New pics of Sanjay and Arjun!!

COULD THEY GET ANY CUTER??! (Two more for our collection, Preethi!)

Arjun Persaud

Sanjay Persaud

(Dev is Sanjay's dad)
Shal says:
did i tell u Dev called me and woke me up Sunday morning
Sunita says:
lol no
Sunita says:
why?
Shal says:
he told me Sanjay went downstairs and turned on the tv and took a Shah rukh Khan DVD out of the case and put it near the DVD player to play
Shal says:
then when Dev came downstairs..Sanjay gave him the remote!
Sunita says:
hahaha!!!

SO CUTE!!

Awww here's a picture of Radhika's niece Nandini that I couldn't keep to myself!!! Soooo cuuutee!!!!!!

"OOPSIE!! Did I do that??"

Flashin those pearly... gums

Happy Shivratri!

"Aum Namah Shivaya"

Hope everyone has a wonderful and blessed day! May Lord Shiva's blessings be with you and your families today and always.
HAPPY MAHA SHIVRATRI!

Srishti Puri with THE MAN himself!!!

On a serious note...

Thumper update from Sabine!!! (As of 10:51 on 2/25/2006):

She made it through the night! Sabine's gonna go see her at 12. She started eating so yay so far...but we are waiting til she's bit more stable before evaluating any possible infection.

I don't know if you guys remember my post on Sabine a couple days ago.. if you do, you probably remember his sweet little cockatiel, Thumper. I'm sorry to say that Thumper needs our prayers! She's in the hospital in not so good condition after an injury caused by a scuffle with a hawk. Right now she's in an incubator. Please keep her and Sabine in your thoughts.

Coming attractions ;-)

Srish: i wanna just cuddle him and feed him grapes

What a crazy head

Pramila: who is on ur blg tomorrow
Sunita: i dunnnooo
Sunita: who do u think it should be
Pramila: did u do one on srish?
Pramila: or radhi?
Pramila: DO ONE ON U
Pramila: and how u met urself
Sunita: hahahah!!!!

I heart binary

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/

Lab Rats

the funniest thing i've heard all hour!!!!

Hey :-(, that site works well. Why you gots’ to be play`a hayt`in.

Jeff Gibson

omg Jeff I don't think I'll ever stop laughing about that!!! Beautiful use of the little underused apostrophe-like symbol that sits under the tilda!! lolol o mann

holla back playa

Pramajama

Pramila when she's happiest... with a menu!!

Prammmayyyy my oldest non-roomie college friend! (I like u.) In fact, she's one of my best friends! (Hi Srish i like u) You guys are probably tired of hearing the story, but here u go again..

Let's take a trip back in time... *doodle-oo-doo doodle-oo-doo* (That was supposed to be the Wayne and Garth dream sequence sound with the wiggling fingers.... except.. this isnt a dream, it's a trip back in time.... Man, shut up u know what i mean)

The year was 2001. The song "Because I got high" was in its prime. Daniel Radcliff was only like 11 years old. Pramila was in two of my classes, computer science 1 and rhet 1101. Mita and I would walk out of class with Pramila and would chat politely... we were just acquaintances with her at this point. It stayed that way for a couple weeks... until that fateful day that changed my life FOREVER!! (dun dun DUNNNNNN) It was on that day that Pramila fainted on a class trip to the UTD career center!! Mita and I, desperate to get out of class, volunteered to rescue her (although I don't remember this...) We brought her to her car and, seeing that it's a two-door Accord with leather seats, fought over who would drive her to our apartment. Then we realized that Pramila might be dying so we gave up and Mita drove her to 5836. This was mistake number 1. Now, she knew where we lived. After this, I think Pramila noticed that I was in her CS1 class so she took the liberty of inviting herself over to our apartment and "work on programs" when, in reality, I worked on our programs. Mistake number 2.
We started to see more and more of Pramila..

it was not uncommon for Radhi, Jessi, Mita and I to walk into our apartment to find Pramila sitting on the floor eating gulab jamun and biryani from home watching Maine Pyar Kiya or Koyla with a sheepish expression on her face

while we smiled nicely and wondered "How the hell did she get in here?! I thought we locked the doors!" Weeks passed and our final CS1 project was due. Prammy and I were in my room.. I, working and she, giving moral support. I excused myself to use the bathroom and Pramila asked if she could play music from my computer. I said "Sure!" Mistake number 3. Of all the songs that I had on my computer, what do I hear coming from my room while in the bathroom?? "CHITHI AAYI HAI AAYI HAI CHITTHI AAYI HAI" It was at that moment that I realized my heart was stolen forever :) I haven't gotten it back yet! (And, now that I think of it, I can't find "Maine Pyar Kiya" either.. Prammy, give it back!)

Hehe now that you know the background, you can view the madness!! Remember, don't judge us too quickly.. Keep in mind that we are high on love during most of these convos ;)

Pramila: my paper might as well be brown and smelly cuz its all bullshit

~~~~~

Pramila: okieme gonnam ake some gulab jamuns
Me: ok!
...
Pramila: okie jamun time!
Pramila: haha my version....of bob marly
Pramila: jamun..jamun
Pramila: jamun something something
Me: LOLOL
Pramila: lol
Me: u just fobbified marley

~~~~~

Pramila: i mean i dont mind you cheating on me
Pramila: and stealing my money
Pramila: and talking bad about me
Pramila: but not giving me food...especially desert....thats just horrific

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Me: thas an oxymoron!!
Pramila: lol
Pramila: YOU JUST CALL ME A MORON?
Me: hahahahaha
Me: a paradox!
Pramila: and an OX
Pramila: girl that aint right

~~~~~

Prammy: haha this guy asked me for my number
Prammy: i said sure
Prammy: go look for it
Prammy: and call me when u find it

~~~~~

Me: I JUSTFOUNDOUT I DONT HAVE WORK TOMORROW MORNINGGGGGGGG
Pramila: REALLYL
Pramila: COME SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME
Me: KKKKK
Pramila: WHAT U WANA JOIN THE KKK
Me: haha
Me: nooo.. it's the kkkkk
Me: the.. ku klux klan killers ...klan
Pramila: LOL
Pramila: LOL
Pramila: LMAO

Okay that last one was something funny that I said, but part of the essence of Pramila is her laugh... feel free to comment on that hahah :)

Karina Jaya Balkaran :)

Here are some pictures of my cousin's newborn baby Karina! Such a putumder dontchya kno.

The other side of the coin

Chuck Norris can...

win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

lololol

Param param param param param paraaaaa...

Aww you guys are so nice to be looking out for the next post.. very flattering! and very encouraging :)

So here goes, the first of many tributes to the hilarious people that I have the pleasure of knowing. Unfortunately, since I only have 3 friends, this series will not even last a week.. Oh well, here we go. This here first page is dedicated to the one and onlyyyy..... *drumroll please*.... SABINE!!! Sabine Issac--AKA The King of Carrollton-- is one of the funniest freakin people ever and is the source of most of the funny videos and such that I spam everyone I know with. (A couple of the more recent being those awesome Chuck Norris facts--

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

--and the Jay Leno Phony Photo booth--I'll post the link later when Sabine gets online haha.) He is also the only person who can recite the ending of the title of this post--besides Vivek Oberoi of course.. Hey, I kinda like these dashes--but I digress.

All right I know those of you who know Sabine are thinking "Okay lets see the funny Sabine-ness already!!" And those of you who don't know him... read on, my unfortunate friends, read on...

We'll start with a short one to get you warmed up...
SBine007: lil jon meets santa...twhat...tokay!!!

Hehe okay now you're ready! (About the "which disney princess are you" quiz that i stole from david)
DulariBeti: who are u?
SBineOO7: guess
SBineOO7: fine ur no phun.
SBineOO7: belle
SBineOO7: but i think if u go with just looks, im rather jasmin-ish
SBineOO7: *Wink wink*

SBineOO7: why is my bird such a dunce
SBineOO7: lol
SBineOO7: takes after daddy....awwww goood boyyyyy

For this next one, I don't have the convo saved.. but it went a lil somethin like this:
(In a chat room with Srish and Sabine..singing a sweet Hindi song to Srish)
Me: hey srish.. "baithe hi baithe maine dil kho diya..."
Srish: awww i love that song!!
Sabine: oh no you didnt!!! I'll baithe hi baithe chuppal yo face!!
(For the pigment-ly challenged... a chuppal is a sandal that is commonly used to hit people)

D'oh! I coulda sworn I had some more Sabine chats stashed somewhere!! Don't worry.. I'll go find them and add them in before anyone notices I'm gone :)

OOH OHOHOHOHHH I forgot to tell you guys!!! On a completely different note, I have some AWESOME news!!! As some of you know, Vani got me a Bob Ross paint by numbers set (for ages 6 to 12) and it came with a mail in offer for a free Bob Ross picture badge!! I checked the mail today and it finally came!! When I looked at the picture, I noticed that he has a startling resemblance to someone else... but more on THAT tomorrow! :)

"Happy painting!"

I've decided...

Hi people..
K I've decided that I'm going to feature a different person on this blog every day... don't know what I mean?? Then watch out for tomorrow's edition! ;) Or... I should say "editions" the way this is going!!

My favorite quote...

20 points to the first person who can tell me where this is from...(and NO CHEATING!)

"How bout I kick your butt right now?"
"How bout I draw a line down your head so it LOOKS like a butt??"

Shal...you're not allowed to answer yet

Kids say the darndest things...

Hello hello! Good morning!

I just had breakfast with Grandpa, my Dad, Mom, and Shal. Grandpa told us the funniest story so I thought I'd share!!

Benjamin is my cousin Banie's son.. He's probably about 6 now. Banie was visiting his parents (Uncle Harold and Aunty Sheila) in Florida and he brought Benjamin along with him. Uncle Harold probably was doing some work outside so he had his shirt off. He raised his arms to do something and Benjamin saw his armpit hair and goes "Look! Grandpa has FEATHERS!!"

Hehe speaking of kids, I have a funny story about my sister when she was about Benjamin's age. Some of you have probably already heard the story, but it's still funny the second time!!

My dad took my sister Shal with him to get some money from the ATM machine. So he's punching away at the buttons and she's next to him not knowing what he's doing. The money comes out of the machine and she yells "DADDY DADDY! YOU WON!!!"

Here are some old chats about my cousin Vedendra.. (Asha's brother) this kid is so funny man.. lol.. These stories range from when he was about 3 till now.. he's about to turn 9!

Vani: do u kno wa veden jus sed?

Me: what?

Vani: he goes" o my god ! your going through menopause!"

This is what television does to kids..

Vani: did i tell u bout the time veden had a hw assignment to write about the one place that he'd wanna get locked into overnight?

Vni: u kno wa he sed?

Me: lol oh no

Me: where?

Vani: key food

Now THAT'S a Persaud!!

And probably the best one yet... *Talking about Veden again*

Srish: uhhmm

Me: and he was in asha's room

Srish: okie

Me: so asha's like "veden go do your homework"

Srish: ahhaan

Me: and veden says "asha do u hear that???" all serious

Me: and she goes "no? what?"

Me: and he goes "that's the sound of I DONT CARE!!!"

Hah Here's a story I found about my cousin Nirvani (Nalini's little sister). She's about the same age as Vedin..

Vani: nalini caught nirvani singin "shake it like a polariod picture!!" in the mirror

Vani: lol

Vani: shes so funnie

I'm a posting MACHINE

Hey I just noticed the date!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CUTEST 20 YEAR OLD IN THE WORLD--my dear cousin ASHA!!

Aowww how u so cute??







Vani: y am i cropped outa that asha pic????
Me: cause it's HER BIRTHDAY
Me: gaad maan
Me: let her have one day!
Me: lol
Vani: but where am i????
Vani: lol

dude I should be studying for my test...

I learned a new joke!

So I'm telling all my friends my new joke (sorry if you're gay.. don't mean anything bad by it).

Here's the joke:

Q: What do gay horses like to eat?
A: Haaayyyyyyyy!!

and this is what I get:

Me: what do gay horses like to eat?
Prammy: i dunno
Me: hayyyyyyy
Prammy: what does that have to do with being gay
Me: sigh

then, I tell Mita the joke...

Me: what do gay horses like to eat??
Mifa: lol!
Mifa: fondue?
Mifa: lol ionoo
Me: LOLOL
Me: THAT'S FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE ANSWER

so I proceed to spam everyone I'm talking to with Mita's response...

Me: lol she guessed fondue
Vimal: hahahahah
Me: lol
Vimal: is fondu gay?
Me: u kno what iono!
Vimal: i hope not
Vimal: i like it
Vimal: dont ruin this for me!

Welcome to my world!!

Hi!
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Yeah I dunno what to write.... This was a bad idea--

*Running away*


hehe.. Yes, I'm back on the blog bandwagon.. Let's see how long it'll be before I abandon this blog just like the other ones. So here's the rule of thumb for this blog: If it makes me laugh hysterically or cry uncontrollably, it'll be posted here! Hope you enjoy your stay :) And remember... commenting isnt just a city in China!