Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I like messing with Shal

Shal: hallo
Shal:
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Sunita:
creepy?
Shal: Art
Shal:

Sunita:
i dont get it
Shal: ok..how about this one?
Sunita: explain it!
Shal:
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
Sunita:
i dont like these jokes.. they scare me
Shal:
Matt
Shal:
lol
Shal:

Sunita:
.................
Shal:
forget it
Sunita:
boooooo get off the staggeeee

Happy Raksha Bandhan to me!

Vedendra Persaud: ya
Sunita: I have to tell you something!
Vedendra Persaud: ya
Sunita: HAPPY RAKHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Vedendra Persaud: thank you
Sunita: you're my brother so pretend like i'm tying it on you
Sunita: since i'm not there :(
Vedendra Persaud: ok
Vedendra Persaud: I got to tell you something too
Vedendra Persaud: go to http://www.pleoworld.com/
Vedendra Persaud: and
Vedendra Persaud: http://www.pleoworld.com/discover

Monday, August 20, 2007

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Typecasting

Varnie: Yesterday bro rocky was over an I was sittin on our front step with arjun wen my chinese neighbor pulled into his driveway..so when arjun saw him he yelled "MOM THE CHINEY FOOD IS HERE" lol im pretty sure my neighbor heard him...it was really funny

Friday, August 10, 2007

Ohhhhh Radhhiiiii

Chris: hey radhi, do you know how to play poker?
Radhi: uh YU
Radhi: who doesnt doood
Chris: wanna play with me and suni
Chris: some people don't
Radhi: i cant
Chris: why not?
Radhi: i dont know how to play.
Sunita: lol!
Chris: ...........
Chris: LOL

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Bored at work

This is what Vani and I are forced to do while we're bored at work...

Love Wiley's Dictionary

They should make a real version of it!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

the iBoob

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Shivana Persaud
To: "Singh, Ryan A HS", Sunita Persaud
Sent: Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:32:32 AM
Subject: what will apple think of next...

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Performances from Rosita and Raj's Wedding

Shal's dance to "Dama Dam Mast" and "Daag Na Lag Jaye." Thanks Radhi!!


Dev singing "Chandi Jaisa Rang,"


My Dad singing "Dulhan Se Tumhaara,"

Richard's joke

Q: What do you call a potato killer?
A: Aloo Choka!!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Want some dirt?

A real craigslist listing!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Radhi's preference

Big Momma: i hate chest hair.
Big Momma: ESPECIALLY on guys.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Math

C/O Jose via Vitali :)

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Radhi's skills

Sunita: ok go eat
Big Momma: theyre very healthy for u
Big Momma:
u go eat

Big Momma: some figs
Big Momma: jig
Sunita: talk to u when u get back, healthy snack
Big Momma: LOL
Big Momma: wow.
Sunita: hah
Sunita: that was pretty awesome
Big Momma: k bye u bugger fly.
Big Momma: not as awesome as my numchuck skills.
Sunita: LOL
Sunita: hahaha

Friday, July 13, 2007

A Corny joke.

Chris: ..........what did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Sunita: ummmmm what?
Chris: where's POP corn???

Cruel Irony

S R I S H D M: come back back come!
dularibeti: hi!
S R I S H D M: ?!?!? back come:-\
S R I S H D M: i wrote that wrong
dularibeti: HAHAHA
dularibeti: haha
S R I S H D M: suni i really honestly think im getting dumber
dularibeti: why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell
S R I S H D M: like seriously
S R I S H D M: LOL
S R I S H D M: LOL
dularibeti: i bet ppl who have that condition are so fed up w/it
S R I S H D M: hahahhahaha
dularibeti: cause u KNOW they have trouble in the first place
dularibeti: so wrong.. it's like they're mocking them
S R I S H D M: hahahahahah LOL
S R I S H D M: man thats true
S R I S H D M: u should be a lawyer!
dularibeti: hey im gonna blog that!
dularibeti: i was funny just now!

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 3)

It's finally done!! Watch the brilliant resolution to the Snuggle's Revenge trilogy here. If you like what you see, be sure to check out the rest of Chris's videos at http://eeeugh.blogspot.com/

Make sure you see Part 1 and Part 2 first!!!

Stay tuned for hilarious bloopers at the end.. Enjoy!


Made me LOL!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

A Subaltern History

Written by Ravi Dev for KN 2-27-05

History, the saying goes, is written by conquerors. Looking at the texts handed down to us, one may add that it is actually written by the elite of the conquerors. I still well remember my earliest history book, An Outline of English History, that only considered events directly associated with the Kings and Queens of England, as worthy of mention. Ordinary folks who struggled and died in their millions were mere fodder and footnotes. Later, even Marxist historians who rejected this perspective, ignored Hegel’s distinction between “events” and “actions” and lumped the makers of history as anonymous classes that responded to historical “forces”. Of recent, there has been an attempted rectification of this jaundiced historiography by some historians who take a “subaltern” perspective. That is, to look at the contributions of the ordinary folks, in effectuating change – independently of the men on horseback and other elites. They remember too, that there can only be dialectics in consciousness.

I was reminded of these opposing views of “history makers” on the recent death of my father. As a subaltern, he will almost certainly not make it in the history books – but just as certainly I know that he played his part in shaping history. My father’s history actually begun on the East Coast, where his widowed Aja (paternal grandfather) was expelled from Plantation Mon Repos for some infraction. This was not an uncommon subaltern experience. The old man brought his son to Uitvlugt on the West Coast to start a new life. My father was born in the logees of field “Letter A” during the mid 1920’s just after the end of indentureship in 1921. By the time he was twelve the worldwide Great Depression of the 30’s had plunged sugar and the Caribbean into despair and rebellion. He was forced to leave school at the fourth standard and begin working at Plantain Uitvlugt, where a year later four striking workers were gunned down in neighbouring Leonora. The sacrifices such young “subaltern” men across the sugar industry would lead to grudging reforms. History was inexorably changed by them.

The greatest change that was effectuated by my father’s generation, and still unacknowledged - much less examined by the official historians - is the remarkable reforms they made in the social institutions brought by their forbears from India. The recent controversy generated by claims made by Dr. Kean Gibson on the role of the Hindu caste system in Guyanese politics is a perfect illustration of this elitist perspective. It is uncontroverted that after 800 years of foreign rule, the social structures – including the caste system - had acquired many deformities in India, by the 19th century. By the mid-century the Arya Samaj (Noble Society) was one of several Hindu responses to reform itself. Several missionaries had visited Guyana from early the 20th century but the arrival of Professor Bhashkaranand in 1937 was crucial in spreading its rejection of “caste” by birth, acceptance of education of women (including becoming priests) and the inculcation of a broad social conscience.

Clem Seecharan has claimed that while the Ramayana was a central text in the lives of the Hindu immigrants, he said they did not conduct exegeses of such texts. I beg to differ. In ever logee settlement, by the 1930’s, there was a Ramayana “gol” (circle) with an individual who gave the “arth” or exegesis. My grandfather was one such individual in Uitvlugt and he left a life-long insistence for intellectual pursuit and rigour – and the Hindu demand for its application in one’s life. My father was proudest of the fact that his father traveled to Georgetown to search out Prof. Bhaskaranand, invite him to the logees of Uitvlugt and have him conduct a seven-evening lectures against the wishes of some orthodox Pandits and the Pln. Management. My father and quite a few of his peers became “Arya-Samajists”. His “Arya-Sameness” was more an attitude than anything else:

an attitude of questioning, a commitment to reason and an obsession with argumentation.
I am sure that there will be so many readers who will recognise instantly, the “hard-mouth” old-line “Samajists of whom I speak.I’ve come across them all over Guyana. While Samajists never became more than ten percent of the Hindu population in Guyana, their arguments, as much as anything else, contributed to the demise of the caste system. Dr. Gibson should research this subaltern history on caste.

My father’s post-WW2 generation was the first to make the mass-movement out of the Plantations onto the new housing schemes sponsored by the Jock Campbell of Bookers in the early 1950’s.

With their new social consciousness, not many of the men allowed their wives to work in the backdams and most swore to do their utmost that their children would never sink to that. My father was quite justly proud that in the end, he kept his word.
What made this achievement more remarkable was the fact that in the new schemes, with the improvement in sanitation, water supply, and health facilities, the children did not die like flies as in the previous generation and the families were extraordinarily large. The ten children in my family was a typical number. In the aggregate, their generation created the bulge in the Indian population that was to forever alter the demographics of Guyana and create a new political equation.

My father remembered Dr. Cheddie Jagan standing outside Plantation Uitvlugt, pointing to the Overseers quarters and announcing dramatically, “When we kick those White bastards out, you will live in those houses.” It was a standing indictment against my father by my Nana (maternal grandfather – who raised me from the age of six) that he (my father) voted for Dr. Jagan against Dr. Jang Bahadur Singh – the old Indian leader. It was not a coincidence that there were so many Arya Samajists among Dr. Jagan’s early following: their fire for social change had already been lit. During his retirement in New York, (when he pointed out that he achieved more in ten years amongst the hated White men of his youth) my father became quite cynical about Dr. Jagan and the PPP. He spent much of his last years arguing politics with any Guyanese he could strike up a conversation with along Jamaica Avenue. He was my respected advisor.

At our family reunions, he would look forward to giving his annual “charge”, which everyone in the more than 70-odd gathering took most seriously. As I reflect on his own life and of the arenas of life in which those individuals are engaged, and will be engaged, I can only proclaim once again, that this subaltern, my father, has indeed made history.

Poor Farzan!!!

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: do you know what farzan's email addy is?
herpes786: hi loser!
herpes786: gotcake?@iknowido.com
dularibeti: LOLOLL
dularibeti: hahah
*****
herpes786: man
herpes786: we were laughing too cause
herpes786: farzan walks in and goes
herpes786: "hey jose, i applied pythagoras' theorem today"
dularibeti: lol!
herpes786: he starts going on about how he used it when calculating some leaning ladder height or something
dularibeti: very nice!
herpes786: vitali and i were just like ...yeah right, you probably used it to determine the hypotenuse of some piece of cake you were eating
herpes786: on your way up this ladder
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: LOL
herpes786: lol

We Heart Farzan

dularibeti: oh sweet you are my zombie minion!
A D D wh0mp5: yup
A D D wh0mp5: i am ur slave
A D D wh0mp5: im a
A D D wh0mp5: sllaavveee for you
dularibeti: loll o man i'd pay to see u sing that
dularibeti: lol1
A D D wh0mp5: hahahahahahh
dularibeti: i miss the help desk :-(
A D D wh0mp5: really
dularibeti: yes
A D D wh0mp5: i do too
dularibeti: i dont know why but when i said that, i thought of what guy would actualy sing it
A D D wh0mp5: nothing will ever compare
A D D wh0mp5: farzan
dularibeti: and the first name i thought of was farzan
dularibeti: LOL
A D D wh0mp5: yupp
A D D wh0mp5: hahahh

Comics!

From "Speed Bump" hehe

From "The Quigmans" Lol.. love the suit and briefcase

Quotes for Women

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b *tch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Monday, July 09, 2007

New Nandu Pics!

Check out these adorable professional pics of Radhi's niece Nandini!! What a pretty little munchkin!

Radhi's Suggestion

Big Momma: you should roundhouse kick ure advisor AND the computer in the face.
Big Momma: just a suggestion.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Radhi and Rameshbhai

Radhi: LOL
Radhi: i LOVE him
Radhi: i just wnna give him some paan and hug him

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Absolutely Beautiful

Okay I stole this from Vani's painting, but it's so gorgeous!

Monday, July 02, 2007

A Great Man - Fred Rogers (1928 - 2003)

One of my favorite shows as a kid was Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. He was so genuine and caring. I think kids these days need more shows like his... I think I'll make a snappy new day!

Mr. Rogers speaking to Senate. You can see his passion for what he does and the power of his words.


Mr. Rogers' farewall

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Public Health Information Survey

Hey everyone,

Please take a few minutes and fill out this survey for Srish! It'll only take a few minutes and she (and I) would appreciate it!

Click Here for the survey

Thanks! :)

Monday, June 25, 2007

Sabine's birthday - Skating fun!

Check out how the freakin little kid TOTALLY pushed the Indian kid down!!!! I think that should bring back repressed memories for all of us "brown" kids...

Mehndi... Daler Mehndi.

Me: I have two jobs for the wedding, but they're fun jobs! 1. Doing the Indian music and 2. Doing everyone's Mehndi
Me: I hope I don't get the two mixed up! Or else I'll be putting only Daler Mehndi on the Indian CDs...
Kevin: Yeah, or writing "bolo ta ra ra ra" on peoples hands!
Me: LOLLL


Crazy Skevin....

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Beatboxing flute remixes of "the classics"

This guy's awesome... but according to Colby...
Vahla: he should be passing out though, lol

Enjoy!



Dillon's Truly Outrageous

dillon1383: i was like :o
dillon1383: JEEEEM
dularibeti: =-O u member jem??!?!?!?
dillon1383: doooo i
dillon1383: it's only the only thing i talk about all day
dularibeti: LOL!!!!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Chris on Xena

Talkin about hot celebs...

Chris:
i don't really think she is

Chris: actually there's not really any 'stars' that have made me crazy
Chris: ........ except maybe xena the warrior princess.... but she's not a star.... she's REAL.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Hello? 1993?

SBineOO7: lol i just picked up my cell and checked for a dial tone

Crotch Rockets...

*Disclaimer* If this falls into the wrong hands, don't be embarassed.... this is just for jokes!!

dularibeti: lol sabine
SBineOO7: lol suni
dularibeti: what the heck is a CROTCH ROCKET...............
dularibeti: do i want to know what that is?
dularibeti: or should i run away as fast as i can....
dularibeti: some dude at work just asked me if i like thos...
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: :P:::::::
SBineOO7: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
SBineOO7: its a motorcycle...but specifically one of those smaller faster sport bikes....not like a huge harley
dularibeti: oh.
dularibeti: thank god
SBineOO7: lol
dularibeti: u just saved that dude a sexual harassment suit
dularibeti: lol jk
SBineOO7: LOLLL

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Elmo joke!

Hehe thanks Vitali!

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.

He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Sunday, June 17, 2007

STD/ISD

SBineOO7: srish still no txt me back yet
dularibeti: boooo
SBineOO7: i std/isd her
dularibeti: .... u what?
dularibeti: lol
SBineOO7: lol
SBineOO7: i think its what they call the payfone in india
dularibeti: oooh
dularibeti: dude ur talkin to an abcdefg here
SBineOO7: i never knew what it was til i went to india as a kid
SBineOO7: and saw signs for STD/ISD everywhere
dularibeti: lol!
dularibeti: std??? really?
dularibeti: what does it stand for?
SBineOO7: im all like "whats the sexually transmitted disease independent school district" all about
dularibeti: hahahahaha

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 2)

View the terrifying 2nd chapter of Chris's newest movie Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle.

If you missed it, be sure to see PART 1 first.



Want to know what happens next?? Part 3 has been released!!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

GIRLY MAN!

HAHAHAHA!!!! I literally couldn't breath laughing at this!!! Srish you rock for sending this to me.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Wired Woes

User: "i'm a new intern. i can't get email"
Me: "is your outlook 'online?'"
User: "no it's disconnected"
Me: can you access the internet?
*checking*
User: "no."
Me: go into network connections and check the status of ur Local area connection
User: "it says network cable unplugged."
Me: is your ethernet cable plugged in?
User: "...no"

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle (Part 1)

The very first episode of Chris's super-awesome movie
- SNUGGLE'S REVENGE -
brought to you by Conebone Productions.

This part, RISE OF THE SNUGGLE is about
, "...an unsuspecting family that gets terrorized by something they least suspect..."

Make sure you have sound when you watch this!




Want to know what happens next??? Part 2 has been released!!

Wireless woes

User: "I cant enable my wireless radio it says to hit fn and f2"
Me: "Hold down the fn key and type the f2 key once and then let go of both keys"
User: "I tried that, but I'll do it again."
Me: "OK"
User: "I did it."
Me: "Now go into 'View Available Wireless Networks' to see if you can see any networks."
User: "No, it says to enable the radio using fn and f2."
Me: "Go into the Intel utility and enable the wireless from there"
User: "I did that and it tells me to do fn and f2 again."
Me: "Hit THE FN key + F2 again."
User: "It doesn't work."
Me: "You're on a Dell laptop, right? Is your fn key blue?"
User: "They're white."
Me: "Tell me exactly what you're typing."
User: "The F key, the N key, and then the 2 key."
Me: ............................*click*

*I'd like to F key her!!*

Cool Optical Illusion

From an email forward (Thanks Rybuoy!)

Take a look at the graphic below.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.


However if you stare at the black ' +' in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black '
+ ' in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

Monday, June 11, 2007

The Incredibles Concert

Some pictures and videos from the amazing concert
Before the show... my mom and I

So many Indians!!!

Patiently waiting

"What the hull???"


And now, time to start the show!!!

Kailash Kher


Asha ji's entrance - Dum maro dum


Thumbs up yaar!

Ashaji

Asha Bhosle Telling stories and singing a medley



In Aankhon Ki Masti - amazing!


Singing "Jhalak Dhiklaja" :)


Singing Chura Liya Hai Tumne and the crowd singing along






Sonu Nigam!

Sonu Nigam's Entrance - Tumse Milke Dil Ka


*To come-Aaja Soniye*

*To come-New and Old*


Saturday, June 09, 2007

House meets Grey's

MadTV's parody of House and Grey's!! Good stuff.. I love the Christina lol..

Dilly's cyberbuddies

dillon1383: someone named buck_tooth_hill_billy2 just added me on yahoo loll