Stone Mathew

Chris: lol you know you are literally the only person i "lol" with when i talk online
Chris: i honestly can't recall laughing out loud too often with others
Chris: they call me "stone phillips"
Chris: by "they" i mean myself
Chris: and by "stone phillips" i mean stone phillips
Sunita: !! reallyyyyy
Sunita: hHAHAHAHAHAHshdsafkl;sdakfjaweofir
Sunita: hahahahahahahaa
Sunita: LOL
Chris: LOL
Sunita: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sunita: omgg
Chris: LOL
Chris: lol
Sunita: lolll tears
Sunita: out of eyes
Sunita: omg
Chris: lol

Nirm's advice :)

LiMBuZZ: where are you going?
LiMBuZZ: on a plane?
dularibeti: florida :-)
LiMBuZZ: (beware of snakes)

Chris's monkey

Chris: lol i'd name MY monkey PROFESSOR XAVIER

Because they got High

Why am I laughing at this??!!?



knightrider1035: u know theadore was always high
knightrider1035: with the munchies
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: and by association.. eleanor?
dularibeti: i think i remember theodore always being tired too... and eleanor giggled a lot
dularibeti: hmm i think u may be on to something here
knightrider1035: yup...i heard she was a freak
knightrider1035: alvin told me
dularibeti: o ya? i woulda pegged britney for the freak
dularibeti: woahhh eleanor and alvin?
dularibeti: we're gonna see this on a vh1 "behind the scenes: the chipmunks and the chipettes" special
knightrider1035: ya she was totally cheating on him
knightrider1035: alvin was like the zach morris of chipmunc
dularibeti: hahahha
dularibeti: lol that's so true

Pete in da house

dularibeti: wait
dularibeti: ur older than me arent u
elguapidge: i might be how old are you
dularibeti: 20 :-X
dularibeti: jk
dularibeti: i wish
dularibeti: 23
elguapidge: okay so am i when is your birthday
dularibeti: aug 14
elguapidge: your older then me by two months and one day
elguapidge: oct 15
elguapidge: in the house
dularibeti: i win
dularibeti: lol!
dularibeti: "in the house"
dularibeti: weirddd
dularibeti: im talking to two oct 15 babies right now
elguapidge: oh yea who is the other one
dularibeti: my friend larry
elguapidge: larry in da house

Maturity

dularibeti: everyone except for me of course
dularibeti: i was mature since birth
dularibeti: LOL jk jk
dularibeti: haha
XSirocco: suni's first words were "where's my razor?"
XSirocco: :-) haha
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahahaha

Suni the dumpling cutlet

Chris: i'm just gonna carry around a fork and a knife and try to cut pieces of you off when you're not looking
Chris: you just see me tip toeing behind you with my fork and knife raised in the air and a crazy look on my face.
Sunita Persaud: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sunita Persaud: hahahahahaha

Napoleon Dynamite

Because you can never watch it enough...

so punny

criscross1182: lol oh hush, puppy.

Thashum* Uncle

The most HILARIOUS thing I've ever seen is sitting right here in this post!!!!! Here's a video that Chris Mathew did with his two brothers, Shane and Jeff, for his brother's wedding... word's cannot describe it. Just watch..... you might wanna go to the bathroom first, though. TRUST ME.



I told you!!!! Next time trust me... or wear your Depends undergarments.. (Right Anoop and Sab?? LOL)




* For the Malayalam-challenged, "Thashum" means angry

Poor Plunky

(2:15:31 PM) jruthlaz: I just threw your monkey against a tree btw
(2:15:36 PM) jruthlaz: he might need an icepack =(

Zooology???

herpes786: OMG
herpes786: colby likes
herpes786: walks in
herpes786: and goes
herpes786: "So i have to write a paper on Voles tonight...they're like Moles...but with a V"
herpes786: i'm looking them up now
dularibeti: what are they?
herpes786: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole
dularibeti: o wiki how i love thee
dularibeti: ewwie
dularibeti: i dont like voles
herpes786: haha
dularibeti: why does he have to write a paper on those
herpes786: gooood question
herpes786: he's taking Vology?
dularibeti: The average life of a vole is 3–6 months.
dularibeti: aaw :-(
herpes786: Voology
dularibeti: HAHAHAH VOLOGY
dularibeti: hahahaha
herpes786: wait..that would mean like
dularibeti: i believe the correct term
herpes786: Zoology
dularibeti: is voleology
herpes786: is really pronounced
herpes786: Zoh-ology
herpes786: Zoo-ology needs 3 o's...
herpes786: right?
herpes786: RIHGT?
herpes786: 1
dularibeti: lolllllllllll
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
herpes786: IT:S CRAZY!
dularibeti: hahahah

Sabine's away message

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Auto response from SBineOO7: thats what ur MOM said

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aawwwww AJAY

ThermalZeal: Wait till i turn 21...then i will take you girls out to all the hot spots...

SNAP CRACKLE POP!!!!

herpes786: what if we lived in a world
herpes786: where cereal box mascots came to life
herpes786: and battled ala gladiator style
herpes786: count chocula would own
herpes786: rotf the honey nut cheerios bee would get raped
dularibeti: HAHA
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol that's hilarious
dularibeti: what about tony the tiger
herpes786: man i was soo thinking tony
dularibeti: hahha
herpes786: he'd stomp
dularibeti: and tucan sam
herpes786: i'd ride him into the arena
herpes786: hahahahahah
dularibeti: hahah
herpes786: haha
herpes786: omg
dularibeti: HAHAHA ride him into the arena
herpes786: fruit loops lol
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol... nuff said
herpes786: tucan sam vs. the fruity pebbles
herpes786: what if like
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: what about the lucky charm leprechan
herpes786: the cereal itself fought
dularibeti: ...
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: corn pops would own
herpes786: like a cheery O
herpes786: vs.
dularibeti: hahaha
herpes786: a coca pebble
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: lololll
herpes786: cocoa*
herpes786: we're so stupid
herpes786: lol
herpes786: what a dumb idea sunita
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: that's a great idea
herpes786: you're right
dularibeti: im gonna learn cgi JUST so i can create that
herpes786: hahhahh
dularibeti: hahah

Anoushka Shankar

Anoushka Shankar's amazing performance at a Concert for George Harrison in 2003.

Vimal's Formal Date

dularibeti: oh btw
dularibeti: ur date
dularibeti: is gonna look smokin hot
knightrider1035: haha
dularibeti: i kno wat dress she's wearing
knightrider1035: thanks, im taking a mirror
dularibeti: LOLLLL
knightrider1035: and i will look smoken
knightrider1035: haha

True Love

dularibeti: now im sad
dularibeti: my soup is done :-(
WuChelli: whyyy
WuChelli: awwww
WuChelli: here have my arm
dularibeti: AAWWWWWWWWWWW
dularibeti: das tru love rite there
dularibeti: aaww
WuChelli: *holds out arm and closes eyes*
dularibeti: aawwwwwwwwww
WuChelli: love u na

I should get that checked out...

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: i got an email
dularibeti: from some doctor
dularibeti: who says he has something for my penile dysfunction
dularibeti: it sounds legit
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
DILLON1383: wow
DILLON1383: these emails
DILLON1383: are just so on the money
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahah
DILLON1383: if anyone has penile dysfunction
DILLON1383: it's you
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: it's so dysfunctional it's practically non existant

ABC News - Man with Living Twin born Inside of him!

Unbelievable story!!! Check this out.. All credit goes to Anu!

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

What the Truck lol

dularibeti: omg
dularibeti: imt alkin to someone from l'oreal
dularibeti: troubleshooting
criscross1182: lol! wowww
dularibeti: she thinks turning off her monitor is the same as rebooting the computer
dularibeti: ......
criscross1182: ...........ahhh hahahahahaaaa
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i had to break it down
dularibeti: i was like "ok on the box with the cd player on it...
criscross1182: lol...what the truck
dularibeti: hold down the power button"
dularibeti: "what does the power button look like"
dularibeti: ...?!!?!
criscross1182: oh wow.
dularibeti: "it's a circle with a notch cut out of it"
criscross1182: how has she survived this long?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i know
dularibeti: how are there still ppl like that in the world
dularibeti: sigh
dularibeti: keeps us in business i guess
criscross1182: lol
dularibeti: lol
criscross1182: that's true
criscross1182: you just got paid to tell someone how to shut off a PC
dularibeti: lol

Just in time for Valentines Day