Check out how the freakin little kid TOTALLY pushed the Indian kid down!!!! I think that should bring back repressed memories for all of us "brown" kids...
Monday, June 25, 2007
Mehndi... Daler Mehndi.
Me: I have two jobs for the wedding, but they're fun jobs! 1. Doing the Indian music and 2. Doing everyone's Mehndi
Me: I hope I don't get the two mixed up! Or else I'll be putting only Daler Mehndi on the Indian CDs...
Kevin: Yeah, or writing "bolo ta ra ra ra" on peoples hands!
Me: LOLLL
Crazy Skevin....
Me: I hope I don't get the two mixed up! Or else I'll be putting only Daler Mehndi on the Indian CDs...
Kevin: Yeah, or writing "bolo ta ra ra ra" on peoples hands!
Me: LOLLL
Crazy Skevin....
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Beatboxing flute remixes of "the classics"
This guy's awesome... but according to Colby...
Vahla: he should be passing out though, lol
Enjoy!
Vahla: he should be passing out though, lol
Enjoy!
Dillon's Truly Outrageous
dillon1383: i was like :o
dillon1383: JEEEEM
dularibeti: =-O u member jem??!?!?!?
dillon1383: doooo i
dillon1383: it's only the only thing i talk about all day
dularibeti: LOL!!!!
dillon1383: JEEEEM
dularibeti: =-O u member jem??!?!?!?
dillon1383: doooo i
dillon1383: it's only the only thing i talk about all day
dularibeti: LOL!!!!
Friday, June 22, 2007
Chris on Xena
Talkin about hot celebs...
Chris: i don't really think she is
Chris: actually there's not really any 'stars' that have made me crazy
Chris: ........ except maybe xena the warrior princess.... but she's not a star.... she's REAL.
Chris: i don't really think she is
Chris: actually there's not really any 'stars' that have made me crazy
Chris: ........ except maybe xena the warrior princess.... but she's not a star.... she's REAL.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Crotch Rockets...
*Disclaimer* If this falls into the wrong hands, don't be embarassed.... this is just for jokes!!
dularibeti: lol sabine
SBineOO7: lol suni
dularibeti: what the heck is a CROTCH ROCKET...............
dularibeti: do i want to know what that is?
dularibeti: or should i run away as fast as i can....
dularibeti: some dude at work just asked me if i like thos...
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: :P:::::::
SBineOO7: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
SBineOO7: its a motorcycle...but specifically one of those smaller faster sport bikes....not like a huge harley
dularibeti: oh.
dularibeti: thank god
SBineOO7: lol
dularibeti: u just saved that dude a sexual harassment suit
dularibeti: lol jk
SBineOO7: LOLLL
dularibeti: lol sabine
SBineOO7: lol suni
dularibeti: what the heck is a CROTCH ROCKET...............
dularibeti: do i want to know what that is?
dularibeti: or should i run away as fast as i can....
dularibeti: some dude at work just asked me if i like thos...
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: :P:::::::
SBineOO7: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
SBineOO7: its a motorcycle...but specifically one of those smaller faster sport bikes....not like a huge harley
dularibeti: oh.
dularibeti: thank god
SBineOO7: lol
dularibeti: u just saved that dude a sexual harassment suit
dularibeti: lol jk
SBineOO7: LOLLL
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Elmo joke!
Hehe thanks Vitali!
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Sunday, June 17, 2007
STD/ISD
SBineOO7: srish still no txt me back yet
dularibeti: boooo
SBineOO7: i std/isd her
dularibeti: .... u what?
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: lol
SBineOO7: i think its what they call the payfone in india
dularibeti: oooh
dularibeti: dude ur talkin to an abcdefg here
SBineOO7: i never knew what it was til i went to india as a kid
SBineOO7: and saw signs for STD/ISD everywhere
dularibeti: lol!
dularibeti: std??? really?
dularibeti: what does it stand for?
SBineOO7: im all like "whats the sexually transmitted disease independent school district" all about
dularibeti: hahahahaha
dularibeti: boooo
SBineOO7: i std/isd her
dularibeti: .... u what?
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: lol
SBineOO7: i think its what they call the payfone in india
dularibeti: oooh
dularibeti: dude ur talkin to an abcdefg here
SBineOO7: i never knew what it was til i went to india as a kid
SBineOO7: and saw signs for STD/ISD everywhere
dularibeti: lol!
dularibeti: std??? really?
dularibeti: what does it stand for?
SBineOO7: im all like "whats the sexually transmitted disease independent school district" all about
dularibeti: hahahahaha
Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 2)
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
GIRLY MAN!
HAHAHAHA!!!! I literally couldn't breath laughing at this!!! Srish you rock for sending this to me.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Wired Woes
User: "i'm a new intern. i can't get email"
Me: "is your outlook 'online?'"
User: "no it's disconnected"
Me: can you access the internet?
*checking*
User: "no."
Me: go into network connections and check the status of ur Local area connection
User: "it says network cable unplugged."
Me: is your ethernet cable plugged in?
User: "...no"
Me: "is your outlook 'online?'"
User: "no it's disconnected"
Me: can you access the internet?
*checking*
User: "no."
Me: go into network connections and check the status of ur Local area connection
User: "it says network cable unplugged."
Me: is your ethernet cable plugged in?
User: "...no"
Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 1)
The very first episode of Chris's super-awesome movie
This part, RISE OF THE SNUGGLE is about, "...an unsuspecting family that gets terrorized by something they least suspect..."
Make sure you have sound when you watch this!
Want to know what happens next??? Part 2 has been released!!
- SNUGGLE'S REVENGE -
brought to you by Conebone Productions.This part, RISE OF THE SNUGGLE is about, "...an unsuspecting family that gets terrorized by something they least suspect..."
Make sure you have sound when you watch this!
Want to know what happens next??? Part 2 has been released!!
Wireless woes
User: "I cant enable my wireless radio it says to hit fn and f2"
Me: "Hold down the fn key and type the f2 key once and then let go of both keys"
User: "I tried that, but I'll do it again."
Me: "OK"
User: "I did it."
Me: "Now go into 'View Available Wireless Networks' to see if you can see any networks."
User: "No, it says to enable the radio using fn and f2."
Me: "Go into the Intel utility and enable the wireless from there"
User: "I did that and it tells me to do fn and f2 again."
Me: "Hit THE FN key + F2 again."
User: "It doesn't work."
Me: "You're on a Dell laptop, right? Is your fn key blue?"
User: "They're white."
Me: "Tell me exactly what you're typing."
User: "The F key, the N key, and then the 2 key."
Me: ............................*click*
*I'd like to F key her!!*
Me: "Hold down the fn key and type the f2 key once and then let go of both keys"
User: "I tried that, but I'll do it again."
Me: "OK"
User: "I did it."
Me: "Now go into 'View Available Wireless Networks' to see if you can see any networks."
User: "No, it says to enable the radio using fn and f2."
Me: "Go into the Intel utility and enable the wireless from there"
User: "I did that and it tells me to do fn and f2 again."
Me: "Hit THE FN key + F2 again."
User: "It doesn't work."
Me: "You're on a Dell laptop, right? Is your fn key blue?"
User: "They're white."
Me: "Tell me exactly what you're typing."
User: "The F key, the N key, and then the 2 key."
Me: ............................*click*
*I'd like to F key her!!*
Cool Optical Illusion
From an email forward (Thanks Rybuoy!)
Take a look at the graphic below.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
Take a look at the graphic below.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
However if you stare at the black ' +' in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black '+ ' in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
Now, concentrate on the black '+ ' in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
Monday, June 11, 2007
The Incredibles Concert
Some pictures and videos from the amazing concert 
So many Indians!!!
Patiently waiting
"What the hull???"
And now, time to start the show!!!
Kailash Kher
Asha ji's entrance - Dum maro dum
Thumbs up yaar!
Ashaji
Asha Bhosle Telling stories and singing a medley
In Aankhon Ki Masti - amazing!
Singing "Jhalak Dhiklaja" :)
Singing Chura Liya Hai Tumne and the crowd singing along
Sonu Nigam!
Before the show... my mom and I
So many Indians!!!
Patiently waiting
"What the hull???"
And now, time to start the show!!!
Kailash Kher
Asha ji's entrance - Dum maro dum
Thumbs up yaar!
Ashaji
Asha Bhosle Telling stories and singing a medley
In Aankhon Ki Masti - amazing!
Singing "Jhalak Dhiklaja" :)
Singing Chura Liya Hai Tumne and the crowd singing along
Sonu Nigam!
Sonu Nigam's Entrance - Tumse Milke Dil Ka
*To come-Aaja Soniye*
*To come-New and Old*
*To come-Aaja Soniye*
*To come-New and Old*
Saturday, June 09, 2007
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