Zooology???

herpes786: OMG
herpes786: colby likes
herpes786: walks in
herpes786: and goes
herpes786: "So i have to write a paper on Voles tonight...they're like Moles...but with a V"
herpes786: i'm looking them up now
dularibeti: what are they?
herpes786: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole
dularibeti: o wiki how i love thee
dularibeti: ewwie
dularibeti: i dont like voles
herpes786: haha
dularibeti: why does he have to write a paper on those
herpes786: gooood question
herpes786: he's taking Vology?
dularibeti: The average life of a vole is 3–6 months.
dularibeti: aaw :-(
herpes786: Voology
dularibeti: HAHAHAH VOLOGY
dularibeti: hahahaha
herpes786: wait..that would mean like
dularibeti: i believe the correct term
herpes786: Zoology
dularibeti: is voleology
herpes786: is really pronounced
herpes786: Zoh-ology
herpes786: Zoo-ology needs 3 o's...
herpes786: right?
herpes786: RIHGT?
herpes786: 1
dularibeti: lolllllllllll
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
herpes786: IT:S CRAZY!
dularibeti: hahahah

Sabine's away message

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Auto response from SBineOO7: thats what ur MOM said

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aawwwww AJAY

ThermalZeal: Wait till i turn 21...then i will take you girls out to all the hot spots...

SNAP CRACKLE POP!!!!

herpes786: what if we lived in a world
herpes786: where cereal box mascots came to life
herpes786: and battled ala gladiator style
herpes786: count chocula would own
herpes786: rotf the honey nut cheerios bee would get raped
dularibeti: HAHA
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol that's hilarious
dularibeti: what about tony the tiger
herpes786: man i was soo thinking tony
dularibeti: hahha
herpes786: he'd stomp
dularibeti: and tucan sam
herpes786: i'd ride him into the arena
herpes786: hahahahahah
dularibeti: hahah
herpes786: haha
herpes786: omg
dularibeti: HAHAHA ride him into the arena
herpes786: fruit loops lol
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol... nuff said
herpes786: tucan sam vs. the fruity pebbles
herpes786: what if like
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: what about the lucky charm leprechan
herpes786: the cereal itself fought
dularibeti: ...
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: corn pops would own
herpes786: like a cheery O
herpes786: vs.
dularibeti: hahaha
herpes786: a coca pebble
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: lololll
herpes786: cocoa*
herpes786: we're so stupid
herpes786: lol
herpes786: what a dumb idea sunita
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: that's a great idea
herpes786: you're right
dularibeti: im gonna learn cgi JUST so i can create that
herpes786: hahhahh
dularibeti: hahah

Anoushka Shankar

Anoushka Shankar's amazing performance at a Concert for George Harrison in 2003.

Vimal's Formal Date

dularibeti: oh btw
dularibeti: ur date
dularibeti: is gonna look smokin hot
knightrider1035: haha
dularibeti: i kno wat dress she's wearing
knightrider1035: thanks, im taking a mirror
dularibeti: LOLLLL
knightrider1035: and i will look smoken
knightrider1035: haha

True Love

dularibeti: now im sad
dularibeti: my soup is done :-(
WuChelli: whyyy
WuChelli: awwww
WuChelli: here have my arm
dularibeti: AAWWWWWWWWWWW
dularibeti: das tru love rite there
dularibeti: aaww
WuChelli: *holds out arm and closes eyes*
dularibeti: aawwwwwwwwww
WuChelli: love u na

I should get that checked out...

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: i got an email
dularibeti: from some doctor
dularibeti: who says he has something for my penile dysfunction
dularibeti: it sounds legit
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
DILLON1383: wow
DILLON1383: these emails
DILLON1383: are just so on the money
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahah
DILLON1383: if anyone has penile dysfunction
DILLON1383: it's you
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: it's so dysfunctional it's practically non existant

ABC News - Man with Living Twin born Inside of him!

Unbelievable story!!! Check this out.. All credit goes to Anu!

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

What the Truck lol

dularibeti: omg
dularibeti: imt alkin to someone from l'oreal
dularibeti: troubleshooting
criscross1182: lol! wowww
dularibeti: she thinks turning off her monitor is the same as rebooting the computer
dularibeti: ......
criscross1182: ...........ahhh hahahahahaaaa
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i had to break it down
dularibeti: i was like "ok on the box with the cd player on it...
criscross1182: lol...what the truck
dularibeti: hold down the power button"
dularibeti: "what does the power button look like"
dularibeti: ...?!!?!
criscross1182: oh wow.
dularibeti: "it's a circle with a notch cut out of it"
criscross1182: how has she survived this long?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i know
dularibeti: how are there still ppl like that in the world
dularibeti: sigh
dularibeti: keeps us in business i guess
criscross1182: lol
dularibeti: lol
criscross1182: that's true
criscross1182: you just got paid to tell someone how to shut off a PC
dularibeti: lol

Just in time for Valentines Day

How cute is Srish

S R I S H D M: okie cutie 3.14

Arjun and Arvi

Arjun is tooooo cute man!!! Here's a video of him dancing at Chandini's sweet 16 bday party.. Can't see it too well after the youtube upload, but you can kinda make out Arvi shaking his groove thing lol...


Here's one of Arjun after he learned a new move from Uncle Poto's son lol... he didn't get the full 360 spin down yet tho hahah he has to do 2 180s.. too cute!!!

Larry on diarrhea

XSirocco: my friend was telling me he had diarrhea today..
XSirocco: me: sorry you had a shitty day
XSirocco: hahaha
dularibeti: LOLOLLLLLLLLLLL
dularibeti: hahahahahahahaha
dularibeti: o man

Radhi Padhi Puddin N Pie!

Radhi1016: our classes got cancelled today!!!!
Radhi1016: its snowin its snowin the ole man is flowin!
dularibeti: hahahah
Radhi1016: whatchyoo doin
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: mifa and i are laughing
dularibeti: at ur ole man is flowin
dularibeti: im just hangin out at the apt!!!
dularibeti: no school and work yayyyyyyyy
Radhi1016: yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Radhi1016: flowin means rappin right
Radhi1016: kinda like bustin out rhymes
Radhi1016: lol
Radhi1016: get it
Radhi1016: er
Radhi1016: wait i dont think I get it

The way to my heart

dularibeti: whenever i call my order ahead he's like "ooo sunniittaaaa"
SupaSane169: oh yeaaaaaaaaaa
SupaSane169: hook it up
dularibeti: im like ya uh huh gimme some free raita
dularibeti: hahaha
SupaSane169: i'll take you to roti grill
dularibeti: ok
SupaSane169: hahhaha
SupaSane169: you and your free raita
SupaSane169: is that all i need to get to your heart
SupaSane169: RAITA
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: yes!
dularibeti: o man i loveee that stuff
dularibeti: feed me raita while singing hindi songs and you'll have me for life
dularibeti: lol
SupaSane169: i ant sinng
dularibeti: this is why we'd never work sane
SupaSane169: booooooo
SupaSane169: i can cook
dularibeti: i cant cook and u cant sing
SupaSane169: made for each other
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: ok i dont think ur getting it
dularibeti: hah

Amazing rendition of Pachelbel's Canon in D

I usually don't like rock versions of classics, but this one blew me away!!!

Check it out > Ramblings of a Deranged Mallu's Blog

Vani's adventures in computer science

XPunkin125X: i took a CS class..dotn ask..and the prof said java an i was like why is he talking about coffee?

What will they think of next!!!

Crazy Brits

dularibeti: perfect weather
dularibeti: i wanna go out and play
XPunkin125X: lol
XPunkin125X: go skip to ur loo
XPunkin125X: ew i just thoght of something
XPunkin125X: in england does "skip to ur loo" mean skip to the potty?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahahahahaha

Larry's published!!

CONGRATS Larry!!! So proud :)

http://www.springerlink.com/content/5t41h22220064456/

Playas on words

dularibeti: do u want a tater tot?
dularibeti: i got some
dularibeti: :-)
XSirocco: oooh
XSirocco: sure!
XSirocco: got some ketchup?
dularibeti: no
dularibeti: :- XSirocco: was it you were talking about with about writing with packs of ketchup cuz you didn't have a pen?
dularibeti: but it's the "tot" that counts!
dularibeti: LOL
XSirocco: it was right?
XSirocco: hahahahhahahaha
dularibeti: HAHAHA yes
dularibeti: it was
XSirocco: the "tot"
XSirocco: hahahahaha
dularibeti: )
dularibeti: :-)
XSirocco: blog that :-D
dularibeti: stole that joke from the whataburger bag
dularibeti: u blog it
dularibeti: :-D
XSirocco: oh
XSirocco: d'oh
XSirocco: no blog :-\
dularibeti: :- XSirocco: aww
XSirocco: i'll get you some ketchup if you smile
XSirocco: :-D
XSirocco: or wine, you want some wine, we have wine in the kitchen haha
dularibeti: brb
dularibeti: k
dularibeti: sorry had a call
dularibeti: what did i miss
dularibeti: let me "ketchup"
dularibeti: AAHAHAHAAHAH
dularibeti: :-D
XSirocco: hahahaha
XSirocco: you nut
dularibeti: :-)
XSirocco: you don't need anymore wine
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: im high on life
dularibeti: and this weed i got rite here doesnt hurt either

Rubes is punny

The adventures of ita and ita

LiMBuZZ: anyway
LiMBuZZ: so
LiMBuZZ: what's the plan?
dularibeti: about??
LiMBuZZ: iono lol
dularibeti: lolll
dularibeti: ur funny
dularibeti: lol
LiMBuZZ: just trying to strike conversation
dularibeti: ur like "iono..i was hoping u knew what i was talkin bout"
dularibeti: hahaha
LiMBuZZ: lol
LiMBuZZ: exxactly.
LiMBuZZ: hahahahaah
dularibeti: welll nirmita
dularibeti: ya iono wat the plan is either
dularibeti: :-\
dularibeti: you'll be the first to kno tho
dularibeti: when i figure it out
dularibeti: haha
LiMBuZZ: welllll center-of-the-galaxy-ita
LiMBuZZ: lol
LiMBuZZ: that's wonderful to hear
dularibeti: hahahahh
dularibeti: hahahahahahaah
dularibeti: i just got that
dularibeti: LOL

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dularibeti: so nirmita
dularibeti: what would jesus do?
dularibeti: (trying to strike convo also)
LiMBuZZ: well,
LiMBuZZ: he would divide the ocean
LiMBuZZ: and free the jews
LiMBuZZ: and then die on a cross for your sins
LiMBuZZ: something along those lines
dularibeti: hahahahaha
dularibeti: hahahahaha
LiMBuZZ: and if you don't believe this, then you're going to burn in the fiery pits of hell
LiMBuZZ: but not to worry
LiMBuZZ: you can be my roommate there :)
LiMBuZZ: i hear rent's cheaper
dularibeti: hahahahahahahha
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: at least i kno i have a place to stay
dularibeti: that's half the battle
LiMBuZZ: you knwo what
LiMBuZZ: you bring out the funny in mea
LiMBuZZ: me*
LiMBuZZ: i went back and read this
LiMBuZZ: and i'm funny!
LiMBuZZ: i'm not usually so

Shrek CHUTNEY style!!!

THIS IS AWESOME!! OMG Thanks for showing me this Raj!! The whole thing is hilarious!!!



And just for good measure...

YAY!

Makes me happy :) I'm the luckiest girl in the world!!!

Blasphemy!!!

Amitabh to play Gabbar Singh in Ram Gopal Varma's remake of Sholay!

Does this seem wrong to anyone else?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram_Gopal_Varma_Ke_Sholay

Silly Srishti

S R I S H D M: do u tilt ur head sometimes when u type in italics?
dularibeti: HAHAHAHA
S R I S H D M: no? okay me either
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
S R I S H D M: :-X
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: :-D
dularibeti: i like u

Dilly's impersonation

Dilly's impersonation of HIRO from Heroes :)

DILLON1383: {{{(>.<)}}} <--Hiro does the shake

DILLON1383: (o.o) <--Hiro looks around

DILLON1383: \(^o^)/ <--Hiro ends up in NY! Closed Captioning for the Heroes-impaired brought to you by Tropicana.

HP and the Order of the Phoenix

It's Heeerrreeee!!! View the trailer for the new Harry Potter movie coming out in July!!!

Larry's advice

XSirocco: you tell her to parlez vous shutthehellup