunita: hi crazy chris
Chris: hi, looney suni!

WAKAAWWW!!

AAAhhh classic! It never gets old...