Invocation of Big Momma

Chris: that's better.
Sunita: yo momma's better
Sunita: :o
Chris: ........... why are you invoking the name of radhi??
Sunita:: LOL
Sunita: lolll
Chris: lol
Sunita: you're an invocation
Chris: lol YOU'RE a proclamation
Sunita: ur a declaration!!!!!!
Chris:: of emancipation origin.
Sunita:: LOLLL
Sunita:: haha

Learn Chinese

hahaha o mannn these crack me up.. thanks for the forward srish!

1) That's not right................ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? .. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? ....... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.......... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone........ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight........... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great.......................... Fa Kin Su Pah

Shailah's funny faces

The Anirood Persaud Vedic Library

The United Arya Samaj Foundation has named its Vedic library in honor of my Aja (Paternal Grandfather)--Anirood Persaud. It's a great feeling of pride to see his contributions being recognized in this form. I'm sure Aja would be very touched at this gesture by the UASF as he worked at a library and valued education above all else. :)

Library Named to Honor Anirood Persaud  

  L to R:
Pt. Ramlall, Bahen Mayia, Sista Vashti (My cousin), Pt. Ramesh (My uncle),
Sharda Chachee (My Aunt), Bahen Geeta,
Bhai Dev (curent President--My uncle), Bhai Gangaram, and Pt. Shivraj

New York, May 11, 2007 The Arya Samaj USA Mandir named its library in honor of Anirood Persaud, the father of Ravi Dev, former Member of Parliament in Guyana Persaud passed away in February 2005 in Queens. He had been living in the U.S for the last 20 years and was lifetime member of the mandir.

Anirood Persaud, was a sugar worker at Uitvlugt estate. Because of the early social militancy of the Arya Samaj movements which he joined a youth, he became politically active and was a avid follower of Dr Jagan in the early 1950s’.

The late Persaud attended Mandir regularly and always sat quickly at the back. After mandir services, he would rush off to his job at the Queens Public Library. Arya Samaj USA was an integral part of his life. The mandir gave invaluable spiritual sustenance and inspiration to his life during his stay in the US , the family told executives of the mandir. His wife had a desire for his name to be associated with this mandir in a tangible way for perpetuity.

The mandir’s executive said they agreed to name the library after Persaud because of his enormous contribution to Arya Samaj and his commitment to the causes of the mandir. He gave invaluable advise on the development and progress of the mandir.

The library is now called “The Anirood Persaud Vedic Library.”

The mandir’s library is open on Sundays when the temple holds its weekly services for worshippers. There is a large selection of Vedic Books in English on the Vedas, Yoga, children and SANSKRIT-HINDI DICTIONARY. Some of the books in the library’s collections are Satyarth Prakash, Sanskaar Vedi, Life Teaching of Swami Dayananda. The Library is open to members for at no charge. Books can be borrowed for two weeks.

One objective behind the library is to educate members, especially the youth, on the Arya Samaj faith. Children are urged to visit the library and take out books for their educational advancement. The library is collecting books. If anyone wishes to donate Hindu books to the Library please call (718) 849-9818 or write to Arya Samaj USA,110-17 101 Ave. Richmond Hill , NY 11419.

Penguin woes

Funny baby laughter

FURIOUS George!!!

LOL I love it.

Good luck, Shal.... Good luck

Aluball17: do you know how much i want my kid to be a magician

Talk about feeling unaccomplished!!

ROSECRIMSON7: making metal organic frameworks
ROSECRIMSON7: different ones
ROSECRIMSON7: trying to store hydrogen
ROSECRIMSON7: i made one with copper
ROSECRIMSON7: and a new ligand
ROSECRIMSON7: and it can store hydrogen
ROSECRIMSON7: what do u kno
ROSECRIMSON7: lol
ROSECRIMSON7: how much it can hold
ROSECRIMSON7: i still dont know
ROSECRIMSON7: lol
ROSECRIMSON7: so what r ur summer plans?
dularibeti: ummm im just gonna watch some tv...

Dillon's "Heroes power"

DILLON1383: :-((
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: aawwwwwww
dularibeti: i thin i'd probably disintegrate if i ever saw u frown
dularibeti: think*
dularibeti: so i need flat abs by july 29th
dularibeti: how do you suggest i go about doing that
DILLON1383: awww
DILLON1383: well i guess i could frown at ur tummy
dularibeti: loooooollll
DILLON1383: >:-|
DILLON1383: anything?
dularibeti: lol!!
dularibeti: haahahaa WOAAAHHHHH
dularibeti: HAAH???
dularibeti: it's working!
DILLON1383: >:-{
DILLON1383: HHAHHAAHA
DILLON1383: shaaadaap!
DILLON1383: leme try harder
dularibeti: yeah!
DILLON1383: {{{>o<}}}
dularibeti: HHAHAHAHAA
DILLON1383: o.o

Friendship

GRADUATION!!!

The conferring of the degrees...


The walking to the stage...


The getting of the degree...


The turning of the tassels...


Teeheehee here's one of Srish Pram and Dill singing our Alma Mater!

SuniRider

Chris: maybe i can live out my dream of owning KITT by sitting in the back seat while ur driving
Chris: and talking to you
Sunita: LOL!
Sunita: wait why am i driving?
Chris: b/c you look more like David Hasslehoff, silly!
Sunita: LOL!

Superman and Spiderwoman

Wow........ I have no words......

Brown Skinned Hash

Aluball17: so mcdonalds has this thing
Aluball17:: that shalini got this morning
Aluball17: a brown skinned hash
Aluball17: A BROWN SKINNED HASH .... i was about to say ... your a brown skinned hash and then all of a sudden i said in a defeated voice - "i'm a brown skinned hash"
dularibeti: hjaahahaha
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: seriously???? it's called a brown skinned hash???
Aluball17: dude ... i couldn't believe it
dularibeti: that's basically a brown skinned aloo dude
Aluball17: yea that's my point ... i been watching my back ... if you don't hear from me again
Aluball17: make sure you tell the world my story
dularibeti: lol!

dularibeti: mannn u are on a ROLL recently.. ur being blogged
Aluball17: lol dude ... this is a serious situation
Aluball17: they may realize this is copyright infringement and take me out
Aluball17: you know how these big companies do
Aluball17: i can imagine grimace as the hit man
Aluball17: or better the hamberglar ... :-O he got gloves and everything
dularibeti:: brb
dularibeti: AAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahaha GRIMACE

Petite, like a Potato

Sometimes it's all about the Weng Weng...

Soca or DIE

Aluball17: we up in dat ...we up in dat ...we up in dat ...we up in dat ...
dularibeti: ....
Aluball17: jump up
Aluball17: guess the genre
Aluball17: lol
Aluball17: redundant and then tell givin the directive to jump
Aluball17: do they get a textbook of what to do to make a soca song
Aluball17: :-)
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: lol!
Aluball17: it gets even better
Aluball17: soca or die
Aluball17: isn't that a little drastic

Binary Chatting

DILLON1383: 0
DILLON1383: this is where u say "1"

Dear Freshmen,

For your whole life, you think you're good at something...
......until you major in it.

IT homework

Ashwin SHANKAR: what r u studying for again??
Sunita: strategy
Ashwin SHANKAR: oh the take home
Sunita: that take home
Ashwin SHANKAR: outsource it

Remember MINKUS??

Chris: oh shut up MINKUS
Sunita: hahahahahahahaha
Sunita: aaahahahaah
Sunita: oommggg
Chris: whatever happened to HIM
Sunita: you made me SPIT OUT my pizzaaa
Chris: LOL
Chris: way to go

Coincidence or Conspiracy: Episode 1

COINCIDENCE? OR CONSPIRACY?

Brave Young Man Makes Controversial Exposé

LUBBOCK, Texas - Christopher Mathew, 24, thought he was just winding down the day in front of his television set when he switched the channel to major cable television network Animal Planet.

Never in his wildest dreams could he have imagined what he was about to see.

"I was shocked," cried Mathew, shuddering as he recalled the calamity. "...sorda scared actually." He tried to explain to his family and friends the events that he witnessed, but that effort was fruitless. Mathew then took matters into his own hands by creating a break-through film exposing one of the most carefully guarded secrets in the history of the world.

Web Exclusive!!!

You can now view "Coincidence or Conspiracy," the phenomenon that shook the nation, in its entirety right here on The New Dork Times.
May contain disturbing images. Viewer's discretion is advised.

Still crying from all the laughter? Make sure to check Chris's site out for more hilarious videos!! http://eeeugh.blogspot.com/

Shammy and Pruni

After chatting with Srish and Pram after a long time...

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Auto response from S R I S H D M: I have the BESTEST friends..!! I love you Suni & Prammy = Pruni?

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Auto response from dularibeti: and I love Sheeru and Prammy! = SHAMMY?? =-O

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aoww rosie

Two crazy chickadees

dularibeti: lol im cracking up
S R I S H D M: :-P
S R I S H D M: are uuuuuuuuuu hatching
dularibeti: lol
S R I S H D M: bwahahahaah get it:-\ cracking up
dularibeti: kya?
dularibeti: AAAAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahaaha
S R I S H D M: man i AM stupid:-(
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: aaw
dularibeti: that's my kinda joke
dularibeti: or should i say... my kinda YOKE
S R I S H D M: your my kinda joke
S R I S H D M: =-O
dularibeti: aaaaahaha
S R I S H D M: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
S R I S H D M: LOL
S R I S H D M: LOL
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: we're so stupid
S R I S H D M: you surely do complete me!

Boys will be boys!

Sunita: this girls in prison and she's beating the craapp out of this other lady
Chris: chick fight
Sunita: yeah
Chris: i remember seeing one in highschool
Sunita: lol really
Chris: yup
Sunita: why were they fighting?
Chris: who knows! it was a chick fight!!!
Sunita: hahaha
Chris: nobody cares about the REASON... c'mon suni...

Dating food

Heheh I love this crocodile...

Here's the premise before you read these: The crocodile is from the wild and now has set up a family in civilization. To his dismay, he moves next door to some zebras and his animal instincts get the better of him as he constantly tries to hunt them. His son, however, has a different view of the other species...







My Desi friends: Sound familar???

Great comic.. check it out!

(Vitali I tagged you in this because you're Pearls fan #1!)

You know you're a techie girl when... (Part 2)

You don't have a mirror, so you check your reflection using the back of your iPod.

Part 1

Why ask why??

Sunita: she's cute she had an australian accent
Chris: hehe
Chris: i like those accents
Sunita: lol
Sunita: aussie accents?
Chris: yup
Chris: or english accents
Sunita: nice
Sunita: why?!
Chris: i don't know... i just do
Chris: it's like you're asking me why i like applejacks............. i don't know....i just DO!!!

Farewell, my beautiful old template

It's been said that all good things must come to an end. TicTac Template, you will remain in our hearts forever.

Cloud temporarily out of order

Hi folks!

I don't know if some of you have noticed that your names don't get any bigger when I post something about you.. This is because I'm an idiot and I upgraded to blogger's new template.. long story short, cloud doesn't work no mo!!

Sssoooooo i'm going to take down my cloud and revamp pretty much the whole blog..all 331 posts, woohoo!! The new and improved cloud will be up soon for your viewing pleasure (I'm fairly certain that only 1 person including myself cares about this...)

Wish me luck!!!!

Another one of Chris's Disses

Chris: you sound perfectly retarded

Dillon's trick

DILLON1383: so
DILLON1383: is it just me or
DILLON1383: does it smell like updog in here
DILLON1383: :D
dularibeti: ok i'll bite
dularibeti: WHATS UPDOG?
DILLON1383: hahahahahahaha
DILLON1383: GOTCHA
DILLON1383: uh i mean...
DILLON1383: dang it
dularibeti: HAHAHAH
DILLON1383: nothin..
DILLON1383: how are you
dularibeti: lol

Significance

Dining in Dallas

Looking for a place to eat?? Check out George's restaurant review site Dining in Dallas. You can see great reviews and pictures of various dishes from many restaurants around Dallas.



ALSO, they're now offering bento boxes! Order yours today! :)

It's just like a Mini Mall!!

It's horribly mesmerizing...

Dillon's got jokes!

DILLON1383: haha i love this quote..
DILLON1383: "baroq: when you're out of monet"
DILLON1383: riddle me this batman...
DILLON1383: why cant you hear rabbits having sex?
dularibeti: hahaha
DILLON1383: lol
DILLON1383: u rock
DILLON1383: the joke hasnt even started and ur already laughing
dularibeti: hahaha im laughing out of BAROQ OUT OF MONET
dularibeti: aaaaha
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: ok i give up.. why, riddler
DILLON1383: hahaha
DILLON1383: oh! :D
DILLON1383: ... cotton balls
dularibeti: AAAAA
dularibeti: AAHAA

Nomenclature up!

dularibeti: (i lowe the word nomenclature :-X )
DILLON1383: you are nomencalture
dularibeti: hahahahh
DILLON1383: LOL
DILLON1383: instead of sayin 'word'
dularibeti: haha yes
DILLON1383: phil and i used to say
DILLON1383: 'nomenclature'
DILLON1383: like word up u kno
dularibeti: no way
dularibeti: awesome
DILLON1383: we'd be like nomenclature up
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAH

Shal's Presentation

So my sister gets me and Aluball to help her with her presentation.. as he's doing the slides from bottom up and i'm doing top down....

shalaynay persaud: i wish i thought of this before
shalaynay persaud: i thought of it yesterday
shalaynay persaud: if you wanna take a break..you can check the presentation for typos
Sunita: lol
Sunita: thanks
Sunita: slave driver

LOL I LOVE IT!

Way too awesome for its own good!From http://www.cafepress.com/allstuckup

dillondillon

DILLON1383: hihi :-)
DILLON1383: i dindt mean to say hi twice.. m ycomputer is just so slow
DILLON1383: that i typed hi
DILLON1383: and it didnt show up
DILLON1383: so i typed it again
DILLON1383: and yeah
dularibeti: LOL

Looney Suni

Sunita: hi crazy chris
Chris: hi, looney suni!

WAKAAWWW!!

AAAhhh classic! It never gets old...