Windies VS Zim - Larry's commentary

XSirocco:	ya that was to chanderpaul
XSirocco:	paul bunyon i mean gayle is on strike now
XSirocco:	my boy chiggy is bowling now
XSirocco:	5 runs that over
XSirocco:	break time
XSirocco:	71 runs 16 overs, none out
XSirocco:	shiv on 21, gayle on 38
XSirocco:	4.43 RR
XSirocco:	not bad
XSirocco:	RRR 3.88
XSirocco:	WI needs 132 runs with 10 wickets and 34 overs
dularibeti:	hahahah paul bunyon
XSirocco:	so a lil more than 4 runs per over
dularibeti:	hahahah
dularibeti:	my boy chiggy
XSirocco:	hehehe
dularibeti:	lol ur crackin me up while im on this call
XSirocco:	haha good!
XSirocco:	i'm a practice my commentary with you
dularibeti:	ahaha
dularibeti:	:-d
dularibeti:	lol ur good
dularibeti:	paul bunyon
XSirocco:	hehe thx
XSirocco:	innings resumes
XSirocco:	and Utseya resumes the bowling
XSirocco:	"What say ya? I said Uttt-seya's bowling!"
XSirocco:	1 run in that over as the WI batsman are apparently trying to figure what i said too
XSirocco:	oh no
XSirocco:	Chiggy strikes
XSirocco:	inside edge and chanderpaul is gone
XSirocco:	out for 21
XSirocco:	Ramnaresh Sarwan in to bat
XSirocco:	keeping the Guyanese population stable
dularibeti:	lollllll
dularibeti:	hahahahahaha
dularibeti:	loll
dularibeti:	o man :( byebye chanderpaul
XSirocco:	ya
XSirocco:	but dont fear, the Gayle force winds are still in there
XSirocco:	and Sarwan needs to hit wan 6 or 2
dularibeti:	hehe
dularibeti:	ooh another sixer?
XSirocco:	nah Gayle up to bat
XSirocco:	and they're moving all the fielders back
XSirocco:	I think one of the fielder is in Trinidad now, not Guyana
XSirocco:	er Trinidad not Jamaica
XSirocco:	(messed up my commentary)
XSirocco:	omg
XSirocco:	Gayle gone
XSirocco:
dularibeti:	WHAT
dularibeti:	crap attack
XSirocco:	first ball from Mpofu
dularibeti:	:*
dularibeti:	:(
XSirocco:	fu too Mpofu
dularibeti:	freakin mpofu
dularibeti:	FU
dularibeti:	lolol
XSirocco:	haha
dularibeti:	brb
XSirocco:	wow
XSirocco:	the catch to get gayle out
XSirocco:	goes off one fielder, and the other catches the rebound
XSirocco:	marlon samuels in to bat
XSirocco:	marlon samuels watches a delivery go by in disdain
XSirocco:	WI RR drops now to 3.94, needing 4.12 RR
XSirocco:	Chiggy bowls another efficient over giving up 1 run to samuels
XSirocco:	samuels at 2
XSirocco:	sarwan still hasnt gotten off the mark
dularibeti:	XSirocco: marlon samuels watches a delivery go by in disdain
dularibeti:	LOL
XSirocco:	Sarwan playing the role of generosity ... not willing to score any runs "nono Marlon, you score all de runs boi, ah happy jes watching yuh"
dularibeti:	hahahahah
dularibeti:	:-d
dularibeti:	lol
dularibeti:	im not even sad that 2 guys are out
dularibeti:	listening to this commentary
dularibeti:	lol
XSirocco:	hehehe
XSirocco:	marlon strokes a 4!!!
XSirocco:	and another, strong drive off the front foot
XSirocco:	he looks up at Sarwan saying "yes boi yuh could do this too, this is the way"
XSirocco:	Sarwan pulls out a camera to take pictures of this moment
XSirocco:	Chiggy is no longer getting down with it, after giving up two fours in that over
dularibeti:	LOLLL
dularibeti:	hahaha
dularibeti:	u crazy head
dularibeti:	LOL
dularibeti:	no longer getting down with it
XSirocco:	let's hope Sarwan decides to put away the camera now and show Marlon how it's done in G-town
XSirocco:	sarwan gets off the mark with 1 run
XSirocco:	as the camera falls out his pocket
XSirocco:	AJ Ireland back in to bowl
XSirocco:	for those of you who forgot AJ
XSirocco:	well you're not alone, so did we
XSirocco:	Ireland to Sarwan 4 leg byes!
XSirocco:	welcome back AJ
XSirocco:	Sarwan hooks a 4!
XSirocco:	tourist season is over for Ramnaresh!
XSirocco:	the 4 leg byes before, were off sarwan's helmet
XSirocco:	that's knocking some sense into him
dularibeti:	loll
dularibeti:	HAHAHAH
XSirocco:	utseya bowling
XSirocco:	we say ya hell ya utseya
XSirocco:	4 singles in that over
XSirocco:	another single and the west indies are halfway to their total
XSirocco:	with 25 overs left
XSirocco:	ireland to sarwan
XSirocco:	FOUR
XSirocco:	plays a sharp into cover, one bounce and over the boundary
XSirocco:	Ramnaresh showing that he doesn't forget getting hit in the head easily
XSirocco:	spite pays Ramnaresh, you're learning fast
XSirocco:	then again some lessons take time to learn
XSirocco:	as Ramnaresh is caught and bowled
XSirocco:	Sarwan out for 12
XSirocco:	see you later Sarwan
XSirocco:	dont forget your camera
XSirocco:	and up to bat is our fat er feared leader Lara
XSirocco:	quickly gets off the mark with a single on the first ball
dularibeti:	oouch
dularibeti:	lol
dularibeti:	hahaha larrry
dularibeti:	hahah
dularibeti:	YAY LARAAAA
dularibeti:	lara lara lara lara
dularibeti:	:)
XSirocco:	hehe
XSirocco:	WI are in a bit of trouble here
XSirocco:	they need a solid knock from this partnership
dularibeti:	u need a solid knock
dularibeti:	lol
dularibeti:	hahah
XSirocco:	i already had a few
dularibeti:	from the partnership of my FISTS
dularibeti:	muaahahah
dularibeti:	aaw haha
XSirocco:
dularibeti:	jk
dularibeti:	:)
dularibeti:	keep going this is hilarious man
XSirocco:	crazy fans attacking the commentators too
dularibeti:	hahah
dularibeti:	4??
dularibeti:	woohooo
dularibeti:	i think im at a lag
dularibeti:	lol
XSirocco:	Samuels 4!
dularibeti:	yeah!
dularibeti:	woohoo
XSirocco:	hehe there will be a break in the commentary while i work
dularibeti:	:)
dularibeti:	*applause*
XSirocco:	*bows* thank you thank you
XSirocco:	now wey meh rum bottle
dularibeti:	hahahah
XSirocco:	oooh Devilboy Mupariwa is back in to bowl
XSirocco:	all i gotta say is
XSirocco:	6-6-6
dularibeti:	LOLLL
dularibeti:	niice

Playlist Nomenclature

dularibeti: ya!!! i had such beautiful smart playlists
dularibeti: i had just finished perfecting my "white people songs" and "black people songs" playlists that very day, too
dularibeti: BioVVeapon X: there must be something going around cause Mehran did the same thing
BioVVeapon X: but it wiped all the songs on his computer as well
Hobbit26: LOL
dularibeti: lol sucks to be mehran
dularibeti: oh wait are u laughing at my playlists
Hobbit26: both
Hobbit26: the playlists are what i used to call mine
Hobbit26: nikhil names his cd's by what event happened at the time he created them
Hobbit26: examples are: the time my appendix burst, that one summer that sucked...etc
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: that's awesome!

Trapped In the Closet

Why??? ...Well, because I need to practice my Roman Numerals

Chapter I


Chapter II


Chapter III


Chapter IV


Chapter V


Chapter VI


Chapter VII

Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 7)
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Chapter VIII


Chapter IX


Chapter X


Chapter XI


Chapter XII

Air Guitarist

DILLON1383: i can see u strummin ur fake guitar and kickin it out hehe
dularibeti: lolll yaaww
dularibeti: lol and then i start destroying the fake guitar
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: AHAHHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: it makes me so sad how they do that to their guitars
dularibeti: haha
DILLON1383: now that i could not see hehe
dularibeti: hahahah
DILLON1383: i could see u goin crazy on it
DILLON1383: and then puttin it gently in teh corner
dularibeti: :-D
DILLON1383: and patting it goodbye
dularibeti: LOLLLL
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
DILLON1383: boi boi guitar goi
dularibeti: hahha
DILLON1383: and then skippin off
dularibeti: aaww
dularibeti: HAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahaha
dularibeti: loll
dularibeti: u kno me so well
DILLON1383: lol thats so u!!
DILLON1383: hahahha
dularibeti: LOL

Fluid Mechanics

Chris: you know ur a nerd when you start thinking about the Flow rate of your pee.......................................
Sunita: haaaaaaahahahaha
Sunita: hahahah o man
Chris: hehe
Chris:: ...oh ....fyi....
Chris: i was just in the restroom.

IMPOSTER

Reason number 2342457 why Jim Carrey is awesomeness

The Perfect Proposal

View the video HERE.


......I have no words... except for YES I WILL!!!! lol

BYOB

Aluball17: so BYOB when you come over
Aluball17: Bring your own Baigoneeeeeeeeeeeeee

Do YOU know the muffin man?

herpes786: omg
herpes786: i was quoting him at work the other day
dularibeti: "the only thing YOU'RE gonna be king of is the king of the STUPIDS"
dularibeti: lollolll
herpes786: "Not my gum-drop buttons!!"
dularibeti: in his gingerbread voice
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: HAHAHA
herpes786: colby started shaking his head


...I'm afraid to ask why Jose said that to Colby in the first place....

...Thanks Chris

Chris: that's why i thought you were straight from india or something when i first met you

Chris on child-raising

Chris: well duh....i'm gonna beat the snot out of them for no reason.

IT Geeks

Stone Mathew

Chris: lol you know you are literally the only person i "lol" with when i talk online
Chris: i honestly can't recall laughing out loud too often with others
Chris: they call me "stone phillips"
Chris: by "they" i mean myself
Chris: and by "stone phillips" i mean stone phillips
Sunita: !! reallyyyyy
Sunita: hHAHAHAHAHAHshdsafkl;sdakfjaweofir
Sunita: hahahahahahahaa
Sunita: LOL
Chris: LOL
Sunita: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sunita: omgg
Chris: LOL
Chris: lol
Sunita: lolll tears
Sunita: out of eyes
Sunita: omg
Chris: lol

Nirm's advice :)

LiMBuZZ: where are you going?
LiMBuZZ: on a plane?
dularibeti: florida :-)
LiMBuZZ: (beware of snakes)

Chris's monkey

Chris: lol i'd name MY monkey PROFESSOR XAVIER

Because they got High

Why am I laughing at this??!!?



knightrider1035: u know theadore was always high
knightrider1035: with the munchies
dularibeti: hahahaha
dularibeti: and by association.. eleanor?
dularibeti: i think i remember theodore always being tired too... and eleanor giggled a lot
dularibeti: hmm i think u may be on to something here
knightrider1035: yup...i heard she was a freak
knightrider1035: alvin told me
dularibeti: o ya? i woulda pegged britney for the freak
dularibeti: woahhh eleanor and alvin?
dularibeti: we're gonna see this on a vh1 "behind the scenes: the chipmunks and the chipettes" special
knightrider1035: ya she was totally cheating on him
knightrider1035: alvin was like the zach morris of chipmunc
dularibeti: hahahha
dularibeti: lol that's so true

Pete in da house

dularibeti: wait
dularibeti: ur older than me arent u
elguapidge: i might be how old are you
dularibeti: 20 :-X
dularibeti: jk
dularibeti: i wish
dularibeti: 23
elguapidge: okay so am i when is your birthday
dularibeti: aug 14
elguapidge: your older then me by two months and one day
elguapidge: oct 15
elguapidge: in the house
dularibeti: i win
dularibeti: lol!
dularibeti: "in the house"
dularibeti: weirddd
dularibeti: im talking to two oct 15 babies right now
elguapidge: oh yea who is the other one
dularibeti: my friend larry
elguapidge: larry in da house

Maturity

dularibeti: everyone except for me of course
dularibeti: i was mature since birth
dularibeti: LOL jk jk
dularibeti: haha
XSirocco: suni's first words were "where's my razor?"
XSirocco: :-) haha
dularibeti: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dularibeti: hahahaha

Suni the dumpling cutlet

Chris: i'm just gonna carry around a fork and a knife and try to cut pieces of you off when you're not looking
Chris: you just see me tip toeing behind you with my fork and knife raised in the air and a crazy look on my face.
Sunita Persaud: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sunita Persaud: hahahahahaha

Napoleon Dynamite

Because you can never watch it enough...

so punny

criscross1182: lol oh hush, puppy.

Thashum* Uncle

The most HILARIOUS thing I've ever seen is sitting right here in this post!!!!! Here's a video that Chris Mathew did with his two brothers, Shane and Jeff, for his brother's wedding... word's cannot describe it. Just watch..... you might wanna go to the bathroom first, though. TRUST ME.



I told you!!!! Next time trust me... or wear your Depends undergarments.. (Right Anoop and Sab?? LOL)




* For the Malayalam-challenged, "Thashum" means angry

Poor Plunky

(2:15:31 PM) jruthlaz: I just threw your monkey against a tree btw
(2:15:36 PM) jruthlaz: he might need an icepack =(

Zooology???

herpes786: OMG
herpes786: colby likes
herpes786: walks in
herpes786: and goes
herpes786: "So i have to write a paper on Voles tonight...they're like Moles...but with a V"
herpes786: i'm looking them up now
dularibeti: what are they?
herpes786: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole
dularibeti: o wiki how i love thee
dularibeti: ewwie
dularibeti: i dont like voles
herpes786: haha
dularibeti: why does he have to write a paper on those
herpes786: gooood question
herpes786: he's taking Vology?
dularibeti: The average life of a vole is 3–6 months.
dularibeti: aaw :-(
herpes786: Voology
dularibeti: HAHAHAH VOLOGY
dularibeti: hahahaha
herpes786: wait..that would mean like
dularibeti: i believe the correct term
herpes786: Zoology
dularibeti: is voleology
herpes786: is really pronounced
herpes786: Zoh-ology
herpes786: Zoo-ology needs 3 o's...
herpes786: right?
herpes786: RIHGT?
herpes786: 1
dularibeti: lolllllllllll
dularibeti: hahahahahaha
herpes786: IT:S CRAZY!
dularibeti: hahahah

Sabine's away message

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Auto response from SBineOO7: thats what ur MOM said

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aawwwww AJAY

ThermalZeal: Wait till i turn 21...then i will take you girls out to all the hot spots...

SNAP CRACKLE POP!!!!

herpes786: what if we lived in a world
herpes786: where cereal box mascots came to life
herpes786: and battled ala gladiator style
herpes786: count chocula would own
herpes786: rotf the honey nut cheerios bee would get raped
dularibeti: HAHA
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol that's hilarious
dularibeti: what about tony the tiger
herpes786: man i was soo thinking tony
dularibeti: hahha
herpes786: he'd stomp
dularibeti: and tucan sam
herpes786: i'd ride him into the arena
herpes786: hahahahahah
dularibeti: hahah
herpes786: haha
herpes786: omg
dularibeti: HAHAHA ride him into the arena
herpes786: fruit loops lol
dularibeti: LOL
dularibeti: lol... nuff said
herpes786: tucan sam vs. the fruity pebbles
herpes786: what if like
dularibeti: haha
dularibeti: what about the lucky charm leprechan
herpes786: the cereal itself fought
dularibeti: ...
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: corn pops would own
herpes786: like a cheery O
herpes786: vs.
dularibeti: hahaha
herpes786: a coca pebble
herpes786: lol
dularibeti: lololll
herpes786: cocoa*
herpes786: we're so stupid
herpes786: lol
herpes786: what a dumb idea sunita
dularibeti: hahah
dularibeti: that's a great idea
herpes786: you're right
dularibeti: im gonna learn cgi JUST so i can create that
herpes786: hahhahh
dularibeti: hahah

Anoushka Shankar

Anoushka Shankar's amazing performance at a Concert for George Harrison in 2003.

Vimal's Formal Date

dularibeti: oh btw
dularibeti: ur date
dularibeti: is gonna look smokin hot
knightrider1035: haha
dularibeti: i kno wat dress she's wearing
knightrider1035: thanks, im taking a mirror
dularibeti: LOLLLL
knightrider1035: and i will look smoken
knightrider1035: haha

True Love

dularibeti: now im sad
dularibeti: my soup is done :-(
WuChelli: whyyy
WuChelli: awwww
WuChelli: here have my arm
dularibeti: AAWWWWWWWWWWW
dularibeti: das tru love rite there
dularibeti: aaww
WuChelli: *holds out arm and closes eyes*
dularibeti: aawwwwwwwwww
WuChelli: love u na

I should get that checked out...

dularibeti: hey!
dularibeti: i got an email
dularibeti: from some doctor
dularibeti: who says he has something for my penile dysfunction
dularibeti: it sounds legit
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLON1383: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
DILLON1383: wow
DILLON1383: these emails
DILLON1383: are just so on the money
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: hahah
DILLON1383: if anyone has penile dysfunction
DILLON1383: it's you
dularibeti: lol
DILLON1383: it's so dysfunctional it's practically non existant

ABC News - Man with Living Twin born Inside of him!

Unbelievable story!!! Check this out.. All credit goes to Anu!

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

What the Truck lol

dularibeti: omg
dularibeti: imt alkin to someone from l'oreal
dularibeti: troubleshooting
criscross1182: lol! wowww
dularibeti: she thinks turning off her monitor is the same as rebooting the computer
dularibeti: ......
criscross1182: ...........ahhh hahahahahaaaa
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i had to break it down
dularibeti: i was like "ok on the box with the cd player on it...
criscross1182: lol...what the truck
dularibeti: hold down the power button"
dularibeti: "what does the power button look like"
dularibeti: ...?!!?!
criscross1182: oh wow.
dularibeti: "it's a circle with a notch cut out of it"
criscross1182: how has she survived this long?
dularibeti: lol
dularibeti: i know
dularibeti: how are there still ppl like that in the world
dularibeti: sigh
dularibeti: keeps us in business i guess
criscross1182: lol
dularibeti: lol
criscross1182: that's true
criscross1182: you just got paid to tell someone how to shut off a PC
dularibeti: lol

Just in time for Valentines Day